{"id":23258,"date":"2022-04-27T10:23:26","date_gmt":"2022-04-27T07:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23258"},"modified":"2022-04-27T10:24:03","modified_gmt":"2022-04-27T07:24:03","slug":"incelii-si-pisicile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/incelii-si-pisicile\/","title":{"rendered":"Incelii \u0219i pisicile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu exist\u0103 incel care, dup\u0103 ce s-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 aiurea \u0219i \u0219i-a debitat proiec\u021biile de mascul indezirabil, de calitate subuman\u0103, nedorit nici de naiba, s\u0103 nu \u00eencheie triumfal cu “Spor la colec\u0163ionat pisici”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar eu nu \u00een\u0163eleg nici s\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce s\u0103 te compari cu o fiin\u0163\u0103 care, tehnic, \u00een calitate de mamifer, ar trebui s\u0103 fie sub tine pe scara de evolu\u0163ie, dar care are mult mai multe de oferit dec\u00e2t tine \u0219i e o companie infinit mai pl\u0103cut\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd gigel o d\u0103 pe asta cu spor la colec\u0163ionat pisici, e ca \u015fi cum \u015fi-ar asuma autoironic c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi o pisic\u0103 merit\u0103 mai mult\u0103 aten\u0163ie dec\u00e2t el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei desigur, are dreptate. Incelul are doar figuri, arogan\u0163e, remarci iritante, b\u0103g\u0103ri de seam\u0103 inoportune \u015fi nimic valoros de oferit. Pisica e bl\u00e2nd\u0103, frumoas\u0103, calm\u0103, cald\u0103, iub\u0103rea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi amuzant\u0103 \u015fi induce relaxare \u015fi pace de cum o iei \u00een bra\u0163e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 compar\u0103m convie\u0163uirea cu un incel \u015fi convie\u0163uirea cu o pisic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Incelul merge la munc\u0103, dac\u0103 merge. Mostly, e \u015fomer, de aceea are at\u00e2t de mult timp liber s\u0103 frece la icre str\u0103ini pe net. \u015eomer fiind, nu contribuie nimic la bugetul cuplului, dar are gura c\u00e2t \u015fura, perpetue nemul\u0163umiri \u015fi observa\u0163ii, \u015fi o continu\u0103 senza\u0163ie c\u0103, dac\u0103 de\u0163ine un organ genital \u00een form\u0103 de virgul\u0103, i se datoreaz\u0103 aten\u0163ie, supunere \u015fi mult\u0103 munc\u0103 free, de\u015fi el nu livreaz\u0103 nimic \u0219i nu contribuie cu nimic. \u00cen plus, face perpetuu crize de orgoliu din absolut orice, de la o aten\u0163ie pe care o arat\u0103 cineva oarecare pe strad\u0103 la preten\u021bie de raport asupra fiec\u0103rui minu\u0163el liber din timpul femeii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisica e o f\u0103ptur\u0103 juc\u0103u\u015f\u0103, independent\u0103 \u015fi creativ\u0103. Nu are mari preten\u0163ii. Un bol de m\u00e2ncare \u015fi un col\u0163ii\u015for amenajat cu o pernu\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 doarm\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrea mai mult, \u0163i se urc\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eempinge c\u0103p\u015forul fin \u00een um\u0103rul sau obrazul t\u0103u \u015fi toarce at\u00e2t de irezistibil, \u00eenc\u00e2t i-ai pune tot universul la picioare. C\u00e2nd dormi. \u0163i se cuib\u0103re\u015fte pe burt\u0103 sau \u00een spatele genunchilor. C\u00e2nd vii acas\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i sare \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i toarce \u00een ureche. \u00cei plac jocurile \u015fi particip\u0103 din tot corpu\u015forul ei ginga\u015f. Apoi, c\u00e2nd doarme lungit\u0103 pe piciorul t\u0103u, sau \u00eencovrigat\u0103 la subsuoara ta, somnul e molipsitor ca r\u00e2ia. Dormi\u0163i \u00eempreun\u0103, ne\u00eentor\u015fi, \u015ei te treze\u015fti odihnit, relaxat, \u00eenc\u0103rcat de energia cald\u0103 a pisicii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drag\u0103 incel, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u0103-\u0163i \u0163ie \u00eensu\u0163i o favoare \u015fi nu te mai compara cu pisica. Pisica \u00eenvinge deta\u015fat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd timp tu nu e\u0219ti dec\u00e2t g\u0103l\u0103gie \u0219i b\u0103\u0219ini, iar pisica, m\u0103tase \u015fi moliciune, pisica \u00eenvinge deta\u015fat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei cum zic mereu \u00een comentarii: dac\u0103 a\u015f putea salva de la moarte \u00een chinuri o singur\u0103 pisic\u0103, sau o sut\u0103 de jigodii agresive \u0219i arogante torturate de impresia superiorit\u0103\u021bii pe baz\u0103 de pu\u021bulic\u0103, a\u0219 alege f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezit pisica. Apoi, cu pisica \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i cu o pung\u0103 de popcorn \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, a\u0219 savura cum mor \u00een chinuri cele o sut\u0103 de jigodii agresive. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, b\u0103, o s\u0103 colec\u021bionez pisici, \u0219i nu am nevoie de instruc\u021biuni de la tine pentru asta. Spre deosebire de tine, pisicile merit\u0103 deranjul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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