{"id":23008,"date":"2022-03-10T10:59:47","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T07:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23008"},"modified":"2022-03-10T10:59:48","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T07:59:48","slug":"care-e-problema-incelilor-cu-starbucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/care-e-problema-incelilor-cu-starbucks\/","title":{"rendered":"Care e problema incelilor cu Starbucks?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai apare din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un maskul ferok. Ferok as in plictisit de manuela \u0219i de st\u00e2nguela. Genul care are senza\u021bia c\u0103 feminismul e direct de vin\u0103 pentru indezirabilitatea lui, \u0219i c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 feminism, cineva ar fi avut vreo datorie de la Domnul, sau alt b\u0103rbos atemporal, s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 via\u021ba insuportabil\u0103 toler\u00e2ndu-i agresivitatea, zg\u00e2rcenia, prostia \u0219i slug\u0103rindu-l supus f\u0103r\u0103 vreo form\u0103 de recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 sau apreciere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i maskulul ferok \u00eencepe s\u0103 abereze despre voi, feministele, care fake\u021bi \u0219i dReGe\u021ai. \u0218ti\u021bi discursul. Discurs care \u00eemi eviden\u021biaz\u0103 instant c\u0103 interlocutorul e jet material. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u76cl8GnVss?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tehnic, c\u00e2t timp noi feministele ne manifest\u0103m feminismul \u00eentr-un mod relativ pa\u0219nic, const\u00e2nd din gestionarea atent\u0103 a accesului la vaginul din dotare \u0219i la negocierea unor condi\u021bii mai bune de trai, \u0219i \u00een nici un caz h\u0103r\u021buind oamenii aiurea &#8211; c\u00e2t timp nu eu sunt \u00een sec\u021biunea de comentarii a acestor gigei, frec\u00e2ndu-i agasant la icre, ci ei \u00een a mea &#8211; ar trebui s\u0103 fim pur \u0219i simplu l\u0103sate \u00een pace \u0219i punct. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Via\u021ba noastr\u0103 e proprietate personal\u0103, vaginul idem, deci ce plm problem\u0103 are un m\u00e2rlete random legat de asta \u0219i de ce mor\u021bii lui nu \u00ee\u0219i vede mai departe de lab\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar mereu discursul se termin\u0103 a\u0219a: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bla, bla, voi feministele care crede\u021bi c\u0103 un salariu bun e mai interesant dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi face\u021bi mie ciorb\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi \u0219i s\u0103 nu v\u0103 aduc un rahat de ghiocei de 8 martie, \u0219i care a\u0219a \u0219i pe dincolo, \u0219i care hap hap hap muuu behehehee hauhau (aici cet\u0103\u021beanul devine incoerent de frustrare \u0219i de tensiune sexual\u0103 nerezolvat\u0103 de decenii, pentru c\u0103 e totodat\u0103 prea zg\u00e2rcit s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 o lucr\u0103toare sexual\u0103) \u0103\u0103\u0103g\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee g\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee gg\u00ee\u00ee\u00ee \u0219i care v\u0103 umfla\u021bi \u00een pene cu cafelele voastre de la Starbucks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Care plm e treaba cu Starbucks? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sincer, eu sunt master coffee maker, fac o cafea de pl\u00e2ngi, drept care, nu vizitasem un Starbucks \u00een via\u021ba mea. Dar am auzit de Starbucks de la gigei, over and over and over again, ca simbol al urii ratatului fa\u021b\u0103 de feminista care nu \u00eel f, \u0219i am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eel frecventez. Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce cafea bun\u0103. Mam\u0103, ce varietate, ce calitate, ce deliciu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Azi a\u0219a, m\u00e2ine a\u0219a, m-am trezit \u00eentr-o zi cu g\u00e2ndul: Mam\u0103, ce a\u0219 mai bea un Starbucks. F\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu vreun labagiu r\u0103t\u0103cit s\u0103 fac\u0103 zgomot pe social media mea, ci a\u0219a pur \u0219i simplu. Ce chestie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deci, mul\u021bumesc, inceli nef***i c\u0103 mi-a\u021bi deschis ochii. Evident, nu \u00een direc\u021bia dorit\u0103 de voi, c\u0103 ar fi cazul s\u0103 pierd mai mult timp cu animale proaste \u0219i inutile ca voi. Not gonna happen. Dimpotriv\u0103, fiecare dintre voi sunte\u021bi reclam\u0103 involuntar\u0103 la singur\u0103tate \u0219i da, la Starbucks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu, s\u0103 fiu Starbucks, a\u0219 face urm\u0103toarea campanie, bazat\u0103 strict pe frustr\u0103rile gigeilor: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CAFEAUA FEMEII LA CARE NU AI ACCES, LOSER. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut acest articol,&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\">sus\u0163ine site-ul cu o dona\u0163ie<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(DAR AVEM \u0218I BAIE, DECI TE PUTEM AJUTA \u0218I PE TINE.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai apare din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un maskul ferok. Ferok as in plictisit de manuela \u0219i de st\u00e2nguela. Genul care are senza\u021bia c\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15185,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/coffee.jpg?fit=640%2C640&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23009,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008\/revisions\/23009"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}