{"id":23141,"date":"2022-04-07T09:41:32","date_gmt":"2022-04-07T06:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23141"},"modified":"2022-04-07T09:49:48","modified_gmt":"2022-04-07T06:49:48","slug":"impaciuitoristul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/impaciuitoristul\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cemp\u0103ciuitoristul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ieri, sora voastr\u0103 a stat de vorb\u0103 cu cineva care credea c\u0103 treaba lui Zelenski ar fi fost s\u0103 caute pace cu Putin, nu s\u0103 escaladeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu. Treaba lui Putin ar fi fost s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i vad\u0103 de \u021bara lui \u0219i s\u0103 nu le invadeze pe ale altora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i da, dar \u0219i Ucraina a fost cam nasoal\u0103 cu separati\u0219tii ru\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dac\u0103 s-ar trezi m\u00e2ine ni\u0219te separati\u0219ti maghiari s\u0103 \u021bipe insistent c\u0103 vor alipirea la Ungaria a Ardealului \u0219i s\u0103 manipuleze popula\u021bia, crezi c\u0103 guvernul rom\u00e2n ar sta a\u0219a, ca oaia bl\u00e2nd\u0103? Plus c\u0103 toate tensiunile alea din zon\u0103 au \u00eenceput dup\u0103 ce Ucraina \u0219i-a anun\u021bat inten\u021bia de a intra \u00een UE \u0219i NATO. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar de ce s\u0103 vrea Ucraina UE \u0219i NATO c\u00e2nd are un vecin ca Putin? C\u00e2nd \u0219tii c\u0103 ai Rusia l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine \u0219i e\u0219ti un stat mic, stai \u00een banca ta.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pentru c\u0103 Ucraina e o \u021bar\u0103 liber\u0103 \u0219i are dreptul s\u0103 decid\u0103 singur\u0103 \u00een ce sfer\u0103 de influen\u021b\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie. A\u0219a cum de exemplu Ungaria a decis s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een sfera de influen\u021b\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 \u0219i e dreptul ei, ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 nu m-am b\u0103gat \u00een conversa\u021bia aia, nici s\u0103 cert, nici s\u0103 comp\u0103timesc poporul ungur. Ei au decis c\u0103 vor protec\u021bia lui Putin, s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i cu ea. \u00cen acela\u0219i mod, Ucraina trebuie s\u0103 poat\u0103 decide pentru sine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u0219i c\u00e2nd \u00eel ai pe Putin vecin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103i amice. S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ai un vecin turbulent. Un malac de 2 metri pe 130 de kg, b\u0103t\u0103u\u0219, care are preten\u021bia s\u0103-\u021bi dicteze ce faci tu la tine-n cas\u0103, \u0219i dac\u0103 nu-i convin draperiile de la geamul t\u0103u, d\u0103 u\u0219a de p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u021bi sparg\u0103 vasele. \u021ai se pare c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 stai la lugu &#8211; lugu cu cercopitecul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cercopitecul are \u0219i arme nucleare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-OK, atunci stau la lugu-lugu cu cercopitecul, c\u0103 \u00eemi place via\u021ba. \u0218i acoperi\u0219ul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine, tu e\u0219ti o c***\u0103 de rom\u00e2n. Genul care dup\u0103 was ist das a \u00eentors c*** \u0219i s-a \u00eenh\u0103itat cu davai ceas. Genul care se face frate cu dracu p\u00e2n\u0103 trece puntea. Noi avem verticalitatea unei lipitori, \u0219i tot patriotismul nostru const\u0103 \u00een a \u021bipa pe Facebook, ca M\u0103laimare, c\u0103 o s\u0103 lupt\u0103m pentru tricolorul nostru pe care, uimire, nu ni-l luase nimeni. Dar mai e \u0219i alt tip de om, cel care nu se resemneaz\u0103 s\u0103 decid\u0103 malacul ce draperii ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 la el \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i alege s\u0103 \u00eenfrunte malacul cu ce poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i da, dar a\u0219a, malacul \u00ee\u021bi face casa \u021b\u0103nd\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i malacul va pl\u0103ti \u00eentr-un tribunal toate pagubele pe care \u021bi le-a f\u0103cut. Unde e problema? Ideea e c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de fric\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de amenin\u021bare \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103 de r\u0103ul pe care \u021bi-l pot face nebunii e sursa tuturor formelor de corup\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i da, b\u0103i Lore, tu te iei la tr\u00e2nt\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumea \u0219i apoi suferi consecin\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i s\u0103 vedem imaginea ampl\u0103 a consecin\u021belor. Zero c\u0103s\u0103torii e\u0219uate, zero divor\u021buri, zero ipostaze de abuz domestic, zero avorturi, zero copii crescu\u021bi \u00een condi\u021bii mizere, zero datorii, pierderi minime u\u0219or de recuperat. Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 facem bilan\u021bul, eu zic c\u0103 m-am descurcat decent. Pe c\u00e2nd al\u021bii vulnerabili la amenin\u021bare \u0219i \u0219antaj tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-un iad al terorii zilnice \u0219i sunt perpetuu \u021bepui\u021bi financiar. Avantaj eu. \u00cen special c\u0103 malacul de care vorbim e psihopat. Dac\u0103 vede c\u0103 te sperie, se alimenteaz\u0103 din asta \u0219i te s\u00e2c\u00e2ie \u0219i mai inventiv. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Oricum, spune \u00eemp\u0103ciuitoristul, eu nu cred c\u0103 Putin mai tr\u0103ie\u0219te mult. \u0218i n-o s\u0103-l omoare nici americanii, nici ucrainenii, nici UE. Ci un tat\u0103 rus, sau chiar o mam\u0103 rusoaic\u0103, pe care i-a min\u021bit c\u0103 le duce copiii la exerci\u021bii \u0219i apoi i-a b\u0103gat \u00een r\u0103zboi \u0219i au murit pe front. \u0102la o s\u0103 ia pe \u0219est o arm\u0103, n-o s\u0103 spun\u0103 nim\u0103nui ce vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103, o s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la o parad\u0103 de-asta comunist\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd trece Putin pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el, o s\u0103-l \u00eempu\u0219te. Un p\u0103rinte rus care n-are nimic de pierdut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-B\u0103i, uite. Dac\u0103 nu po\u021bi empatiza cu mor\u021bii din Ucraina, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 m\u0103car po\u021bi empatiza cu cei din Rusia. E un pas \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, sora voastr\u0103 a stat de vorb\u0103 cu cineva care credea c\u0103 treaba lui Zelenski ar fi fost s\u0103 caute pace cu Putin, nu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23142,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/ukraine-gc2dfbaf84_640.jpg?fit=640%2C427&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23141"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23146,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23141\/revisions\/23146"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}