{"id":23599,"date":"2022-07-18T10:27:40","date_gmt":"2022-07-18T07:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23599"},"modified":"2022-07-18T10:27:41","modified_gmt":"2022-07-18T07:27:41","slug":"gigel-buhnici-trebuie-sa-si-deschida-statiunea-lui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gigel-buhnici-trebuie-sa-si-deschida-statiunea-lui\/","title":{"rendered":"Gigel Buhnici trebuie s\u0103-\u015fi deschid\u0103 sta\u0163iunea lui"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Un cli\u015feu comun printre gigei – \u015fi faptul c\u0103 pe nenea \u0103sta \u00eel cheam\u0103 George vine la \u0163anc, dat fiind c\u0103 nomen est omen – este: cum po\u0163i ie\u015fi pe strad\u0103 ar\u0103t\u00e2nd nu \u015ftiu cum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De fiecare dat\u0103, se refer\u0103 la femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Faptul c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul e gras, cu burta valuri de zici c\u0103 e peisaj marin, cu chelia la vedere, cu gu\u015fe \u015fi f\u0103lci de porc \u00een preziua ignatului, cu ochi \u00eengusta\u0163i de depunerile de gr\u0103sime, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i vine s\u0103 ver\u015fi ca arteziana c\u00e2nd \u00eel vezi nu e o problem\u0103. Buhnici nu e gras, e doar ur\u00e2t \u015fi are o expresie de \u0163\u0103r\u0103nete prost. A\u015fa cum el nu le dore\u015fte \u00een c\u00e2mpul lui vizual pe fetele cu celulit\u0103, eu nu mi l-a\u015f dori \u00een c\u00e2mpul meu vizual pe el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Numai c\u0103, spre ghinionul meu, \u015fi al lui George, \u015fi al celorlal\u0163i gigei cu b\u0103\u015fini de eliti\u015fti pe criterii de aspect, chit c\u0103 ei arat\u0103 ca un fel de “unde sunt ei acum” ai castului din Idiocracy, at\u00e2t strada, c\u00e2t \u015fi sta\u0163iunea. c\u00e2t \u015fi orice alt loc de aceast\u0103 natur\u0103, definit prin faptul c\u0103 trece cine vrea pe acolo, sunt LOCURI PUBLICE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Locuri publice, unde accesul general e garantat by default. Sigur, \u00een sta\u0163iune e garantat \u015fi pe baz\u0103 de portofel, printre altele. Irelevant. Ideea e c\u0103 e garantat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e treaba altor persoane private, venite pe banii lor s\u0103 se relaxeze \u00een concediu, ce vrea gigel Buhnici s\u0103 vad\u0103. Nu au nici o obliga\u0163ie sub soare s\u0103 arate ce vrea el s\u0103 vad\u0103. Sunt acolo \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pentru ele \u015fi pentru propria bucurie, iar aceast\u0103 bucurie nu are de ce s\u0103 fie deranjat\u0103 cu remarci de kkt de la cocalarul de pe prosopul vecin, at\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t nu respectivul cocalar a pl\u0103tit concediul. Dar chiar dac\u0103 l-a pl\u0103tit. Nu mai bine \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fti singur\u0103 concediul \u015fi ai parte de lini\u015fte, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u0163i-l pl\u0103teasc\u0103 un prost care s\u0103 te frece la icre cu idio\u0163enii de toat\u0103 suma? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai e mult de lucru, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 priceap\u0103 boul de Rom\u00e2nika c\u0103 femeile din jur nu \u00eei datoreaz\u0103 absolut, dar absolut, dar absolut nimic, dac\u0103 nu sunt obligate contractual fa\u0163\u0103 de el, prin urmare, e cazul s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u0163in\u0103 rahaturile pentru familie \u015fi apropia\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu-\u0163i place celulita mea, gigel? Scrie cu mult patos la neamuri despre asta, nu m\u0103 plictisi cu muget dezarticulat pe tem\u0103. Avem cumva un contract de model de tip Victoria’s Secret, unde tu \u00eemi pl\u0103te\u015fti tz\u015fpe mii de euro pe lun\u0103, iar eu m\u0103 oblig s\u0103 am un anumit aspect? Cum, nu? Atunci, ce crezi tu despre corpul meu este IRELEVANT \u015fi NOT MY PROBLEM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar uite solu\u0163ia mea pentru gigel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot se c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 bani f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r din vlogging. F\u0103-\u0163i tu propria sta\u0163iune. Plaja, hotelurile, restaurantele tale. \u015ei fiind a ta, tu stabile\u015fti cine poate s\u0103 vin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De\u015fi, c\u00e2nd ajungi s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti tu din bookingurile \u015fi banii clien\u0163ilor, subit modul \u00een care arat\u0103 va \u00eenceta s\u0103 conteze \u015fi te va interesa doar s\u0103 vin\u0103 destui s\u0103 po\u0163i pl\u0103ti toate facturile \u015fi to\u0163i furnizorii pe luna \u00een curs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2t timp \u015fi tu \u015fi tipele cu celulit\u0103 \u015fi vergeturi sunte\u0163i turi\u015fti \u00een exact aceea\u015fi situa\u0163ie, dreptul tipei la un concediu pl\u0103cut e acela\u015fi cu al t\u0103u, iar ce vrei tu s\u0103 vezi e \u00eentre tine \u015fi canalul pentru adul\u0163i pe televizorul hotelului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 vede\u0163i numai bun\u0103ciuni pe strad\u0103, cump\u0103ra\u0163i-v\u0103 o strad\u0103, Angaja\u0163i \u015fi pl\u0103ti\u0163i 50 de fotomodele s\u0103 defileze pe ea. \u015ei gata. Ave\u0163i strada voastr\u0103, pe care trec numai frumuse\u0163i. Din banii vo\u015ftri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe strada public\u0103, \u00eentre\u0163inut\u0103 din impozitele tipelor cu celulit\u0103 \u00een aceea\u015fi m\u0103sur\u0103 ca \u015fi impozitele tale, nu faci tu regulile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe \u00eencheiere, stimat auditoriu, v\u0103 invit s\u0103 constata\u0163i c\u0103 e exact problema de la buoni \u015fi bravi. L\u0103bete p\u0103rerist \u00een privin\u0163a unor femei care nu l-au \u00eentrebat \u015fi nu \u00eei datoreaz\u0103 nimic. Bine, m\u0103car \u0103sta nu rage ca un m\u0103gar \u00een c\u0103lduri cum f\u0103ceau \u0103ia, dar esen\u0163a e aceea\u015fi. “Eu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d piele”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mergi la un club de striptease, gigel. Pl\u0103te\u015fte-o pe aia \u015fi uit\u0103-te la piele pe banii t\u0103i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noi restul, ne afirm\u0103m dreptul s\u0103 ni se rup\u0103 \u03c0 de ce vrei tu s\u0103 vezi. Not our job, not our concern. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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