{"id":23394,"date":"2022-05-23T10:27:48","date_gmt":"2022-05-23T07:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23394"},"modified":"2022-05-23T10:49:02","modified_gmt":"2022-05-23T07:49:02","slug":"__trashed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/__trashed\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: C\u00e2nd mereu altul e de vin\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103 remunerat\u0103. Subliniez: dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 scriu despre, nu-mi trimite o po\u015ft\u0103 a redac\u0163iei cu amendamentul \u201cdar vreau r\u0103spuns privat\u201d.&nbsp;<strong>Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni: vrei formatul \u0103sta, sau \u00eemi recompensezi timpul.<\/strong>&nbsp;Merci de \u00een\u0163elegere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scrisorica de azi spune a\u015fa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"589\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Captura-de-ecran-2022-05-23-013830.jpg?resize=700%2C589&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Captura-de-ecran-2022-05-23-013830.jpg?w=982&amp;ssl=1 982w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Captura-de-ecran-2022-05-23-013830.jpg?resize=300%2C252&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Captura-de-ecran-2022-05-23-013830.jpg?resize=150%2C126&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Captura-de-ecran-2022-05-23-013830.jpg?resize=768%2C646&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drag\u0103 X, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015etiu, de obicei garantez anonimatul. Asta c\u00e2nd scrisorica e de bun\u0103 credin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de bun sim\u0163. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu \u015fi eu un lucru: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CE P(ATR)ULA MEA E CU TO\u0162I DISTRU\u015eII B\u0102TUBILI \u00ceN CAP CARE \u00ceNJUR\u0102 LA MINE PE PERETE, \u00ce\u015eI IAU ZUCC, \u015eI APOI M\u0102 \u00ceNVINUIESC PE MINE C\u0102 \u015eI-AU LUAT ZUCC, DE PARC\u0102 I-AM CHEMAT EU S\u0102 \u00ceNJURE? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hai s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i povestesc eu cum \u00eencepe maturitatea, r\u0103h\u0103\u0163el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maturitatea \u00eencepe cu asumarea responsabilit\u0103\u0163ii pentru ac\u0163iunile noastre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0162i-am l\u0103sat eu mobilul &#8211; tableta &#8211; laptopul la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Te-am logat eu pe Facebook? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mai important, te-am invitat eu s\u0103 latri incoerent ca o potaie turbat\u0103 pe peretele meu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NU, \u00ceN MOR\u0162II M\u0102-TII DE GUNOI PSIHOPAT, NU. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prin urmare, cine e de vin\u0103 c\u0103 jigodia toxic\u0103 \u015fi infinit de detestabil\u0103 de tine \u015fi-a luat zucc? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doar jigodia toxic\u0103 \u015fi infinit de detestabil\u0103 de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ce mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii de gunoi psihopat nu \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 jigodia toxic\u0103 \u015fi infinit de detestabil\u0103 de tine responsabilitatea pentru propriile ac\u0163iuni \u015fi caut\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenvinuiasc\u0103 alt om pentru asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei nu a\u015fa simplu, c\u0103 vaaai, nu pot posta din cauza ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ci o \u00eentreag\u0103 poveste lacrimogen\u0103, cu b\u0103ie\u0163elul care \u00ee\u015fi pierde vederea \u015fi nu prime\u015fte ochelarii din cauza mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 am eu cu ochelarii copilului \u015fi ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are Facebook cu ochelarii copilului? E Facebook serviciu de curierat? E Facebook po\u015ft\u0103? E Facebook filial\u0103 a lui Lensa? \u00cen ce mod m\u0103 pun eu \u00een calea ochelarilor copilului? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Singurul aspect care m\u0103 oripileaz\u0103 \u00een tot acest delir f\u0103r\u0103 cap \u015fi coad\u0103 e c\u0103 un kkt cu ochi ca tine are copil de \u015fase ani. Dac\u0103 pe mine, o necunoscut\u0103, cau\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 duci \u00eentr-un trip al vinov\u0103\u0163iei din fix nimic, m\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2te vinov\u0103\u0163ii inoculezi \u00een bietul copil, care mai are \u015fi dezavantajul v\u00e2rstei la care crede c\u0103 tot ce zboar\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper ca m\u0103car maic\u0103-sa s\u0103 fie cu capul pe umeri, altfel, s\u0103racul copil e carne de tun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iar legat de amenin\u0163\u0103ri, limbric patetic, poate c\u0103 nu \u015ftii c\u0103 acestea constituie o infrac\u0163iune \u00een sine. Tot ce am de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 merg la cea mai apropiat\u0103 circ\u0103 de poli\u0163ie, s\u0103 dau cu subsemnatul, s\u0103 le livrez un print screen cu acest superb monolog \u015fi un link la contul t\u0103u de Facebook. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei ai merita s-o fac, chit c\u0103 pariez c\u0103 tot pe mine m-ai \u00eenvinui c\u00e2nd te va chema tov. organ la sec\u0163ie s\u0103 le explici de ce mai exact o amenin\u0163ai pe doamna Lupu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei la c\u00e2t pari de agresiv din nimic, probabil c\u0103 nu sunt singura de pe net c\u0103reia i-ai promis diverse. Pot da strigare s\u0103 adun restul gagicilor la care te-ai zbor\u015fit \u00een varii feluri \u015fi facem frumos o pl\u00e2ngere colectiv\u0103, care s\u0103 ilustreze recidiva \u00een infrac\u0163iune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015etii, l\u0103b\u0103rel, orice infrac\u0163iune are circumstan\u0163e agravante dac\u0103 nu e un accident, ci un obicei frecvent al gunoiului care o comite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fa c\u0103 o s\u0103 public acest splendid material cu o \u00eentrebare pentru doamne: pe care v-a mai inoportunat l\u0103tura asta scabroas\u0103 cu diverse promisiuni c\u0103 v\u0103 va face \u015fi v\u0103 va drege?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 se adun\u0103 mai mult de dou\u0103zeci de print screenuri, lu\u0103m m\u0103suri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu  sunt Lorena Lupu \u015fi c\u00e2nd vine vorba de sex, sunt top. Adic\u0103, \u00een f*** dintre noi, eu sunt m\u0103dularul \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u015fat \u015fi tu e\u015fti gaura. Fie alegi s\u0103 m\u0103 crezi pe cuv\u00e2nt, fie vei constata pe parcurs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar maturizarea \u00eencepe cu un prim pas. Asumarea propriilor fapte \u015fi a consecin\u0163elor aferente. As in: dac\u0103 faci ur\u00e2t la mine pe social media \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i iei m**a de rigoare, \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 e din cauza prostiei tale agresive, nu din cauza mea. Eu nu \u00ee\u0163i datorez nimic \u015fi nu am de ce s\u0103-\u0163i tolerez imbecilitatea, drept care, o voi taxa. C\u00e2t era liber cu b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een mor\u0163i de mam\u0103, f\u0103ceam asta. Nu se mai poate? Atunci report \u015fi zucc p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i bunele maniere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ascult\u0103 Jet pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/album\/3ahSP7bHbzcKsWtGDdzRLK\">Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/album\/id\/1497428911\"><strong>iTunes<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;sau pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jet\/dp\/B084DZ4W5J\"><strong>Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14047,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/degete.jpg?fit=1280%2C934&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23394"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23398,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23394\/revisions\/23398"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}