{"id":22987,"date":"2022-03-03T11:09:53","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T08:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=22987"},"modified":"2022-03-03T11:09:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-03T08:09:54","slug":"ce-aveti-cu-un-biet-magazin-alimentar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-aveti-cu-un-biet-magazin-alimentar\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce-ave\u021bi cu un biet magazin alimentar?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Cine cite\u0219te acest blog, \u0219tie c\u0103 sunt 100% antipropagand\u0103 ruseasc\u0103, c\u0103 am ironizat megalomania lui Putin dintotdeauna \u0219i c\u0103 empatizez din str\u0103fundul inimii cu fiecare ucrainean luat cu japca de acas\u0103 \u0219i trimis la r\u0103zboi, sau plecat \u00een pribegie cu copilul de m\u00e2nu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pisicul \u00een transportor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219adar, cine cite\u0219te acest text \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 abereze huooo, putinisto, \u00ee\u0219i ia block direct, c\u0103 nu \u00eemi pun \u00een pericol libertatea mea de expresie pe Facebook s\u0103 \u00eei zic s\u0103 \u00eemi sug\u0103 p*la ca pe ultima suflare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu am sus\u021binut \u0219i nu a\u0219 sus\u021bine \u00een via\u021ba mea foamea necontrolat\u0103 de putere a unui dobitoc care se crede zeu \u0219i care \u00ee\u0219i hr\u0103ne\u0219te arogan\u021bele de\u0219arte cu vie\u021bi omene\u0219ti, \u0219i cine nu \u00een\u021belege ideea asta simpl\u0103 are un ban \u0219i o mie de penisuri \u00een bot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acesta este un text despre heirupismul bovin al func\u021bionarului rom\u00e2n torturat de virtue signalling \u0219i de exces de zel prost \u00een\u021beles. S-au apucat cei de la ANPC s\u0103 dea amenzi din burt\u0103 lan\u021bului Berezka, pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu suntem destul de b\u0103rba\u021bi s\u0103 ne \u00eenrol\u0103m \u00een Ucraina \u0219i s\u0103 biruim Rusia pe c\u00e2mpul de lupt\u0103, h\u0103r\u021buim oameni afla\u021bi la m\u00e2na noastr\u0103, chit c\u0103 nu aveau nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 sub soare cu invadarea Ucrainei de c\u0103tre Rusia. Dar na, a\u0219a arat\u0103 c\u0103 sunt b\u0103rba\u021bi cei care de fapt sunt c\u00e2rpe la\u0219e \u0219i jegoase. Cam ca gigel c*c\u0103cios, care nu are curajul s\u0103 se pun\u0103 cu bully-ul cartierului, \u0219i atunci se r\u0103zbun\u0103 pe nevast\u0103 \u0219i copii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lips\u0103 total\u0103 de demnitate \u0219i caracter, dublat\u0103 cu o prostie sinistr\u0103, neagr\u0103 ca genunea \u0219i care se cere cu insisten\u021b\u0103 afar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vede\u021bi voi, boieri dvs., Berezka e un business de expa\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adic\u0103, de oameni care au p\u0103r\u0103sit \u021bara natal\u0103 din diverse motive. Probabil, pentru c\u0103 nu le conveneau varii lucruri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ru\u0219ii care de\u021bin Berezka s-au stabilit \u00een Bulgaria de 15 ani \u0219i ofer\u0103 produse care targeteaz\u0103 \u00een principal comunit\u0103\u021bile de expa\u021bi ru\u0219i, care duc dorul m\u00e2nc\u0103rii de acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 amendezi Berezka pentru abuzurile ruse\u0219ti e ca \u0219i cum ai amenda Radio Europa Liber\u0103 pentru abuzurile lui Ceau\u0219escu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, cine a fost client la Berezka, observ\u0103 c\u0103 furnizorii lor nu sunt \u00een exclusivitate ru\u0219i. Sunt \u0219i moldoveni, \u0219i ucraineni, \u0219i alte popoare din jur, pentru c\u0103, pe bune. M\u00e2nc\u0103m to\u021bi cam acelea\u0219i lucruri. C\u0103 \u00eei zicem salat\u0103 de boeuf sau salat\u0103 de litere slavice imposibil de descifrat \u0219i pronun\u021bat, diferen\u021ba e c\u0103 noi punem vit\u0103, iar ei pe\u0219te. Oferta lor se integreaz\u0103 natural \u00een dieta noastr\u0103, pentru c\u0103 regiunea asta apreciaz\u0103 cam acelea\u0219i arome. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce face Berezka special\u0103 nu e faptul c\u0103 mur\u0103turile \u0219i patiseria lor erau o noutate absolut\u0103 pentru tine, ci pentru c\u0103 mur\u0103turile \u0219i patiseria lor \u00ee\u021bi amintesc de buc\u0103t\u0103ria bunicii. Care nu era rusoaic\u0103, dar cornule\u021bele ei fragede cu gem erau o variant\u0103 de vareniki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, nu te apuci s\u0103 faci o afirma\u021bie grav\u0103, de tipul Berezka finan\u021beaz\u0103 r\u0103zboiul lui Putin, f\u0103r\u0103 dovezi incontestabile. Nu de alta, dar eu, s\u0103 fiu domnul expat care de\u021bine Berezka, a\u0219 da \u00een judecat\u0103 pe to\u021bi cet\u0103\u021benii care au aberat lucrurile astea pentru daune de imagine, \u0219i le-a\u0219 cere desp\u0103gubiri grele, s\u0103 achit amenda boilor de la ANPC \u0219i s\u0103-mi \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de-o tav\u0103 de vareniki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd: cine arunc\u0103 un ochi pe siteul Berezka, vede exact unde s-a pozi\u021bionat acest fugar rus, probabil ubers\u0103tul de politica lui Putin: str\u00e2nge obiecte utile pentru refugia\u021bi ucraineni. Uite<\/a><\/strong>.<\/a> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E at\u00e2t de simplu s\u0103 nu fim idio\u021bi \u0219i imbecili. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol, sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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