{"id":23190,"date":"2022-04-17T09:55:03","date_gmt":"2022-04-17T06:55:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23190"},"modified":"2022-04-17T09:59:59","modified_gmt":"2022-04-17T06:59:59","slug":"il-sustin-pe-jador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/il-sustin-pe-jador\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cel sus\u021bin pe Jador"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu, nu \u00eemi place \u00een mod special Jador, \u0219i nu, nu \u00eemi place muzica lui. \u0218i nu, nu am nimic cu manelele, ci cu un anumit stil de a le interpreta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta o punctez din start, pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi apar gigeii cu da, e\u0219ti o manelist\u0103 nenorocit\u0103 c***\u0103, nici m\u0103car nu m\u0103 complic s\u0103 bag p \u00een mamele lor, c\u0103 nu vreau zucc pe page. Dac\u0103 o arzi pe pagina mea \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 nu ai prins ideea c\u0103 a) cu Lorena se vorbe\u015fte civilizat b) o acuzi pe Lorena de incultur\u0103 c\u00e2nd scrii m\u0103car pe un sfert ca ea, \u00eemi pierzi spa\u0163iul \u015fi timpul degeaba, iar eu \u00eemi pre\u0163uiesc spa\u0163iul \u015fi timpul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce i s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat lui Jador? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jador a vrut s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 concert \u00een Timi\u015foara. Care, se \u015ftie, e o important\u0103 baz\u0103 de maneli\u015fti. Poate \u015fi de la influen\u0163a turbo folkului s\u00e2rbesc vecin \u015fi prieten, poate \u015fi pentru c\u0103 timi\u015forenii sunt natural veseli \u015fi pu\u015fi pe glume, de zici c\u0103 sunt perpetuu sub influen\u0163a a dou\u0103 p\u0103linci, muzica de petrecere e ADORAT\u0102 \u00een Timi\u015foara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dup\u0103 cum arat\u0103 milioanele de vizualiz\u0103ri de pe toate clipurile lui Jador, omul e iubit de popor. \u015ei detestat \u00een egal\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 succes f\u0103r\u0103 invidie. Cert e, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 Jador are milioane de fani. \u00cen timp ce podcastul meu cel mai vizionat, cel cu Maia Morgenstern, a f\u0103cut un modest 33.000 de vizualiz\u0103ri. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=94Qoj-6tzxc&amp;t=114s\">Aici, poate \u00eel ridica\u0163i la 34.000. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu e vina nim\u0103nui c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia suntem ca na\u0163ie. Ne bulucim cu milioanele la manele, dar abia o minoritate modest\u0103 vizioneaz\u0103 un interviu cu unul dintre actorii cei mai prestigio\u015fi ai Rom\u00e2niei. \u0102\u015ftia suntem, \u015fi indiferent c\u00e2t kk va m\u00e2nca gigel \u00een comentarii la acest articol, gigel va vedea maneaua lui Jador \u015fi nu podcastul meu. Iar aceast\u0103 ipocrizie este OFTICANT\u0102 CU SPUME. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acela\u015fi gigel va ignora o cronic\u0103 de film sau de spectacol pe acest site, dar dac\u0103 scriu un text despre pl\u0103cerile cunilingusului, se va \u00eenfiin\u0163a prompt \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 c***\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163ipe c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat nu d\u0103 limbi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0103car, recunoa\u015fte\u0163i, \u00een plm, c\u0103 sunte\u0163i o na\u0163ie de maneli\u015fti incul\u0163i \u015fi libidino\u015fi, \u015fi termin\u0103m b\u00e2lciul. Dar nu. Noi suntem o na\u0163ie de maneli\u015fti incul\u0163i \u015fi libidino\u015fi c\u0103rora le e ru\u015fine c\u0103 sunt maneli\u015fti incul\u0163i \u015fi libidino\u015fi, drept care, comportamentul nostru e ca al europarlamentarului ungur mare familist conservator antiLGBT surprins \u00een flagrant la Bruxelles \u00eentr-o orgie cu 25 de arm\u0103sari horny. Nu unul, nu doi, nici m\u0103car zece. Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 de c\u00e2t\u0103 musculatur\u0103 inghinal\u0103 e nevoie s\u0103 faci fa\u0163\u0103 la at\u00e2\u021bia combatan\u021bi, \u015fi c\u00e2t exerci\u0163iu (de echita\u0163ie) a prestat acest tataie s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la performan\u0163a asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ce cea mai notabil\u0103 chestie pe care am f\u0103cut-o e o reclam\u0103 la videochat? Pentru c\u0103 e singurul subiect care chiar \u00eei intereseaz\u0103 pe rom\u00e2ni. Dac\u0103 fac un performance artsy pe tema nemuririi sufletului, o s\u0103 v\u00e2nd 30 de bilete. Dac\u0103 fac spotul femeile de dou\u0103 ori mai independente \u015fi de opt ori mai pline de bani, o s\u0103 rup internetul \u00een dou\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Filarmonica Banatul e o sal\u0103 disponibil\u0103 pentru \u00eenchiriere. Exact ca Sala Mare a Teatrului Na\u0163ional Bucure\u015fti. \u015ei eu \u015fi voi le putem avea pentru o sear\u0103, dac\u0103 decart\u0103m b\u0103netul. A\u015fa s-a ajuns la \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163irea de fi\u0163uici naziste la Dan Puric. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jador e genul de artist suficient de popular s\u0103 \u00eenchirieze sala Filarmonicii Banatul, s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 c\u00e2t se cere \u015fi s\u0103 \u015fi fac\u0103 profit pe urma numitei seri. Altfel, se l\u0103sa invitat la vreo c\u00e2rciumioar\u0103 boem\u0103 timi\u015forean\u0103, lua c\u00e2t \u00eei propunea patronul \u015fi nu-\u015fi b\u0103tea capul cu organizare, v\u00e2nz\u0103ri de bilete, contabilitate, afi\u015fe, tot t\u0103mb\u0103l\u0103ul din jurul unui eveniment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ini\u0163ial, direc\u0163iunea a acceptat banii &#8211; \u015fi de ce s\u0103 nu spunem adev\u0103rul, banii erau much needed pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 doi ani f\u0103r\u0103 spectacole, toate institu\u0163iile de cultur\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia sunt rupte de foame \u015fi sever subfinan\u0163ate. Organizatorul, miz\u00e2nd pe sal\u0103, a tip\u0103rit afi\u015fe, bilete, a \u00eenceput reclama \u015fi promovarea. Alte cheltuieli. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar ce s\u0103 vezi, cu acordul deja dat (nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 a existat deja un contract semnat, sau s-a practicat mica \u00een\u0163elegere, las\u0103, b\u0103, c\u0103 semn\u0103m c\u00e2nd ajungem, s\u0103 nu mai plimb\u0103m h\u00e2rtii), direc\u0163iunea s-a sucit brusc \u00een momentul \u00een care lumea a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u0163ipe \u015fi, stai a\u015fa, nu mai ave\u0163i sal\u0103. Dezmin\u0163im tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca evenimentac, nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103 empatizez profund cu Jador. A f***t deja o g\u0103l\u0103gie de bani pentru ceva ce se anuleaz\u0103, pentru c\u0103 c***ele alea b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u015fi ipocrite de la direc\u0163iune nu pot asuma c\u0103 au deja un angajament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Genul \u0103sta de r\u0103zg\u00e2ndire pe deals deja stabilite, care te las\u0103 pe tine, artistul, \u015fi cu efortul f\u0103cut, \u015fi cu banii lua\u0163i, e umilitor \u015fi incalificabil de frustrant. Been there, p\u0103\u0163it that, \u015fi am un dispre\u0163 mai mare pentru un c***t de om care se suce\u015fte cum bate v\u00e2ntul, pe banii \u015fi munca altuia, dec\u00e2t pentru un c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163 de manele.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 variante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A) Jador are deja contract semnat, \u015fi atunci va recupera \u00een instan\u0163\u0103 toate pagubele, ceea ce sper s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B) Jador a mers pe \u00eencredere \u015fi s-a apucat s\u0103 arunce cu banii \u00een eveniment doar pe baz\u0103 de acord informal, ceea ce e na\u015fpa-aiurea-cam-nasol pentru el. Dar e \u015fi \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103tur\u0103 de minte. Nu mi\u015fti nimic f\u0103r\u0103 contract \u00een \u0163ara asta de \u0163epari ordinari. Indiferent cine m\u0103 contacteaz\u0103 \u015fi cu ce promisiuni exorbitante, nu scriu nici m\u0103car o liter\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 un contract \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 un avans solid, pentru c\u0103, \u00een \u0163ara asta de cutre \u015fi japi\u0163e, nu po\u0163i avea \u00eencredere \u00een aproape nimeni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faptul c\u0103 a existat ini\u0163ial un angajament &#8211; nu \u015ftim dac\u0103 s-a semnat un contract sau nu, dar a existat un angajament, pe baza c\u0103ruia s-a f\u0103cut cheltuiala de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum &#8211; apoi acest angajament a fost anulat a\u015fa, pur \u015fi simplu, nu vorbe\u015fte despre Jador. Ci despre neprofesionalismul \u015fi iresponsabilitatea direc\u0163iunii Filarmonicii Banatul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 li se pare c\u0103 se pot purta astfel, doar pentru c\u0103 interpretul e de etnie rom\u0103, ei bine, e un caz de discriminare \u015fi rasism. At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t omul pl\u0103te\u015fte sala cu suma pe care ar pl\u0103ti-o David Garrett &#8211; presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 David Garrett ar concerta la Timi\u015foara \u015fi presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ar exista suficien\u0163i timi\u015foreni care s\u0103 \u015ftie cine e David Garrett &#8211; o gazd\u0103 profesionist\u0103 e datoare s\u0103 \u00eel trateze exact ca pe David Garrett. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u0103 e proast\u0103 muzica? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta deja e treaba pl\u0103titorului de bilet s\u0103 decid\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar dac\u0103 Jador \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fte suma pentru care dai sala cu chirie, a lui e pierderea dac\u0103 publicul nu vine, nu a ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper din inim\u0103 ca Jador s\u0103-i plimbe prin tribunale \u015fi s\u0103-i usuce \u00een desp\u0103gubiri. Pentru to\u0163i b\u0103\u015fi\u0163ii care s-au r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit pe banii mei \u015fi m-au l\u0103sat cu g\u0103uri \u00een buget \u015fi cu proiecte nefinalizate, doar pentru c\u0103 au putut \u015fi doar pentru c\u0103 \u00eei torturau impresiile de superioritate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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