{"id":23347,"date":"2022-05-12T10:43:45","date_gmt":"2022-05-12T07:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23347"},"modified":"2022-05-12T11:01:05","modified_gmt":"2022-05-12T08:01:05","slug":"nu-sunt-scumpo-si-frumoaso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-sunt-scumpo-si-frumoaso\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu sunt scumpo \u0219i frumoaso"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Fie online, fie offline, se mai treze\u0219te c\u00e2te cineva s\u0103-mi adreseze c\u00e2te un scumpo, frumoaso sau bombonico. A\u0219a, pur \u0219i simplu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 poate, pentru c\u0103 nu \u00eel \/ o \u00eempiedic\u0103 nimic \u0219i pentru c\u0103 probabil c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar mie mi se pare incredibil de enervant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen general, c\u00e2nd apelativele de acest tip vin de la un b\u0103rbat, \u0103la \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 te composteze. Dar \u00een versiunea efort minimalist. Ia hai s\u0103 \u00eei adresez ni\u0219te complimente generice acestui conglomerat de celule coagulat \u00een jurul unei g\u0103uri, c\u0103 poate are iq subunitar \u0219i cedeaz\u0103 u\u0219or la vr\u0103jeal\u0103 de cea mai proast\u0103 calitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De obicei, gigelul care te ia cu scumpo, frumoaso \u0219i restul chestiilor spune cu asta c\u0103 nu meri\u021bi deranjul de a \u021bi se re\u021bine numele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, mergi o tur\u0103, \u00een special c\u0103 Kim Kardashian are emisiune nou\u0103 pe Hulu \u0219i e cam ocupat\u0103, iar Megan Fox nu mai arat\u0103 ca acum zece ani, dar numai a\u0219a, \u00een regim de pump and dump anonim, nu conteaz\u0103 cum te cheam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Insult\u0103tor \u0219i iritant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd femeile te iau cu scumpo, frumoaso, \u0219i altele de genul, e modul lor de (wo)mansplaining. E ca \u0219i cum ar spune “biet p\u0103s\u0103rel lipsit pe creier \u0219i bazat numai pe aspect fizic avantajos, n-o s\u0103 fii niciodat\u0103 Master Pizdolorium, Empress of Pizdopolis, a\u0219a ca mine”. \u0218i \u00een special c\u00e2nd aia care se d\u0103 rotund\u0103 \u00een acest mod e proast\u0103 cu spume – culmea, cu c\u00e2t se umfl\u0103 mai tare \u00een pene, cu at\u00e2t e mai proast\u0103 – \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103 i-o retezi cu “da, b\u0103, ieftino \u015fi ur\u00e2to”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen rest, cu oamenii cu care am raporturi cordiale, nu sunt scumpo, nu sunt frumoaso, nu sunt p\u0103pu\u015fa, nu sunt puiule \u015fi nu sunt p\u0103s\u0103ric\u0103. Sunt Lorena, iar dac\u0103 nu proces\u0103m no\u0163iunea de boundaries, pot fi chiar doamna Lupu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lipsa profund\u0103 de respect pe care o tr\u0103deaz\u0103 astfel de apelative e ceva cu care refuz s\u0103 am de a face. Pentru c\u0103 via\u0163a e scurt\u0103. Trece repede. Iar timpul nostru merit\u0103 prioritizat fa\u0163\u0103 de cei care se deranjeaz\u0103 m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care \u00ee\u0163i re\u0163in numele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, m\u0103 scoate din s\u0103rite falsa familiaritate. C\u00e2nd \u0103la care te ia cu scumpo \u015fi frumoaso nu are nici o treab\u0103 cu tine \u015fi nici nu \u00eel pa\u015fte vreo \u015fans\u0103 vag\u0103 de a avea vreodat\u0103. Nu, \u00een mor\u0163ii t\u0103i, nu ne \u015ftim, nu suntem pretenari, nu ne tragem de \u015fireturi, nu am b\u0103tut mingea pe maidan \u00eempreun\u0103 \u015fi nu avem alinturi \u00een meniu. Mar\u015f glorios cu bolt\u0103 \u00een pwwwwwwla mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu mai asuma\u0163i c\u0103, dac\u0103 voi sunte\u0163i interesa\u0163i de X, X e obligatoriu interesat de voi la r\u00e2ndul lui. De foarte multe ori, X nici nu \u015ftie c\u0103 exista\u0163i. \u015ei nu, falsa familiaritate nu e deloc seduc\u0103toare. E doar o \u00eenc\u0103lcare grosolan\u0103 a limitelor personale, iar dac\u0103 scumpo \u015fi frumoaso v\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een vagin matern p\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 schimb\u0103 zodia, are perfect\u0103 dreptate s\u0103 o fac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is Lorena. Lorena \u015fi at\u00e2t. Cu forma de alint Lorena. Cu diminutivul Lorena. F\u0103r\u0103 alte prescurt\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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