-Da, ok. Fac podcast. Am de \u00eentre\u0163inut o familie, am nevoie de banii din reclame de la YouTube. Ce vrei? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Uite, asta nou\u0103 a mea linge \u015fi ea buricul, tot pe interior, \u015fi brusc, m\u0103 simt ca un virgin la prima dragoste, mai ales c\u0103 Prostamolul nu mai func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 ca alt\u0103dat\u0103, dar degetul potrivit la locul potrivit face mereu minuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Isuse, iart\u0103-m\u0103 \u015fi p\u0103ze\u015fte-m\u0103, nu vreau s\u0103 aud a\u015fa ceva, spune tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-P\u0103i nu pot, c\u0103 am telefonul ascultat de nea Becali, \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00eel excit\u0103m ne zice s\u0103 soodjem pluua noi \u015fi Dan Voiculescu, ceea ce e o idee romantic\u0103, dar nu acum, c\u00e2nd sunt \u00eendr\u0103gostit. Vine Dragobetele \u015fi vreau s\u0103-i fac un cadou gagic\u0103-mii \u0103steia noi. \u015ei cum femeile sunt geloase, \u015fi ea se simte direct atacat\u0103 de ce abereaz\u0103 nevast\u0103-mea, am \u015fi eu nevoie de un loc unde s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 sunt sup\u0103rici \u015fi smiorc – smiorc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Dar nu e\u015fti? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-E\u015fti nebun, coae, cum s\u0103 fiu? Sunt extaziat! Nu exist\u0103 validare social\u0103 mai mare dec\u00e2t cea oferit\u0103 de o femeie care pl\u00e2nge zgomotos dup\u0103 tine \u015fi p*la ta de diamant. Dar e Dragobete. 1 martie. 8 martie. S\u0103-i fac \u015fi eu o bucurie \u0103steia de acas\u0103, vin la tine-n podcast s\u0103 o reneg pe nebun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-OK. \u015ei mie ce-mi iese din afacerea asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Hai, M\u0103ru\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 e\u015fti culmea. Nu \u0163i-am zis c\u0103 ling buricul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Daaa, \u015fi cocaina aia din tinere\u0163e… <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Aia e nimic, acum a gusturi mai rafinate, al\u0163i bani, al\u0163i dil\u0103ri. Dar o trag exact de unde am tras-o \u00een noaptea aia magic\u0103, la Bamboo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Gata, omule, sunt c***va ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Tsss. Nu-mi place cum sun\u0103 asta. S\u0103 nu te prind c\u0103 m\u0103 porc\u0103i \u015fi tu prin ziare peste dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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