{"id":23367,"date":"2022-05-16T12:31:07","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T09:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23367"},"modified":"2022-05-16T12:31:09","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T09:31:09","slug":"despre-concediul-menstrual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-concediul-menstrual\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre concediul menstrual"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Au scris c\u00e2teva publica\u021bii online despre proiectul de lege spaniol, cel cu concediul menstrual, \u0219i evident, dar evident, a \u00eenceput r\u0103zboiul \u00een comentarii. C\u0103 femeile sunt lene\u0219e, nesim\u021bite, profitoare, c\u0103 vor egalitate dar numai c\u00e2nd le convine \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218ti\u021bi aceste comentarii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai s\u0103 facem \u00eempreun\u0103 pariu c\u0103 le vom citi \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een subsolul acestui articol. De la gigei care exist\u0103 pe lume pentru c\u0103 m\u0103micu\u021bele lor au avut ciclu menstrual s\u0103n\u0103tos \u0219i normal, \u00een calitatea lor de femele fertile, produc\u0103toare de ovule lunare. De data asta chiar o s\u0103 fac un efort suprauman \u0219i necaracteristic, \u0219i \u00eei las s\u0103 mugeasc\u0103 bovin f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le r\u0103spund, strict pentru a contempla festivalul masculinit\u0103\u021bii toxice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centotdeauna am avut un ciclu extrem de abundent, iar simptomele au inclus dureri feroce de cap \u0219i exacerbarea tuturor alergiilor, erup\u021bi tuturor viru\u0219ilor laten\u021bi, herpesuri, afte, urticarii, bube-n nas, l\u0103crim\u0103ri abundente (\u0219i nu, nu pl\u00e2ngeam, erau doar glandele mele lacrimale hiperactive, participau \u0219i ele la ciclu dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am avut un episod haios acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani. Mergeam eu la ale mele, cu lacrimi curg\u00e2ndu-mi pe obraji, pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a mi se r\u0103zboia mie organismul cu ciclul. \u0218i \u00eemi ies \u00een cale doi tipi. Unul: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce faci, pepu\u0219eee?? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel\u0103lalt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mai taci, b\u0103i, prostule, nu vezi c\u0103 fata asta pl\u00e2nge? Iart\u0103-l pe tovar\u0103\u0219u’ meu, nu-l prea duce capul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei da, cel\u0103lalt e instant boyfriend material, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, eu vin din secuime. Popula\u0163ie extrem de sobr\u0103 \u015fi de re\u0163inut\u0103 \u00een a ar\u0103ta sl\u0103biciune. \u0162in minte cum unele profesoare \u00eel criticau \u00een fa\u0163a clasei pe un coleg mai boln\u0103vicios c\u0103, de cum d\u0103 un v\u00e2nticel mai rece, are absen\u0163\u0103 medical\u0103. Iar \u0103la, s\u0103racu’, f\u0103cea bron\u015fite \u015fi pneumonii. Dar, nu. Moda era s\u0103 mori pe metereze, iar dac\u0103 tot mori tu, s\u0103 \u00eempar\u0163i bron\u015fita cu generozitate \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta. \u0218i toat\u0103 lumea bolea eroic \u00een timp ce rezolva ecua\u021bii de gradul al doilea \u0219i analiza sintactic \u0219i morfologic tot ce-i ie\u0219ea \u00een cale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca fat\u0103, era o ru\u0219ine de nedescris s\u0103 admi\u021bi c\u0103 e\u0219ti pe ciclu, sau s\u0103 aduci \u00een discu\u021bie ideea de ciclu, iar fetele care se pl\u00e2ngeau la ora de sport c\u0103 sunt \u00een perioada aia a lunii erau luate la mi\u0219to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2t am avut contracte pe perioad\u0103 determinat\u0103 ca actri\u021b\u0103 am urcat pe scen\u0103 \u00een chilo\u021bei tip tanga pe ciclu. Aveam dou\u0103 OBuri, just to make sure c\u0103 nu m\u0103 fac de whitney houston pe scen\u0103. (Diva a avut o presta\u021bie \u00een timpul c\u0103reia a \u00eenceput s\u0103 i se preling\u0103 domol s\u00e2ngele pe crac \u00een jos \u0219i, pentru c\u0103 presa pe atunci era idioat\u0103, evident c\u0103 au luat-o la mi\u0219touri, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i ei.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi c\u00e2nd m-am apucat de jurnalism, am f\u0103cut teren, am c\u0103l\u0103torit, am participat la evenimente \u0219i am f\u0103cut materiale \u00een deplasare cu c\u00e2te trei – patru absorbante preg\u0103tite \u00een po\u0219et\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am adorat contractele de traduc\u0103tor pentru c\u0103 presupuneau s\u0103 stai \u00een pat la c\u0103lduric\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 lucrezi pe laptop, cu o can\u0103 de cafea cald\u0103 al\u0103turi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ideea e c\u0103, toat\u0103 via\u021ba mea, am minimalizat propriul ciclu \u0219i am mimat c\u0103 nu exist\u0103, pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a am fost educat\u0103. Desigur, cu accidente. De exemplu, la o \u00eenchidere de num\u0103r de revist\u0103 foarte stresant\u0103, \u00een care ni\u0219te materiale picaser\u0103 pentru c\u0103 se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndiser\u0103 subiec\u021bii de pe un moment pe altul, mi-a venit ciclul mai repede, dar sub form\u0103 de cascad\u0103 brusc\u0103. Purtam pantaloni albi, \u0219i o pat\u0103 imens\u0103 de s\u00e2nge ro\u0219u – \u00eenchis mi s-a l\u0103\u021bit brusc \u00een zona \u0219li\u021bului. B\u0103rba\u021bii din redac\u021bie au \u00eencremenit. Femeile m-au luat de bra\u021b \u0219i m-au dus la baie cu sila, s\u0103-mi dea un tampon, \u0219i m-au \u0219i certat c\u0103 nu sunt prev\u0103z\u0103toare. De parc\u0103 aveam glob de cristal s\u0103 prev\u0103d fericitul eveniment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cumva, e \u00een natura noastr\u0103 ca societate s\u0103 umilim \u0219i s\u0103 pedepsim femeile pentru c\u0103 au ciclu. De\u0219i to\u021bi exist\u0103m pe lume pentru c\u0103 femeile au ciclu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, un concediu menstrual nu presupune obligatoriu s\u0103 stai cu d\u00e2nsa \u00een sus trei zile, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti genul de angajator care vrea s\u0103 stoarc\u0103 untul din angajat. Adic\u0103, rom\u00e2n. Multe joburi se preteaz\u0103 perfect pe remote, iar dac\u0103 nu, po\u021bi trimite angajatei aflate la domiciliu materiale de studiu care s\u0103-i ridice performan\u021ba \u0219i calificarea \u0219i s\u0103-i dai lucrare de control la final. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar g\u00e2ndul la o lume nou\u0103 unde nu e\u0219ti privit\u0103 ca un monstru pentru c\u0103 brusc, s\u00e2ngele t\u0103u menstrual decide c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 fac\u0103 cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 cu mediul exterior \u00eemi \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te sufletul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e ceva ce putem controla. Adic\u0103 da, pot s\u0103-mi pun dou\u0103 OB-uri \u0219i trei absorbante \u0219i s\u0103 le schimb la trei ore. Dar nu putem controla c\u00e2nd vine, cum vine, cu ce simptome secundare vine \u0219i cum se manifest\u0103. Pot doar s\u0103 beau cafea, s\u0103 iau tablete de fier \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenal\u021b rug\u0103ciuni fierbin\u021bi c\u0103tre Dumnezeu Tat\u0103l s\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mple nimic neprev\u0103zut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i recunosc: Ce minunate ar fi trei zile de concediu menstrual. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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