{"id":2343,"date":"2010-07-02T23:35:22","date_gmt":"2010-07-02T20:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2010-07-02T23:35:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T20:35:22","slug":"banc-cu-obscenitati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/banc-cu-obscenitati\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc cu obscenit\u0103\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avertisment: urm\u0103torul banc con\u0163ine un termen at\u00e2t de obscen, \u00eenc\u00e2t v\u0103 va oripila, v\u0103 va cutremura \u015fi v\u0103 va produce tr\u0103iri pentru care nu s-au inventat cuvinte.<br \/>\nUrm\u0103torul banc este mai obscen dec\u00e2t urm\u0103torul filmule\u0163:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PSEYXWmEse8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nu citi\u0163i urm\u0103torul banc dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i copil, b\u0103tr\u00e2n, cardiac sau militar \u00een termen. Urm\u0103torul banc con\u0163ine cel mai obscen cuv\u00e2nt din \u00eentreaga limb\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103: <!--more--> IMPOZIT.<\/p>\n<p>Guvernul rom\u00e2n, ne\u015ftiind pe ce s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 impozit, s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 pun\u0103 impozit (remarca\u0163i cum m\u0103 repet \u00een obscenitatea-mi) pe futut. Un om al muncii, pe nume Ion Pendul\u0103, impotent fiind, deci consider\u00e2ndu-se inapt de i****** (gata, v-am scutit) face urm\u0103toarea peti\u0163ie c\u0103tre fisc: &#8220;Subsemnatul, Ion Pendul\u0103, Om al muncii f\u0103r\u0103 pul\u0103, Cer s\u0103 nu pl\u0103tesc tribut, Pentru c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 fut!&#8221;<br \/>\n Vine prompt \u015fi r\u0103spunsul de la fisc: &#8220;Drag\u0103 domnule Pendul\u0103, Om al muncii f\u0103r\u0103 pul\u0103, C\u00e2t exist\u0103 deget, limb\u0103, Legea \u0163\u0103rii nu se schimb\u0103!&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avertisment: urm\u0103torul banc con\u0163ine un termen at\u00e2t de obscen, \u00eenc\u00e2t v\u0103 va oripila, v\u0103 va cutremura \u015fi v\u0103 va produce tr\u0103iri pentru care nu&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}