De obicei, c\u00e2nd fac cump\u0103r\u0103turi la Lidl, m\u0103 duc la zona de self check out, unde m\u0103 descurc singur\u0103 \u015fi nu m\u0103 agaseaz\u0103 nimeni. Dar ieri, jum\u0103tate din magazin era la reducere, pentru c\u0103 urmau zile libere \u015fi mult\u0103 marf\u0103 ar fi expirat, drept care, am luat-o pe la case. Pentru c\u0103, la Lidl, reducerile sunt introduse de personal, iar personalul nu sta\u0163ioneaz\u0103 niciodat\u0103 \u00een zona de self check out. Te miloge\u015fti de lume s\u0103 zic\u0103 unui angajat s\u0103 te ajute \u015fi pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cum butonam pe mobil, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 deschid aplica\u0163ia, pentru c\u0103 semnalul nu era foarte bun – zici c\u0103 \u00eencercam s\u0103 prind bulgarii pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu – s-a luat de mine un be\u0163iv vulgar \u015fi dezgust\u0103tor, care avea asupra lui un singur produs: un pet de plastic de vin, din care b\u0103use jum\u0103tate \u00een incint\u0103. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 mugeasc\u0103 la mine: Da’ gr\u0103be\u015fte-te, f\u0103, ce stau toat\u0103 ziua dup\u0103 c*** t\u0103u?? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mie mi-e relativ u\u015for s\u0103 intru \u00een Vadim Tudor style \u015fi s\u0103-i iau mor\u0163ii \u00een pomelnic. Dar era un loc cu paz\u0103 proprie, taman de aceea am presupus c\u0103 oamenii sunt acolo s\u0103 rezolve incidente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Pazaaaa! am chemat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ce-ai, f\u0103, e\u015fti drogat\u0103? Drogato! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casiera a \u00eencercat s\u0103 intervin\u0103, dar era o femeie lini\u015ftit\u0103, cu o voce calm\u0103. Gigel beat muci nici n-o auzea, d-ap\u0103i s-o \u015fi bage \u00een seam\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Domnule, nu e normal s\u0103 vorbi\u0163i a\u015fa cu clienta din fa\u0163a dumneavoastr\u0103. Nu e vina ei c\u0103 merge netul greu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar \u00een gigel se umflase t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163a, c\u0103 a\u015fa li se pune alcoolicilor pata, \u015fi insista: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Drogatooo. Drogatoooo. S\u0103 vezi ce-\u0163i fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Pazaaaaaaaaa!!! am mai strigat eu o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gigeii complet inutili care luau salariu doar s\u0103 fac\u0103 figura\u0163ie pe la col\u0163uri ignorau situa\u0163ia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Repet. S\u0103-mi fi pus mintea cu dobitocul, \u00eel c\u0103lcam pe cap de f\u0103ceam model de creieri pe podeaua magazinului. Dar de ce s\u0103 iau EU amend\u0103 pentru tulburarea lini\u015ftii publice, c\u00e2nd be\u0163ivul era cel care c\u0103uta scandal, nu eu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Printre porc\u0103ielile dobitocului, \u00eencerc\u0103rile casierei de a-l invita s\u0103 \u00eenceteze \u015fi turbulen\u0163ele netului, s-a scanat aplica\u0163ia, s-a scanat \u015fi cardul \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103-mi \u00eencarc marfa. \u0102la \u015fi-a pl\u0103tit petul pe jum\u0103tate b\u0103ut de po\u015firc\u0103 la vrac, \u015fi \u00een loc s\u0103 se care naibii, insista s\u0103 m\u0103 frece la icre: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Asta e drogat\u0103, domnule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00centre timp, adun marfa \u015fi m\u0103 duc eu la nenea de la paz\u0103 care se holba ca un turist japonez la o statuie european\u0103 celebr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Domnule, individul \u0103sta m\u0103 jigne\u015fte de minute bune, m\u0103 agreseaz\u0103 verbal \u015fi chiar nu interveni\u0163i nici unul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-E drogat\u0103, e drooogat\u0103\u0103\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Insista be\u0163ivul. Pe care vedeai de la o po\u015ft\u0103 c\u0103 e beat praf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ei ce face gigel de la paz\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cencepe s\u0103-i explice boului beat, ini\u0163iatorul situa\u0163iei: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu e, domnule, drogat\u0103, e doar nervoas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ceeee? m-am enervat eu. Chem paza de zece minute pentru c\u0103 imbecilul \u0103sta be\u0163iv m\u0103 tot insult\u0103, iar dvs., \u00een loc s\u0103 interveni\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103-l scoate\u0163i \u00een \u015futuri \u00een incint\u0103 pe acest element turbulent, m\u0103 justifica\u0163i pe mine \u00een fa\u0163a lui? Ce e cu misoginismul \u0103sta? Un cretin atac\u0103 o femeie, \u015fi \u00een loc s\u0103 punem cretinul la punct, scuz\u0103m femeia c\u0103 nu e drogat\u0103??? C\u00e2nd cretinul e vizibil beat rang\u0103?? Ce rost ave\u0163i \u00een acest magazin, pentru ce lua\u0163i un salariu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La faza asta, be\u0163ivul d\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 apuce de tricou, la care eu \u00eei \u015fuier: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-B\u0103i, rahatule jegos, \u00eendr\u0103zne\u015fte s\u0103 pui m\u00e2na aia murdar\u0103 pe mine, \u0163i-o rup din cot \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i mai \u015fi dansez manele pe ea. Dac\u0103 paza e degeaba \u00een magazinul \u0103sta, sun direct poli\u0163ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu suni la nicio poli\u0163ie, insist\u0103 \u0103la. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ba o sun, \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de jeg. Uite, b\u0103, 1. 1. 2. Le spun c\u0103 s-a luat un c\u0103cat beat \u00een coad\u0103 la Lidl de mine \u015fi paza nu face nimic. Te testeaz\u0103 pe tine de alcool, pe mine de droguri \u015fi ai belit-o, mizeria p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
La faza asta, be\u0163ivul a tulit-o brusc spre ie\u015fire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-\u0102sta nu la poli\u0163ie trebuie s\u0103 se duc\u0103, ci la B\u0103l\u0103ceanca direct, a intervenit un domn mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 care venea mai din spate. La B\u0103l\u0103nceanca, m\u0103\u0103\u0103, a strigat dup\u0103 individ. T\u0103icu\u0163ule, se vor lua mul\u0163i ca \u0103\u015ftia de tine \u00een via\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 e\u015fti frumu\u015fic\u0103. Nu pune la suflet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu f\u0103r\u0103 machiaj am un aspect de pu\u015fti, \u015fi m\u0103 \u015fi \u00eembrac sport, de aceea, domnul avea impresia c\u0103 st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu o copil\u0103 inocent\u0103, nu cu cea mai t\u00e2r\u015f\u00e2it\u0103 de idio\u0163i autoare a netului rom\u00e2nesc. Probabil c\u0103 nu avea nici ochelarii la el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar acel “t\u0103icu\u0163ule” m-a topit. Omul era mai mult ca sigur tat\u0103, poate chiar bunic, iar copiii \u015fi nepo\u0163ii lui habar nu aveau c\u00e2t erau de noroco\u015fi s\u0103 aud\u0103 “t\u0103icu\u0163ule” \u00een fiecare zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mul\u0163umesc frumos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Po\u0163i s\u0103 te duci acas\u0103, t\u0103icu\u0163ule, sau e\u015fti speriat\u0103? S\u0103 nu te a\u015ftepte \u0103la pe undeva? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Ar fi cea mai proast\u0103 idee din via\u0163a lui s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, la c\u00e2t e de beat \u015fi la c\u00e2t sunt eu de nervoas\u0103. Mul\u0163umesc frumos, sunt \u00een regul\u0103. Iritat\u0103, dar \u00een regul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Nu-i b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103, t\u0103icu\u0163ule, \u0103\u015ftia at\u00e2ta pot. S\u0103 \u00eenjure \u015fi s\u0103 se dea mari. At\u00e2t \u00eei duce pe ei capul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Lol, ar trebui s\u0103-mi vezi sec\u0163iunea de comentarii.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Mul\u0163umesc frumos. N-am nimic, nu m-a atins, nu m-a traumatizat, doar m-a scos din s\u0103rite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Omul a salutat \u015fi \u015fi-a v\u0103zut de drum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Drag\u0103 Lidl, <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ai o problem\u0103 de securitate. Ai nevoie s\u0103 le \u0163ii un training celor de la paz\u0103, legat de modul \u00een care s\u0103 intervin\u0103 c\u00e2nd un individ aflat \u00een stare vizibil\u0103 de ebrietate creeaz\u0103 probleme unei persoane care \u00ee\u015fi vede lini\u015ftit\u0103 de treaba ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Eu nu te reclam la OPC. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
De aceast\u0103 dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar pe ce am eu mai sf\u00e2nt, dac\u0103 o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 un cretin se leag\u0103 de mine \u00een incinta ta, \u015fi paza NU intervine, \u015fi nu doar c\u0103 nu intervine, dar \u00eei justific\u0103 cretinului c\u0103 eu nu a\u015f fi ce abera\u0163ie eman\u0103 \u0103la c\u0103 a\u015f fi – drogat\u0103 \u00een acest caz – nu exist\u0103 institu\u0163ie de control \u015fi autoritate de stat la care nu te voi plimba, s\u0103 dai explica\u0163ii \u015fi amenzi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 ajung s\u0103 m\u0103 ap\u0103r singur\u0103 la tine-n incint\u0103, ca \u015fi cum eram pe o alee \u00eentunecat\u0103 din zona retrocedat\u0103 la IOR, \u00een timp ce paza se uit\u0103 t\u00e2mp \u015fi bovin, avem o problem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
La mine pe wall, \u015ftiu s\u0103 trimit be\u0163ivi agresivi \u00een mor\u0163ii lor \u015fi \u00een vaginul mamei lor c***e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
La tine \u00een incint\u0103, eu ar trebui s\u0103 fiu un client respectat \u015fi protejat. S\u0103 \u00eemi v\u0103d lini\u015ftit\u0103 de b\u0103gat bani \u00een buzunarele tale, \u00een timp ce tu \u00eenl\u0103turi elegant dar eficient raha\u0163i care fac circ din nimic. \u015ei care consum\u0103 jum\u0103tate din petul de b\u0103utur\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 din magazin, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 se r\u0103ceasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 afar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pentru verific\u0103ri: incidentul a avut loc \u00een Lidl Rebreanu, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 23 aprilie, \u00een jurul orei 12. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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