{"id":23135,"date":"2022-04-06T11:22:11","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T08:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23135"},"modified":"2022-04-06T11:22:12","modified_gmt":"2022-04-06T08:22:12","slug":"posta-redactiei-ma-indragostesc-prea-repede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-ma-indragostesc-prea-repede\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: M\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gostesc prea repede"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103, contra cost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scrisorica de azi spune a\u015fa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bun\u0103, Lorena.&nbsp;<\/strong><br><strong>Sunt un idiot incomensurabil \u0219i incorigibil. <\/strong><br><strong>Cred c\u0103 sunt at\u00e2t de affection deprived \u00eenc\u00e2t dac\u0103 simt cel mai mic semn de afec\u021biune din partea cuiva exist\u0103 o probabilitate s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gostesc nebune\u0219te de acea persoan\u0103.&nbsp;<\/strong><br><strong>S-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u0219i, sunt convins, se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00een continuare.Partea bun\u0103, odat\u0103 cu trecerea anilor, e c\u0103<\/strong> <strong>reu\u0219esc s\u0103 parcurg tot mai repede prin all stages of grief.&nbsp;<\/strong><br><strong>Several sleepless night will do. Sunt curios dac\u0103 reu\u0219esc s\u0103 fentez psihologul iar.<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bun\u0103, X, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feble\u021bea \u0219i vieatsa mea sunt mailurile astea uber vagi, unde omul nu spune nimic concret de fapt, nu descrie problema am\u0103nun\u021bit, dar se a\u0219teapt\u0103 ca eu s\u0103 fiu Mama Omida \u0219i s\u0103 ghicesc \u00een globul de cristal toate nuan\u021bele problemei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 crezi c\u0103 deprivarea de afec\u021biune st\u0103 la baza amorului turbat fa\u021b\u0103 de oricine e c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t amabil, poate c\u0103 solu\u021bia e s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti alte contexte din care s\u0103 derivi afec\u021biune. F\u0103 voluntariat la un orfelinat, sau la o cas\u0103 de b\u0103tr\u00e2ni. Categoria de oameni care se bucur\u0103 onest \u0219i din toat\u0103 inima c\u00e2nd cineva le duce un pachet de biscui\u021bi \u0219i st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu ei o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103. F\u0103 voluntariat la un ad\u0103post de animale abandonate. Acolo s\u0103 vezi deprivare de afec\u021biune. \u0218i te mai \u00eemprietene\u0219ti \u0219i tu cu al\u021bi voluntari, mai ie\u0219i la un gr\u0103tar, la o beric\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi creezi o via\u021b\u0103 social\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Al doilea pas ar fi s\u0103 vezi dac\u0103 nu cumva ceea ce tu crezi c\u0103 e deprivare de afec\u021biune s\u0103 fie de fapt un caz de lips\u0103 acut\u0103 de sex. \u0218i atunci, iei frumos anun\u021bul.ro sau orice alt site cu rubric\u0103 de anun\u021buri &#8220;matrimoniale&#8221;, cau\u021bi o doamn\u0103 escort\u0103 care va rezolva problema asta \u0219i o s\u0103 consta\u021bi cum, cu testiculele golite pe alt\u0103 cale dec\u00e2t lucrul manual, nu te mai amorezezi de oricine r\u0103spunde la bun\u0103 ziua cu un z\u00e2mbet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Al treilea pas ar fi s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 vezi persoanele de sex opus ca pe ni\u0219te prieteni, nu ca pe ni\u0219te \u021binte ale iubirii. Nu e nimic neobi\u0219nuit dac\u0103 un prieten \u00ee\u021bi z\u00e2mbe\u0219te c\u00e2nd te salut\u0103 &#8211; ba, dimpotriv\u0103, e un semn de interac\u021biune normal\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i reac\u021bia fireasc\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fie tot un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i un salut, nu ditamai vulcanul emo\u021bional. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cu testiculele golite cum am zis mai sus, exist\u0103 toate \u0219ansele s\u0103 fii mai relaxat \u0219i implicit s\u0103 \u00eencasezi mai relaxat comunicarea cu doamnele \u0219i domni\u0219oarele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Exist\u0103 ceva extrem de resping\u0103tor \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat c\u0103ruia \u00eei dai o dat\u0103 un bun\u0103 ziua politicos \u0219i brusc \u00eel vezi cum b\u0103le\u0219te \u00een jet. E prea mult prea dintr-odat\u0103 \u0219i singurele care se emo\u021bioneaz\u0103 la a\u0219a ceva sunt disperatele care vor s\u0103 se m\u0103rite m\u00e2ine \u0219i s\u0103 toarne plozi \u00eencep\u00e2nd de poim\u00e2ine, dar astea sunt cele mai insuportabile femei pe care le cunosc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Te-ai \u00eentrebat vreodat\u0103 de ce at\u00e2tea femei sunt \u00eendr\u0103gostite de b\u0103rba\u021bi gay? Chit c\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu va fi nimic? B\u0103rbatul gay nu \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 drame emo\u021bionale de cum e b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103, e prietenos la modul dezinteresat &#8211; chiar nu are nici o urgen\u021b\u0103 de la ele &#8211;  \u0219i, important, nu d\u0103 \u00een spasme necontrolate din orice casual joke. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tu nu ai cum s\u0103 devii un b\u0103rbat gay, dar dac\u0103 te rezolv\u0103 ni\u0219te tanti, ai cum s\u0103 devii un b\u0103rbat mai pu\u021bin surescitat \u0219i mai pu\u021bin dramatic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 faci obsesii de la un semn de amabilitate \u0219i dai c\u0103r\u021bile pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een prima secund\u0103, tot ce vei ob\u021bine sunt femei rezervate, care se vor controla la maximum s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 nimic interpretabil \u0219i continu\u0103 zeflemea de la acelea dintre ele care sunt japi\u021be \u0219i ador\u0103 s\u0103 atace sl\u0103biciunea acolo unde o v\u0103d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iar terapia merit\u0103 continuat\u0103, la modul sincer, nu cu fente. Dac\u0103 fentezi un profesionist pe care \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219ti s\u0103 te trateze, \u00ee\u021bi fentezi de fapt propriul buzunar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At\u00e2ta pot s\u0103-\u021bi spun pe baza a ce mi-ai trimis. Dac\u0103 vrei un r\u0103spuns mai elaborat, descrie situa\u021biile mai am\u0103nun\u021bit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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