Am v\u0103zut c\u0103 ai pisic\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tii destul de multe despre pisici, a\u0219a c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 te \u00eentreb \u0219i eu despre ceva destul de nepl\u0103cut. Mimi are 3 ani, nu mai e pui. Dar \u00een fiecare noapte face un scandal \u0219i o g\u0103l\u0103gie de toat\u0103 jena prin cas\u0103, alearg\u0103, d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103, sparge, \u0219i mai \u0219i miaun\u0103 de parc\u0103 o bate cineva. Unu, mi-e ru\u0219ine de vecini. Nu mi-a zis nimeni nimic, dar cine \u0219tie ce e \u00een mintea lor. Doi, nu pot s\u0103 dorm c\u00e2nd Mimi \u00ee\u0219i face num\u0103rul. Dup\u0103 ce termin\u0103, eu m\u0103 scol \u0219i m\u0103 duc la munc\u0103, ea se lunge\u0219te pe locul meu din pat \u0219i doarme dus\u0103. Iar eu m\u0103 simt obosit\u0103 \u0219i indispus\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218tiu c\u0103 nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 pun la mintea unui animal, dar m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Tu ce ai f\u0103cut \u00een situa\u021bia asta?<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 e\u0219ti mai nedormit\u0103 dec\u00e2t Mirabela Dauer \u00een \u0219lag\u0103rul “Ioane, Ioane”, \u015fi sunt aici s\u0103 empatizez din tot sufletul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, ok, Lorena, empatia ta nu e dop pentru urechi \u015fi nici fiol\u0103 de cofein\u0103, spune ce s\u0103 fac, o s\u0103 zici tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u0103i, uite ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Un m\u00e2\u0163 de trei ani\u015fori nu mai e pui, dar e \u00een continuare foarte t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi energic. Iar aceast\u0103 energie, dac\u0103 nu e consumat\u0103, \u00eel face s\u0103 dea \u00een boala lui Calache nop\u0163ile, pentru c\u0103 e perioada \u00een care, \u00een condi\u0163ia lui originar\u0103 de fiar\u0103 dezl\u0103n\u0163uit\u0103, ar fi v\u00e2nat cu s\u00e2nge rece \u015fi ar fi sf\u00e2rtecat tot ce-i iese \u00een cale \u015fi e suficient de mic s\u0103 nu prezinte pericol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe cale de consecin\u0163\u0103, dac\u0103 vrei nop\u0163i lini\u015ftite, \u00ee\u0163i propun seri zb\u00e2n\u0163uite. Care ar consta din tine juc\u00e2ndu-te cu m\u00e2\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 vezi c\u0103 e cu botul pe labe de oboseal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tot zic medicii s\u0103 \u00eenchidem toate ecranele cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte de culcare. Tu po\u0163i face asta, \u015fi s\u0103 folose\u015fti cele dou\u0103 ore \u00eentr-un mod activ \u015fi totodat\u0103 relaxant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pentru c\u0103 o pisic\u0103 pus\u0103 pe joac\u0103 e o comedie cin\u00e9ma v\u00e9rit\u00e9. De fapt, \u015ftii deja asta, pentru c\u0103 toate clipurile cu pisici ajung automat la 5.000.000 de vizualiz\u0103ri, iar asta este legea nescris\u0103 a internetului. Po\u0163i s\u0103 te distrezi copios f\u0103c\u00e2nd-o s\u0103 fug\u0103reasc\u0103 laserul, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul tol\u0103nit \u00een fotoliu, sau po\u0163i tu s\u0103 joci v-a\u0163i ascunselea cu ea, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul care arde calorii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Joac\u0103-te cu ea pe epuizate seara \u015fi o s\u0103 po\u0163i dormi noaptea. \u015ei da, sunt con\u015ftient\u0103 c\u00e2t de porcos a sunat asta. Dar e valabil \u00een toate sensurile, iar tu ai \u00eentrebat de pisic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Sigur, adaptarea la noul program va dura pu\u0163in, dar pe termen lung, o s\u0103-mi mul\u0163ume\u015fti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n PS: Nu te-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu cumva ai copii. 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