{"id":23616,"date":"2022-07-30T10:22:29","date_gmt":"2022-07-30T07:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23616"},"modified":"2022-07-30T10:22:30","modified_gmt":"2022-07-30T07:22:30","slug":"un-test-necesar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-test-necesar\/","title":{"rendered":"Un test necesar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Stau de vorb\u0103 cu o prieten\u0103 recent c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103. Genul \u0103la de frumuse\u0163e clasic\u0103, brunet\u0103 care pare cobor\u00e2t\u0103 de pe coperta unei reviste. \u00cemi poveste\u015fte c\u0103 e iritat\u0103 pe un episod care s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A ie\u015fit cu so\u0163ul \u00een club \u015fi s-au \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu un tip cu care fusese ea coleg\u0103 la un bar, cu mult timp \u00een urm\u0103. \u0102la, beat rang\u0103, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii aiurea. \u00cen timp ce era plecat\u0103 la baie, gigelul i-a spus so\u0163ului c\u0103 ea a lucrat ca client\u0103 fals\u0103 prin cluburi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce e clienta fals\u0103? De obicei, o domni\u015foar\u0103 care e angajat\u0103 de fiecare club \u00een parte, dup\u0103 necesit\u0103\u0163i. \u00cen unele, au pur \u015fi simplu rolul s\u0103 fac\u0103 atmosfer\u0103. \u00cen altele, au rolul s\u0103 \u00eemb\u00e2rlige de vorb\u0103 naivii \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eemping\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 mai mult\u0103 consuma\u0163ie, cu b\u0103uturi mai scumpe, \u015fi iau procent din b\u0103uturile \u0103luia. Iar \u00een altele, s\u0103 aga\u0163e, s\u0103 jecm\u0103neasc\u0103 clientul \u015fi s\u0103 se \u015fi culce cu el, s\u0103 nu plece \u0103la cu ou\u0163e albastre, dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 \u015fi-a ars to\u0163i banii pe acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 fata noastr\u0103 nu f\u0103cuse asta. Pur \u015fi simplu, gigelul era beat \u015fi probabil c\u0103 o \u015fi pl\u0103cuse pe asta \u00een timp ce lucraser\u0103 la acela\u015fi bar, dar fata nu \u00eel b\u0103gase \u00een seam\u0103. \u015ei atunci, cum s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune un p*lete mediocru de m\u00e2na a \u015faptea, dac\u0103 nu b\u0103g\u00e2nd genul \u0103sta de str\u00e2mb\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ar fi f\u0103cut. Doar de dragul argumenta\u0163iei. Era single, nu datora raport nim\u0103nui, era frumoas\u0103 de le\u015finai \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u00eentr-o lume care \u00eenc\u0103 latr\u0103 femeile pe baz\u0103 de looks, mi se pare normal ca o fat\u0103 frumoas\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige to\u0163i banii care se pot c\u00e2\u015ftiga cu frumuse\u0163ea ei. De ce n-ar face-o, dac\u0103 vrea \u015fi poate? Dac\u0103 gigeii pun a\u015fa mare pre\u0163 pe cum ar\u0103\u0163i, make them pay for it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei fac eu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pariez c\u0103 b\u0103rbatu-tu a r\u00e2s \u015fi i-a zis \u0103luia: Mi\u015fto legende, ce alte pove\u015fti a mai scris Petre Ispirescu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, fat\u0103. Po\u0163i s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 \u0103sta, care tr\u0103ie\u015fte cu mine zi de zi \u015fi credeam c\u0103 a ajuns s\u0103 m\u0103 cunoasc\u0103, a ales s\u0103-l cread\u0103 pe ratatul \u0103la pe care l-a v\u0103zut pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a lui \u015fi a trebuit s\u0103 petrec vreo dou\u0103 ore justific\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u015fi ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i poze vechi de pe instagram? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, God. Uite o chestie pe care n-a\u015f fi fost dispus\u0103 s-o fac. Nu ai \u00eencredere \u00een mine, omul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, \u015fi alegi s\u0103 crezi un p**lea-p**lii pe care l-ai cunoscut acum o or\u0103? Ia hai, mar\u015f \u00een mor\u0163ii m\u0103-tii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E ceva extrem de mi\u015fto \u00een a fi single \u015fi a nu avea de-a face cu rahaturi de genul \u0103sta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orice femeie, mai ales una care arat\u0103 bine, are o droaie de tinichele de coad\u0103. \u015ei prin tinichele \u00een\u0163eleg b\u0103rba\u0163i respin\u015fi oftica\u0163i \u015fi femei invidioase pe succesul ei. Prin urmare, orice femeie, mai ales una care arat\u0103 bine, e ca un fel de comet\u0103 urmat\u0103 de o coad\u0103 de mituri, cum ar fi partide de sex fictive cu unii cu care abia \u015fi-a dat bun\u0103 ziua, sex work ipotetic \u015fi obligatoriu aman\u0163i \u00eensura\u0163i cu bani care au f\u0103cut-o ce e azi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu cunosc nici o femeie mi\u015fto care s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 genul \u0103sta de bisericu\u0163e de n\u0103scocitori. \u015ei asta vine din r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163a aia de patriarhat care, c\u00e2nd voia s\u0103 ard\u0103 pe rug sau s\u0103 decapiteze o regin\u0103, \u00eei inventa o acuza\u0163ie de imoralitate sau un amant fictiv. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei b\u0103rba\u0163ii nepro\u015fti \u015ftiu instinctiv asta. B\u0103rba\u0163ii nepro\u015fti recunosc prompt struguri acri syndrome \u015fi \u00eei jetuiesc pe n\u0103scocitori instant. B\u0103rba\u0163ii nepro\u015fti \u015ftiu \u015fi faptul c\u0103 nu le datorezi raport pe via\u0163a ta de dinainte de rela\u0163ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine pune botul \u015fi alege s\u0103 te frece la cap? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doar unul care e prost suspicios \u015fi cu complexe de inferioritate mascate. Eventual cu tendin\u0163e paranoice. \u015ei eventual cu mentalit\u0103\u0163i retrograde, care are impresia c\u0103 prin mariaj te-a luat \u00een proprietate ca pe o ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i cere s\u0103-\u0163i explici kilometrajul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taman de aceea, doamnelor, e cazul s\u0103 evita\u0163i astfel de nepl\u0103ceri viitoare, \u00eenc\u0103 din faza de dating. E iubirea c\u00e2t casa, iubi e romantic \u015fi perfect, \u015fi sim\u0163i\u0163i c\u0103 nu pute\u0163i tr\u0103i nici un minu\u0163el f\u0103r\u0103 el? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK, dar testul \u0103sta se impune. S\u0103 afla\u0163i dac\u0103 e prost de acum, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 cost\u0103 doar c\u00e2teva nop\u0163i de bocit \u00een cutia de \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 de un kil, nu c\u00e2nd ar urma s\u0103 face\u0163i partaj \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 irosi\u0163i munca de o via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ruga\u0163i un amic s\u0103 \u00eel ia pe amoroso la o parte \u015fi s\u0103-i spun\u0103 pe un ton conspirativ o t\u00e2mpenie despre voi. C\u0103 a\u0163i f\u0103cut un film porno, c\u0103 a\u0163i f\u0103cut videochat, c\u0103 a\u0163i f\u0103cut striptease. Ceva considerat drept compromi\u0163\u0103tor de c\u0103tre plebei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 f\u0103t-frumos r\u00e2de relaxat \u015fi zice: bravo ei c\u0103 a tr\u0103it intens, e marriage material. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 se zbor\u015fe\u015fte tot, ca o m\u00e2\u0163\u0103 pe care ai turnat o g\u0103leat\u0103 de ap\u0103 rece, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 scene, e semn c\u0103 e un idiot \u015fi nu ave\u0163i de ce s\u0103 pierde\u0163i trei ore \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103-i face\u0163i sarmale genului \u0103stuia de idiot. Sau ni\u015fte ani de via\u0163\u0103. \u015ei s\u0103 v\u0103 uni\u0163i avu\u0163iile cu genul \u0103sta de idiot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai bine pl\u00e2ngi acum o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t la v\u00e2nzarea apartamentului, dup\u0103 divor\u0163. \u00een timp ce te miloge\u015fti s\u0103 cau\u0163i o chirie care s\u0103 te accepte cu trei copii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu pl\u0103cere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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