{"id":22940,"date":"2022-02-20T11:06:33","date_gmt":"2022-02-20T08:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22940"},"modified":"2022-02-20T11:06:34","modified_gmt":"2022-02-20T08:06:34","slug":"loredana-nu-va-datoreaza-raport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/loredana-nu-va-datoreaza-raport\/","title":{"rendered":"Loredana NU v\u0103 datoreaz\u0103 raport"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Loredana Groza arat\u0103 minunat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei nu, nu arat\u0103 minunat “pentru v\u00e2rsta ei”, ci arat\u0103 minunat, punct. Arat\u0103 de parc\u0103 timpul ar fi \u00eencetat s\u0103 existe. Arat\u0103 ca un entertainer care \u00een\u0163elege exact ce vrea s\u0103 ofere pe scen\u0103 publicului, \u015fi anume imaginea de regin\u0103 felin\u0103, \u015fi care nu face nici un fel de economie pentru asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O iubesc pe Loredana. \u00centr-o \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een care lumea nu prea are grij\u0103 de cum \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u015fte – \u015fi aici, nu m\u0103 refer la tanti Lumini\u0163a de la 5, care trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 grij\u0103 de cas\u0103, de familie, de rude \u015fi mai \u015fi munce\u015fte pe un salariu minim pe economie, din care nu-\u015fi permite s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce dec\u00e2t cu mult prea mult\u0103 p\u00e2ine \u015fi mult prea mul\u0163i cartofi. M\u0103 refer la arti\u015fti care nu fac nici un efort pentru aspectul lor \u015fi care se mir\u0103 c\u0103 nu-i mai bag\u0103 nimeni \u00een seam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei tot ace\u015fti arti\u015fti o \u00eenjur\u0103 cu sete pe Loredana. De\u015fi nu au nici a mia parte din talentul ei, din carisma ei scenic\u0103, din farmecul cu care \u00ee\u015fi captiveaz\u0103 audien\u0163a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 o condamni pe Loredana pentru opera\u0163iile estetice este o ipocrizie \u015fi o imbecilitate. Da, dac\u0103 ai avea acei bani \u015fi dac\u0103 veniturile tale ar fi direct influen\u0163ate de iluzia pe care o vinzi, te asigur c\u0103 \u0163i-ai injecta botox \u015fi \u00een stria\u0163iile anusului, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 le vad\u0103 cineva \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103 lumea c\u0103 e\u015fti b\u0103tr\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, urmeaz\u0103 a doua categorie. Care regurgiteaz\u0103, over and over, o prostie agasant\u0103, intruziv\u0103 \u015fi profund nesim\u0163it\u0103. \u015ei anume: Nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 s-a operaaaat (de ce plm te-ar deranja, dac\u0103 nu s-a operat din banii t\u0103i de p\u00e2ine?), dar s\u0103 spun\u0103, dom’le, sincer. De ce minte c\u0103 a b\u0103ut doi litri de ap\u0103 pe zi \u015fi a f\u0103cut abdomene? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t declara\u0163iile Loredanei sunt pe canapelu\u0163\u0103 la M\u0103ru\u0163\u0103 \u015fi nu \u00een boxa acuza\u0163ilor la tribunal, nu, Loredana nu datoreaz\u0103 nim\u0103nui s\u0103 spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul \u015fi numai adev\u0103rul, so help her God. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Preten\u0163ia asta, ca oameni care nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i raporteze adev\u0103ruri legate de treburile care \u00eei privesc direct, e o nesim\u0163ire \u015fi o b\u0103gare \u00een seam\u0103 nesolicitat\u0103 \u00een oala altuia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, dac\u0103 primul ministru \u00ee\u015fi face ridicare de fese brazilian\u0103 din bugetul statului, po\u0163i \u0163ipa la el. Sunt impozitele tale. Dar dac\u0103 Loredana \u00ee\u015fi face ridicare de fese brazilian\u0103 din banii c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i cu ultimele trei apari\u0163ii TV, d\u0103-te-n mor\u0163ii tei \u015fi f\u0103 anchet\u0103 \u015fi proces de inten\u0163ie la masa vecin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, Loredana nu mai arat\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in ca la 18 ani. Trebuie s\u0103 fii b\u0103tut \u00een cap \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i curg\u0103 liber bale din gur\u0103 ca s\u0103 nu-\u0163i fie clar r\u0103spunsul la \u00eentrebarea cu opera\u0163iile estetice. Cumva, nici nu ar fi cazul s\u0103 \u00eentrebi. R\u0103spunsul e evident. Dac\u0103 un om are tenul nerealist de neted \u015fi de tonifiat pentru anul din buletin, a f\u0103cut ceva \u00een privin\u0163a asta, d\u0103\u0103\u0103h. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u0103spunsul Loredanei, cel cu ceaiurile medicinale \u015fi cu medita\u0163ia transcendental\u0103, nu e o confesiune sincer\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, recapitul\u0103m, Loredana nu e \u00een boxa acuza\u0163ilor \u015fi nu m\u0103rturise\u015fte crime. E mai degrab\u0103 o ironie la adresa c\u0103pitanilor eviden\u0163i care simt nevoia s\u0103 mai \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 s-a operat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, rom\u00e2nul e grobian \u015fi lipsit de sim\u0163ul nuan\u0163ei. \u00cen cazul lui, mi\u015ftoul trebuie musai s\u0103 aib\u0103 dou\u0103 p**i \u015fi trei m*i, altfel e informa\u0163ie serioas\u0103 \u015fi surs\u0103 de indignare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Loredana face mi\u015fto de voi, oilor, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 spune de broccoli fiert. \u015ei o face pentru c\u0103 moldovencele mai de familie bun\u0103 sunt educate s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 frumos cu pro\u015ftii \u015fi s\u0103-i ia pe ocolite. Dac\u0103 o vezi cum ar\u0103ta la festivalurile la care c\u00e2nta prin anii 80 \u015fi o vezi cum arat\u0103 acum, \u015fi sim\u0163i nevoia s\u0103 mai \u015fi \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 s-a operat, meri\u0163i acest tip de mi\u015ftouri. Evidentul nu se \u00eentreab\u0103. Evidentul se constat\u0103 pe t\u0103cute. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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