{"id":23326,"date":"2022-05-07T10:14:33","date_gmt":"2022-05-07T07:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23326"},"modified":"2022-05-07T10:14:38","modified_gmt":"2022-05-07T07:14:38","slug":"pisici-de-apartament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pisici-de-apartament\/","title":{"rendered":"Pisici de apartament"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ador pisicile. Le iubesc frumuse\u0163ea eteric\u0103, bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103lbatic\u0103 \u00een acela\u015fi timp, tandre\u0163urile inefabile, sim\u0163ul umorului – multe boroboa\u0163e pe care le face o pisic\u0103 par glume construite intelectual, cu callback \u015fi tot tac\u00e2mul – \u015fi abilitatea de a te vindeca de orice angoas\u0103 sau stres c\u00e2nd se lungesc cu corpu\u015foarele lor calde \u015fi moi pe pieptul t\u0103u \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 toarc\u0103 lin, perfect relaxate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea, sunt membr\u0103 \u00een multe grupuri de pisicari. Inclusiv grupuri de adop\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei de aceea v\u0103d ro\u015fu \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor c\u00e2nd intr\u0103 c\u00e2te unul, sau c\u00e2te una, \u015fi posteaz\u0103 o inep\u0163ie de-\u0163i pu\u015fc\u0103 plombele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cempricinatul de azi se \u00eenscrisese la cuv\u00e2nt sub o postare a unei doamne care d\u0103dea spre adop\u0163ie pisic\u0103 adult\u0103, vaccinat\u0103, obi\u015fnuit\u0103 la litier\u0103, cuminte, etc., crescut\u0103 \u00een apartament, cu o singur\u0103 condi\u0163ie: ca adoptatorul\/ea s\u0103 \u00eei ofere tot o via\u0163\u0103 \u00een apartament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva comentarii de auauau, ce frumuse\u0163e \u015fi de ce nu-l \u0163ine\u0163i, e p\u0103cat de el, hopa \u015fi gigel. Nervos de nu mai putea. Frem\u0103ta din n\u0103ri de at\u00e2ta testosteron zburdalnic. \u015ei gigel \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe la doamna: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce condi\u0163iona\u0163i adoptatorul? Via\u0163a m\u00e2\u0163ei e mai frumoas\u0103 la apartament, sau cum? At\u00e2tea preten\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd voi ave\u0163i nevoie de ajutor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu nu m\u0103 voi duce niciodat\u0103 pe Facebook s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu un prost, din c\u00e2teva motive simple. Pe de o parte, pentru c\u0103 prostul \u015ftie deja mai bine dec\u00e2t tine orice, \u015fi de obicei, un b\u0103rbat cu c\u00e2t e mai prost cu at\u00e2t e mai \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nat, \u015fi nu am de ce s\u0103 conving pe nimeni de nimic. Pe de a doua parte, din comentariu deducem c\u0103 nu avea apartament, deci pisica era safe la vechii st\u0103p\u00e2ni. \u015ei pe de a treia parte, cum mie \u00eemi d\u0103 Facebook zucc 30 de zile \u015fi dac\u0103 postez un emoji angry, \u00eemi \u0163in nervii pentru aici, iar pe Facebook o ard absolut neconflictual, pentru interesul micului meu business. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru aceia dintre voi care nu sunte\u0163i la fel de pro\u015fti ca numitul cet\u0103\u0163ean, iubi\u0163i animalele \u015fi eventual v\u0103 dori\u0163i un companion de \u0163inut \u00een poal\u0103 la Netflix, iat\u0103 cum st\u0103 treaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exact ca oamenii, pisicile sunt legate afectiv de mediul \u00een care copil\u0103resc. Un m\u00e2\u0163 crescut la curte, obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 \u00eenha\u0163e \u015fobolani din fug\u0103 \u015fi vr\u0103bii din zbor, obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 sar\u0103, s\u0103 alerge, s\u0103 se ca\u0163ere \u00een pom \u015fi s\u0103 defileze pe gard se va obi\u015fnui extrem de greu cu traiul \u00een cutia de chibrituri de dimensiuni restr\u00e2nse pe care un or\u0103\u015fean o nume\u015fte garsoniera lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exact ca oamenii n\u0103scu\u0163i \u015fi crescu\u0163i \u00een s\u0103lb\u0103ticia \u015fi libertatea de la \u0163ar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un m\u00e2\u0163 crescut \u00eentre a\u015fternuturi moi, mereu proasp\u0103t c\u0103lcate, sp\u0103late \u015fi mirosind a balsam de rufe, obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 i se serveasc\u0103 fripturica sau plicule\u0163ul \u00een farfurioar\u0103, s\u0103 fac\u0103 pipi la o litier\u0103 de nisip fin, cur\u0103\u0163at\u0103 cu regularitate, s\u0103 p\u0103\u015feasc\u0103 pe covor moale \u015fi s\u0103 fie mereu ocrotit de orice pericol va fi complet nepreg\u0103tit \u015fi neadaptat pentru pericolele, amenin\u0163\u0103rile, competi\u0163ia dintre animale, zgomotele \u015fi condi\u0163iile dificile ale vie\u0163ii la curte. Dac\u0103 iei un or\u0103\u015fean obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 aib\u0103 c\u00e2te un gadget pentru fiecare task din gospod\u0103rie \u015fi-l mu\u0163i la o cas\u0103 de la \u0163ar\u0103, cu unelte simple de-ale lui bunic\u0103-tu \u015fi cu copaie pentru rufe, i-ai f***t iremediabil direc\u0163ia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar noi, oamenii, suntem mai adaptabili. Sigur, m-ar frustra acum s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een sat Buceni, comuna Curu Pizdi\u015fului, dar \u00een definitiv, cu pu\u0163in ajutor, probabil c\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2teva luni a\u015f \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a s\u0103 fac de toate, m-a\u015f \u00eemprieteni cu cei mai mul\u0163i de acolo \u015fi a\u015f fi nebuna aia simpatic\u0103, le bea, dar le \u015fi munce\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Animalele, \u00een special pisicile, se adapteaz\u0103 la un anumit mod de via\u0163\u0103 de c\u00e2nd sunt pui. Iar dac\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 schimbi asta la maturitate, nu le e deloc bine. Pisicile de pe strad\u0103 aduse \u00een interior zg\u00e2rie u\u015fa, demoleaz\u0103 \u015fi sparg tot, \u015fi fug la prima ocazie. Pisicile de apartament aruncate \u00een strad\u0103 de st\u0103p\u00e2ni idio\u0163i stau \u015focate \u00een mijlocul drumului \u015fi le calc\u0103 prima ma\u015fin\u0103. Poate c\u0103, undeva, \u00ee\u015fi \u015fi doresc s\u0103 moar\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei e extrem de greu unui animal adult s\u0103 se adapteze la pericolele str\u0103zii. E ca \u015fi cum tu, tr\u0103it \u00een puf toat\u0103 via\u0163a ta, ai ajunge homeless peste noapte. Probabil c\u0103 te-ar r\u0103pi \u0103ia de la trafic de organe \u00een prima ta sear\u0103 sub cerul liber, sau ai face o pneumonie sever\u0103 la primul frig \u015fi ai muri chircit pe o banc\u0103. \u00cen timp ce homele\u015fii crescu\u0163i pe drum tr\u0103iesc bine merci \u00een acelea\u015fi condi\u0163ii vitrege de c\u00e2nd sunt mici \u015fi sunt perfect s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea, c\u00e2nd mai vine c\u00e2te o vit\u0103 b\u0103l\u0163at\u0103 pe page \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 elucubreze: Am avut pisic\u0103, dar n-am putut s-o \u0163in, am dat-o la \u0163ar\u0103, aproape c\u0103 o iau ca pe o insult\u0103 personal\u0103. F\u0103, f***-\u0163i mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de lepr\u0103, ce-ai f\u0103cut? Vaco. Vac\u0103 lene\u015f\u0103, comod\u0103 \u015fi \u00eempu\u0163it\u0103. E\u015fti prea cotarl\u0103 s\u0103 te preocupe buna stare a unui animal pe care \u0163i l-ai asumat \u00een calitate de st\u0103p\u00e2n? Mar\u015f \u00een mor\u0163ii t\u0103i de pe contentul meu \u015fi s\u0103 nu te mai v\u0103d pe aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu \u00eemi percep condi\u0163ia de st\u0103p\u00e2n al motanului Pulic\u0103 exact ca pe o misiune de via\u0163\u0103. Indiferent ce fac, e responsabilitatea mea asumat\u0103 s\u0103 fie \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 fie s\u0103tul, s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00een ce s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 nevoile, s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos, s\u0103-i fie iarna cald \u015fi vara r\u0103coare. Am \u015fi o glum\u0103 cu prietenii: De cum d\u0103 canicula, coolerul de laptop devine oficial suport de motan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru Pulic\u0103 am renun\u0163at la o burs\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, pentru c\u0103 nu era o cazare pet friendly. Pentru Pulic\u0103, \u00eemi fac vacan\u0163e numai \u00een hoteluri \u015fi pensiuni care accept\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u0163e. \u00cen ultimii ani, nu m-am dus nic\u0103ieri, pentru c\u0103 Pulic\u0103 e b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi confortul lui e mai important dec\u00e2t al meu. E un suflet a c\u0103rui grij\u0103 mi-am asumat-o \u015fi nu exist\u0103 termeni \u015fi condi\u0163ii de excep\u0163ie \u00een aceast\u0103 asumare. Dar dac\u0103 dai de un poten\u0163ial partener care nu va fi de acord s\u0103 ai pisic\u0103? m-a \u00eentrebat alt gigel. \u0102la nu va fi un poten\u0163ial partener. Nu a\u015f aloca nici un minut din timpul meu privat unuia care crede c\u0103 e nevoie de acordul lui ca eu s\u0103 am pets. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenind la pisici de apartament \u015fi pisici de curte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu exist\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 mai frumoas\u0103 sau mai ur\u00e2t\u0103. Exist\u0103 via\u0163a cu care au fost obi\u015fnuite. Rutina \u00een care se simt \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103. De aceea nu “duci la \u0163ar\u0103” o pisic\u0103 de apartament, pentru c\u0103 te saturi de ea. De aceea dai spre adop\u0163ie un m\u00e2\u0163 de apartament cuiva care are apartament, \u015fi un m\u00e2\u0163 de curte cuiva care are curte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar, preferabil, dac\u0103 l-ai adoptat \u015fi e al t\u0103u, nu-l da nim\u0103nui. Ai grij\u0103 de el, \u015fi el va fi al\u0103turi de tine, torc\u00e2ndu-\u0163i cu capul \u00een palm\u0103, cum face al meu acum cu mine. N-a\u015f renun\u0163a la sufle\u0163elul lui delicat nici dac\u0103 mi s-ar oferi bog\u0103\u0163ia f\u0103r\u0103 limite. Chit c\u0103 pentru bog\u0103\u0163ia f\u0103r\u0103 limite a\u015f renun\u0163a la cam orice altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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