{"id":23038,"date":"2022-03-18T11:16:02","date_gmt":"2022-03-18T08:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23038"},"modified":"2022-03-18T11:16:04","modified_gmt":"2022-03-18T08:16:04","slug":"despre-burta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-burta\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre burt\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

St\u0103team de vorb\u0103 cu ni\u0219te prietene. Despre cum am pus toate un num\u0103r considerabil de kilograme \u00een pandemie. Ele, cu oarecare \u00eengrijorare. La modul “Noroc c\u0103 am \u0163\u00e2\u0163e, s\u0103 mai distrag\u0103 aten\u0163ia de la burt\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care eu am s\u0103rit \u00een sus: B\u0103i, soro, dar de ce s\u0103 distrag\u0103 aten\u0163ia? P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, oameni suntem, supu\u015fi intemperiilor, bolilor \u015fi \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103rii, \u015fi guess what, e ok. E ok s\u0103 ai burt\u0103. Da, am zis-o, e ok s\u0103 fii un om imperfect cu burt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i da, dar b\u0103rba\u0163ii o s\u0103 zic\u0103… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ete, rahat. Eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu am \u00eent\u00e2lnit b\u0103rbat complexat de faptul c\u0103 are burt\u0103. Dac\u0103 i se atrage aten\u0163ia c\u0103 are burt\u0103, face o glum\u0103 \u015fi se scoate, sau se bate m\u00e2ndru pe burt\u0103 s\u0103 se laude cu proprietatea lui, \u015fi cu asta, subiectul e \u00eenchis. Poate c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 lu\u0103m noti\u0163e. S\u0103 nu ne mai tortur\u0103m cu ur\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 de propriile corpuri \u015fi s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m mereu s\u0103 distragem aten\u0163ia, ca \u015fi cum am fi \u00eentr-o perpetu\u0103 box\u0103 a acuza\u0163ilor \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 justific\u0103m fiecare gram ca pe o crim\u0103 de r\u0103zboi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei femeile fac burt\u0103, \u015fi femeile au burt\u0103, \u015fi femeilor le place m\u00e2ncarea bun\u0103, \u015fi femeile iau a doua por\u0163ie de lasagne sau de musaca proasp\u0103t\u0103 aburind\u0103, \u015fi ASTA E. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu am mai permite niciuna s\u0103 fim h\u0103r\u0163uite pe acest subiect, de parc\u0103 am fi fotomodele gratis, \u015fi de parc\u0103 orice gigel care trece pe acolo ar fi angajatorul nostru care ne pl\u0103te\u015fte s\u0103 men\u0163inem imaginea, la un moment dat, h\u0103r\u0163uirea ar \u00eenceta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de burta b\u0103rba\u021bilor, auzi opinii de genul “Mie burta mi se pare chiar sexy”, iar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de femei, pui un centimetru de burt\u0103 \u015fi se n\u0103pustesc hoarde de hateri pe tine, femei included, s\u0103 te fac\u0103 gras\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te pov\u0103\u0163uiasc\u0103 s\u0103 sl\u0103be\u015fti musai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii au tendin\u0163a s\u0103 riposteze cu ia, hai sictir, iar femeile, cu aoleu, oare chiar sunt ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103, \u015fi poate chiar nu merit iubit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai s\u0103 v\u0103 zic eu un adev\u0103r despre dragoste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i place cu adev\u0103rat un om, c\u00e2nd \u0163ii la el sau ea, e\u015fti sedus inclusiv de defectele lui sau ei. Te atrage inclusiv burta lui sau a ei. E\u015fti complet neimpresionat de o burt\u0103 oarecare de pe strad\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd e burta cuiva la care \u0163ii, \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 ciupe\u015fti, s\u0103 mu\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u0163i “C\u0103rni\u0163\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103” pe un ton de sopran\u0103 de oper\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taman de aceea: nu mai interioriza\u0163i preten\u0163iile nerealiste ale pro\u015ftilor. Am burta mea, sunt pionieeer, \u015fi m\u0103 m\u00e2ndresc cu eaaa, sunt pionieeer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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