Uite cum triluia \u00een 2000<\/a>.<\/p>\n\u015ei cum de a uitat a vorbi urb\u0103ne\u015fte de \u00eendat\u0103 ce s-a \u00eentov\u0103r\u0103\u015fit cu Irina Logout?
\nA\u015fa fac \u015fi \u0163iganii; pleac\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia chem\u00e2ndu-i frumos \u00een buletin Bredpit \u015fi Bruzli Ionescu, ajung \u00een Deutschland \u015fi deodat\u0103 \u00eei cheam\u0103 Hans \u015fi Fritz \u015fi nu te \u0163in dec\u00e2t \u00een Gutu-te-n Tag. A\u015fa fac to\u0163i oamenii f\u0103r\u0103 personalitate: se chinuie s\u0103 mimeze una.
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\n2. Logoreea cu emfaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
To\u0163i \u00eel \u015ftim pe Piersic-tat\u0103l, pe care nici Sf\u00e2r\u015fitul Lumii nu \u00eel \u00eentrerupe, \u015fi emfaza cu care rrrrostogole\u015fte cuvintele din gurrrr\u0103, de zici c\u0103 face om de z\u0103pad\u0103 din ele. Ei bine, nu a\u0163i v\u0103zut nimic. \u0102sta micu’ mimeaz\u0103 modelul, dar f\u0103r\u0103 a avea imaginea de ansamblu, pe care Piersic, actor experimentat, o controleaz\u0103, totu\u015fi. Efectul e de un umor involuntar irezistibil. Iar c\u00e2nd e pus \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu diver\u015fi muzicieni cu greutate, alde Kerestely sau Botgros, \u0103ia vorbesc normal la telefon iar \u0103sta le r\u0103spunde cu \u00eenflorituri emfatice, te strici de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n
3. Recitat gigap\u0103unescian<\/p>\n
Penibilul nu ar fi fost complet dac\u0103 nu ar fi decis s\u0103 ne \u00eenc\u00e2nte cu o rrrrrecitare. Oh, da, logic, a ales o poezie plin\u0103 de cli\u015fee despre condi\u0163ia artistului, poezie care nu comunic\u0103 nimic ce tu \u015fi eu nu \u015ftim, dar o face cu preten\u0163ii. Iar c\u00e2nd preten\u0163iile cli\u015feice ale poemului s-au \u00eembinat cu rrrrostogolul emfatic de silabe umflate cu pompa, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 t\u0103v\u0103lesc pe jos de r\u00e2s. S-a \u00eentrerupt Pulic\u0103 din m\u00e2ncat, s\u0103 vad\u0103 de ce r\u00e2d. A pufnit dispre\u0163uitor \u015fi s-a \u00eentors la bolul lui. Acum, \u00eens\u0103, am \u00een\u0163eles de ce e P\u0103unescu bolnav. \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 exist\u0103 cineva care s\u0103 recite mai pompos \u015fi mai prost dec\u00e2t el. E greu s\u0103 fii al doilea.<\/p>\n
4. Citate din Grigore Vieru<\/p>\n
Fuego a avut bucurii la Grigore Vieru, \u00een\u0163elegem. \u015ei eu am avut bucurii la o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lume, dar nu simt nevoia s\u0103 v\u0103 ar\u0103t c\u00e2tu-s de cult\u0103 cu citate din d\u00e2n\u015fii. Am \u015fi g\u00e2nduri proprii, iar dac\u0103 vre\u0163i citate, v\u0103 pute\u0163i duce direct la ei, judec eu. Ei, bine, Fuego nu! Zicea trei vorbe… pardon, rrrrostogolea trei vocabule – pam citatu’!<\/p>\n
5. Muzic\u0103 jalnic\u0103 \u015fi banalissim\u0103 de compozi\u0163ie proprie. Am re\u0163inut versul “Noaptea mea \/ N-o \u00eempart cu-altcineva”.<\/p>\n
Sfatul nostru: Nici s\u0103 n-o faci! Ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 te reproduci!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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