{"id":23621,"date":"2022-08-06T10:19:52","date_gmt":"2022-08-06T07:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23621"},"modified":"2022-08-06T10:19:52","modified_gmt":"2022-08-06T07:19:52","slug":"nu-mai-vorbiti-singuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mai-vorbiti-singuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai vorbi\u0163i singuri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Toate fetele din lista mea au urm\u0103toarea succesiune de mesaje private: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Joi, 1 ianuarie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Salut, la mul\u0163i ani <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Salut <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: La mul\u0163i ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mar\u0163i, 2 ianuarie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Heeeloou<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Bun\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: De ce nu r\u0103sp? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Miercuri, 3 ianuarie <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Are\u0163i bn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Ce mai zici&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Joi, 4 ianuarie <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Nea\u0163aaaa <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: Cum e ziua ta azi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei tot a\u015fa p\u00e2n\u0103 pe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>31 decembrie <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00eencrezut\u0103 \u015fi na\u015fpa \u015fi dac\u0103 nu r\u0103sp, \u00ee\u0163i dau blok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Unde nu d\u0103 Domnul&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>1 ianuarie <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gigel: La mul\u0163i aaaaani! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi mai sunt \u015fi gigeii care, de la un punct \u00eencolo, se frustreaz\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 \u00eenjure, moment \u00een care \u00eentrerupem monologul de unii singuri \u015fi le d\u0103m noi blockul cu care ne amenin\u0163au. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Partea pe care nu o \u00een\u0163eleg, nici s\u0103 m\u0103 pici cu cear\u0103, e: de ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 un singur gigel din acesta cite\u015fte acest articol, \u00eel rog s\u0103-mi explice care e ra\u0163ionamentul \u00een a insista bovin, c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 nu susci\u0163i interes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt fete care, dac\u0103 nu se simt atrase, nu r\u0103spund nici m\u0103car pe Tinder care, uimire, e aplica\u0163ie specific destinat\u0103 datingului \u015fi unde, dac\u0103 dai de Vasilica, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 Vasilica \u00ee\u015fi declar\u0103 prin prezen\u0163\u0103 disponibilitatea pentru amor. Dac\u0103 contul e pe alt\u0103 re\u0163ea de social media, una generalist\u0103, nici m\u0103car nu poi trage vreo concluzie c\u0103 Vasilica ar fi disponibil\u0103. Nu, single nu e totuna cu ready to mingle. &#8220;Lorena, sunt anaflabet \u015fin rom\u00e2n\u0103 nu m\u0103 ukide cu romgleza c\u0103 m\u0103 perturbez&#8221;. OK. Faptul c\u0103 una nu e &#8220;luat\u0103&#8221; nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 o intereseaz\u0103 orice prost care trece \u015fi el pe acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai trimis un mesaj, hai dou\u0103, vezi c\u0103 nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 conexiunea dintre fuflete. \u00ce\u0163i asumi c\u0103 asta e, via\u0163a nu e \u00eentotdeauna trandafiri \u015fi \u015fampanie, \u015fi O LA\u015eI PE VASILICA \u00ceN PACE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As simple as that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 femeile trebuie s\u0103 se reeduce din mentalitatea toxic\u0103 a umilin\u0163ei by default \u015fi a smereniei generice \u015fi a obliga\u0163iei de a fi doamne chiar dac\u0103 interlocutorul e un gher\u0163oi slinos \u015fi pocnibil cu un bocanc \u00een bot, b\u0103rba\u0163ii care au deschis mai t\u00e2rziu calculatoarele trebuie s\u0103 se reeduce din misecuvenismul \u0103sta cotropitor, c\u0103 oricine de pe net le datoreaz\u0103 timp moca \u015fi r\u0103spuns de c\u00e2te ori vrea mu\u015fchiul lor \u015fi eventual  sex caritabil, s\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 le r\u0103neasc\u0103 orgoliul fragil de masculi feroci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimeni nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei nu, dac\u0103 insi\u015fti lung, nu se creeaz\u0103 o datorie. Se creeaz\u0103 doar o iritare \u015fi un stres. \u015ei o impresie de milog f\u0103r\u0103 op\u0163iuni \u00een ceea ce te prive\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poate c\u0103 femeia respectiv\u0103 e la job. Sau poate e la cafea. Sau poate e la s\u0103li\u0163\u0103, cum i-a zis Buhnici. Sau poate, pur \u015fi simplu, e \u00een pat, dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 de munc\u0103, \u015fi se uit\u0103 la Orange Is The New Black. Da, serialul \u0103la e mai interesant dec\u00e2t orice banalitate ai avea tu s\u0103-i spui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu mai insista s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti singur \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 a altora. Cine vrea s\u0103 converseze cu  tine, o face deja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toate fetele din lista mea au urm\u0103toarea succesiune de mesaje private: Joi, 1 ianuarie Gigel: Salut, la mul\u0163i ani Gigel: Salut Gigel: La mul\u0163i&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16341,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/50_shades_of_stupid.jpg?fit=307%2C307&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23622,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23621\/revisions\/23622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/16341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}