{"id":22916,"date":"2022-02-15T10:55:23","date_gmt":"2022-02-15T07:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22916"},"modified":"2022-02-15T10:55:24","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T07:55:24","slug":"cele-mai-nepotrivite-cadouri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cele-mai-nepotrivite-cadouri\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai nepotrivite cadouri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ieri, am scris un articol despre cadourile adecvate pentru o zi a iubirii, cum e Sf. Valentin. Azi o s\u0103 trat\u0103m tema opus\u0103, \u015fi anume: cadouri pe care s\u0103 nu le faci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigur, dac\u0103 o persoan\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i bate apropouri \u00eendelungate c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte taman aceste cadouri, atunci, desigur, ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103. Esen\u0163ial e s\u0103 nu le faci cuiva \u00eempotriva deciziei \u015fi voin\u0163ei lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>A) R\u0103h\u0103\u0163el generic cu inimioar\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am o antipatie profund\u0103, din r\u0103runchi, fa\u0163\u0103 de obiecte inutile care zac prin rafturi \u015fi cutii \u015fi colecteaz\u0103 praf.   Nu am bibelouri sau alte nimicuri de genul, dac\u0103 un obiect din casa mea nu sluje\u015fte unui scop concret, se duce direct la co\u015f \u015fi nimic nu m\u0103 \u00eenfurie mai tare dec\u00e2t obliga\u0163ia social\u0103 de a mima recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 pentru nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eemi dai un ursule\u0163 de plu\u015f cu o inimioar\u0103 care zice ailaviu, prefer o can\u0103 ironic\u0103, cu un m\u00e2ner \u00een form\u0103 de p de cal. M\u0103car se poate utiliza pentru a bea cafea. Sau pentru alte activit\u0103\u0163i, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>B) Animale<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sigur, dac\u0103 iubi te freac\u0103 exhaustiv \u015fi redundant la icre c\u0103 vrea c\u0103\u0163eluuuu\u015f \/ picicu\u0163\u0103\u0103\u0103 \/ \u015farpe &#8211; tigru, \u015fi \u015ftii c\u0103 e genul responsabil, f\u0103-i pl\u0103cerea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar niciodat\u0103, and I mean NICIODAT\u0102, s\u0103 nu bagi pe g\u00e2t cuiva un pet, dac\u0103 nu \u015fi-a exprimat dorin\u0163a de a avea unul. Nu de alta, dar dac\u0103 o faci, fiin\u0163a care va suferi \u00een caz de neglijen\u0163\u0103 sau abuz va fi anim\u0103lu\u0163ul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cengrijirea unui animal presupune timp, bani \u015fi aptitudine de a iubi. Nu ai cum s\u0103 impui nim\u0103nui cu sila o astfel de decizie. Tu te sco\u0163i gratis, mai ales c\u0103 multe asocia\u0163ii pentru animale f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n \u0163i-l dau cu zestre, o litier\u0103, un sac de boabe etc., dar persoana c\u0103reia \u00eei faci cadoul va r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu un angajament pe cap. Sau va da anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u00eenapoi la ad\u0103post, ceea ce e un stres de nedescris pentru biata f\u0103ptur\u0103 nevinovat\u0103 cu care juca\u0163i bambilici \u00een acest mod. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Decizia de a adopta sau nu trebuie s\u0103 fie strict a persoanei care va \u00eengriji anim\u0103lu\u0163ul \u015fi care va pl\u0103ti pentru necesit\u0103\u0163ile acestuia. Nu a ta, nu a partidului, nu a casei de cultur\u0103. A fost frustrant s\u0103 nu avem pets \u00een copil\u0103rie, de\u015fi ni le doream? F*** yes! Dar nu noi pl\u0103team facturile. Sigur, de cum am ajuns s\u0103 ni le pl\u0103tim, fratele meu \u015fi-a luat instant c\u00e2ine iar eu pisic\u0103, exact ce ne doream fiecare, dar asta pentru c\u0103 ni le permitem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>C) Electrocasnice. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cemi povestea o fat\u0103 c\u0103 s-a certat crunt cu taic\u0103-su pentru c\u0103 acesta, de ziua nevestei, i-a f\u0103cut cadou ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat nou\u0103, aia s-a sup\u0103rat \u015fi taic\u0103-su nu pricepea nici mort ce a gre\u015fit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103i, iat\u0103 ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cadoul se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie un r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163 \u015fi o pl\u0103cere pentru persoana care \u00eel prime\u015fte.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat &#8211; frigiderul &#8211; fierul de c\u0103lcat sunt obiecte DE UTILITATE GENERAL\u0102, pe care le folose\u015fti pentru necesit\u0103\u0163ile tuturor membrilor de familie. \u015ei doar pentru c\u0103, probabil, doamna era responsabil\u0103 cu sp\u0103latul \u00een familia respectiv\u0103, asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 doar hainele ei se sp\u0103lau la ma\u015fin\u0103, sau ceva, s\u0103 aib\u0103 sens s\u0103 pretinzi c\u0103 e un cadou pentru ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De aceea e important ca femeia s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u015fi mai asume toat\u0103 munca domestic\u0103, mai ales c\u00e2nd vine acas\u0103 cu un salariu \u015fi nu e \u00eentre\u0163inut\u0103. Un b\u0103rbat care spal\u0103 vase cot la cot cu tine va \u015fti c\u0103 obiectele utile \u00een cas\u0103 sunt utile tuturor. \u015ei dac\u0103 aduce o ma\u015fin\u0103 de sp\u0103lat vase, nu e un cadou, ci un bun de uz comun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Numai un dobitoc arogant servit la botul calului va avea preten\u0163ia c\u0103 \u0163i-a f\u0103cut cadou dac\u0103 \u00eei speli de m\u00e2ine chilo\u0163ii cu noul Albatros, acum cu un num\u0103r incalculabil de rota\u0163ii pe minut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>D) C\u0103r\u0163i neinteresante pentru cel &#8211; cea \u00een cauz\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu un ateu convins, nu veni cu o carte religioas\u0103, sau sfin\u0163ii t\u0103i vor fi pomeni\u0163i \u00een cel mai profan mod dup\u0103 ce pleci. Dac\u0103 interac\u0163ionezi cu o femeie care nu beh\u0103ie de proast\u0103, nu-i da 50 shades of gray, c\u0103 te pasc mult prea pu\u0163ine nuan\u0163e de reac\u0163ie: block \u015fi haipa. Hai s\u0103 revenim la compara\u0163ia de mai sus. \u00centre o mizerie ilizibil\u0103 ca 50 shades \u015fi cana ironic\u0103, aceea cu m\u00e2ner \u00een form\u0103 de p de cal, avantaj cana. Pentru cele men\u0163ionate anterior. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00eei dai cuiva o carte, asigur\u0103-te c\u0103 e ceva ce \u00eel sau o poate pasiona. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>E) Nimic vechi, uzat \u015fi ponosit<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi, e categoria extrem de iritant\u0103 de cet\u0103\u0163eni care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i induc\u0103 recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 cu vechiturile de care vor s\u0103 scape, \u015fi pe care le intituleaz\u0103 pompos obiecte vintage. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pl\u00e2ngea la un moment dat \u00een comentarii o doamn\u0103 cum c\u0103 voia s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un cadou \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarei, \u015fi i-a dus o po\u015fet\u0103 veche, absolut superbisim\u0103, cu o singur\u0103 piatr\u0103 s\u0103rit\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103toarea \u015fi-a exprimat nemul\u0163umirea c\u0103 e folosit\u0103 pe post de co\u015f de gunoi, iar eroina noastr\u0103, zdruncinat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een baierele sufletului, se v\u0103ic\u0103rea de zor c\u0103 nu mai exist\u0103 recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 pe lume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La pariu c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eei cump\u0103ra o po\u015fet\u0103 nou\u0103, ar fi existat recuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da, sunt oameni pasiona\u0163i de vechituri, da, sunt \u015fi ciuda\u0163i dispu\u015fi s\u0103 dea bani grei pe ele, dar e ca feti\u015ful cu pipi. Doar pentru c\u0103 unii \u00eel au, nu trebuie s\u0103 presupui c\u0103 e valabil pentru toat\u0103 lumea \u015fi mai cu seam\u0103, nu trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel impui cu sila cuno\u015ftin\u0163elor de ocazie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Face\u0163i un grup secret de feti\u015fi\u015fti cu pipi pe Facebook \u015fi tr\u0103i\u0163i-v\u0103 via\u0163a \u00eentr-o infinit\u0103 f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 artezian\u0103 aurie, dac\u0103 asta v\u0103 dori\u0163i. Dar nu \u00eel b\u0103ga\u0163i pe g\u00e2t nedoritorilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa \u015fi cu vechiturile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, am scris un articol despre cadourile adecvate pentru o zi a iubirii, cum e Sf. 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