{"id":23372,"date":"2022-05-17T12:19:01","date_gmt":"2022-05-17T09:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23372"},"modified":"2022-05-17T12:19:02","modified_gmt":"2022-05-17T09:19:02","slug":"nu-ma-intereseaza-sa-schimb-barbati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-ma-intereseaza-sa-schimb-barbati\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 schimb b\u0103rba\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drag\u0103 Lucian M\u00eendru\u021b\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i c\u00e2nd zic &#8220;drag\u0103&#8221;, chiar e cu drag, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi dai un vibe de vulpe b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi argintie care mi se pare foarte alluring. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Regret c\u0103 treci prin asemenea momente. <\/p>\n\n\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Flucian.mindruta%2Fposts%2F10221966607776285&amp;show_text=true&amp;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"169\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; picture-in-picture; web-share\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, o s\u0103 fiu \u015fi eu gigelul din comentarii care \u0163ip\u0103 #nuto\u0163ib\u0103rba\u0163ii, c\u00e2nd cineva descrie un moment nepl\u0103cut de h\u0103r\u0163uire sexual\u0103. Dar, pe bune, presupunerea c\u0103 nu avem alte preocup\u0103ri mai presante dec\u00e2t s\u0103 schimb\u0103m gigei mi se pare jignitoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poate c\u0103 unele or fi a\u015fa. De obicei, cele cu care nu ne m\u00e2ndrim c\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163im num\u0103rul de cromozomi. Dar te asigur c\u0103 suntem nenum\u0103rate care, pur \u015fi simplu, nu suntem deloc, dar deloc interesate s\u0103 micromanageriem un b\u0103rbat \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eel pis\u0103logim m\u0103runt \u015fi agasant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PENTRU C\u0102 NICI NOU\u0102 NU NE PLACE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentru c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 tentativ\u0103 de flirt mai iritant\u0103 din partea unui gigel, \u00een special unul c\u0103ruia nu-i datorezi nimic, dec\u00e2t: ar trebui s\u0103 faci asta, asta \u015fi asta. Nu, gigele. Ar trebui s\u0103-mi trimi\u0163i cerere de ofert\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi c\u00e2t te cost\u0103 s\u0103 fac aia, aia \u015fi aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Expediez directive ne\u00eenso\u0163ite de onorarii cu precizie \u015fi dexteritate de campion, pentru c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 preocupare mai presant\u0103 pentru mul\u0163i gigei dec\u00e2t s\u0103 schimbe o femeie pe care o plac deja. \u015ei zero motiva\u0163ie pentru femeie s\u0103-i pese ce vor numi\u0163ii gigei de la ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103i da, dar dac\u0103 f&#8230;iul la icre \u00eencepe dup\u0103 ce \u0103la te cunoa\u015fte mai bine \u015fi ajunge \u00eentr-un punct \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi permite? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dracarys, ca s\u0103 folosim citate dep\u0103\u015fite cultural din Game of Thrones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cencepem s\u0103 scoatem fl\u0103c\u0103ri \u015fi \u00eel carboniz\u0103m instant pe cet\u0103\u0163ean. \u015ei modific\u0103m instant set\u0103rile de permisiune. Pe principiul: eu m\u0103 str\u0103duiesc, dar dac\u0103 str\u0103daniile mele nu sunt good enough, te duci tu prompt \u015fi brusc s\u0103 s\u00e2c\u00e2i cu standardele tale b\u0103\u015fite pe altcineva, care \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte postura de vestal\u0103 la altarul p*lii cuiva. I certainly am not one. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suntem oameni pe lume care nu \u00ee\u015fi doresc \u015fi nu construiesc rela\u0163ii tip cantonament \u00een armat\u0103 \u015fi care au alergie cu bube la a\u015fa ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suntem oameni pe lume care credem \u00een magia accept\u0103rii reciproce \u015fi a complicit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei \u00eemi plac partenerii a\u015fa cum \u00eemi plac apartamentele pe care le \u00eenchiriez: Gata mobilate \u015fi utilate. Ain&#8217;t nobody got the time s\u0103 plimbe un \u015fifonier \u00een spinare din Titan p\u00e2n\u0103-n Dristor. Prefer ca \u015fifonierul s\u0103 fie deja acolo \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de el a\u015fa cum e, if you catch my drift. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen plus, prefer s\u0103 investesc genul de energie pe care mult\u0103 lume \u00eel risipe\u015fte cic\u0103lindu-\u015fi obositor partenerul\/a \u00een proiectele proprii. \u00cen loc s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu naiba \u015ftie cine, am scris acest articol \u00een favoarea priorit\u0103\u0163ilor personale. Fericit\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu mai reduce toate femeile acestui p\u0103m\u00e2nt la experien\u0163a ta personal\u0103 cu c\u00e2teva harpii na\u015fpete chinuite de nevoia de a freca la melodie pe to\u0163i cei din jur \u00een obsesia perpetu\u0103 de a ar\u0103ta cine e \u015fefa. Cunoa\u015ftem aceste harpii na\u015fpete, le detest\u0103m \u015fi noi cu aceea\u015fi intensitate. A\u015fa cum cunoa\u015ftem mult mai mul\u0163i gigei m\u0103cina\u0163i de exact aceea\u015fi obsesie. Dar suntem destule pentru care, dac\u0103 e\u015fti good enough, e\u015fti good enough \u015fi at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Poate c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 mai cuno\u015fti lume. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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