{"id":22952,"date":"2022-02-22T07:01:32","date_gmt":"2022-02-22T04:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22952"},"modified":"2022-02-22T07:01:33","modified_gmt":"2022-02-22T04:01:33","slug":"vara-nu-dorm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/vara-nu-dorm\/","title":{"rendered":"Vara nu dorm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 tot m-am reapucat de YouTube, vreau s\u0103 fac chestii amuzante. \u0218i o chestie extrem de amuzant\u0103 pentru mine sunt versurile de piese celebre, recitate extrem de serios \u0219i vag patetic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu e prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd fac asta. Iat\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KZobM8Kt_kM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar, \u00eentre timp, mi-a venit o idee mai bun\u0103. Ia s\u0103 creez un personaj anume, care e pasionat de poezie contemporan\u0103 \u0219i recit\u0103 din toate baierele sufletului ei de intelectual\u0103. To\u021bi o cunoa\u0219te\u021bi pe tipa asta, ok? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doamnelor \u0219i domnilor, v-o prezint pe Recitatrix. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noua serie care valorific\u0103 poezia contemporan\u0103 cum n-ai fi crezut c\u0103 se poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OMy4uTTAfW0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper s\u0103 nu pl\u00e2nge\u021bi \u00een batic foarte tare, dar dac\u0103 da, a\u0219tept subscribe pe youtube \u0219i propuneri \u00een comentarii. Ce s\u0103 recite recitatrix data viitoare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aten\u021bie: versuri de piese celebre. Asta e ideea glumei. O repet, pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 vin\u0103 c\u00e2te un gigel care se crede poet cu: Ahhh, Vasilica nu-mi r\u0103spunde la mesaje \/ Oricum e ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i proast\u0103 \/ Vasilico, nu \u0219tii ce pierzi \/ C***o \/ E pentru c\u0103 n-am bani sau e pentru c\u0103 o am mic\u0103, nenorocita dracului? \/ De m\u00e2ine m\u0103 combin cu Kim Kardashian \/ \u0218i tu o s\u0103 suferi \/ De-te dracu de japi\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i nu, nu asta facem. Recitatrix recit\u0103 piese celebre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u0219tept propuneri. Iar dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219i sus\u021bine\u021bi, iat\u0103 unde: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 tot m-am reapucat de YouTube, vreau s\u0103 fac chestii amuzante. \u0218i o chestie extrem de amuzant\u0103 pentru mine sunt versurile de piese celebre,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22953,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/vara-nu-dorm.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22952"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22955,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22952\/revisions\/22955"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}