{"id":23628,"date":"2022-08-08T09:44:42","date_gmt":"2022-08-08T06:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23628"},"modified":"2022-08-08T09:44:43","modified_gmt":"2022-08-08T06:44:43","slug":"putem-sa-uitam-de-familia-buhnici-va-rog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/putem-sa-uitam-de-familia-buhnici-va-rog\/","title":{"rendered":"Putem s\u0103 uit\u0103m de familia Buhnici, v\u0103 rog?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Din nou s-a oripilat tot internetul rom\u00e2nesc \u015fi mama lui de ceva ce a emanat cineva din familia Buhnici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, dup\u0103 ce Gicu\u0163 a avut o problem\u0103 c\u0103 femeile care merg pe banii lor \u00een concediu \u00eentr-un loc public nu se aliniaz\u0103 s\u0103 arate conform a ceea ce vrea Gicu\u0163 s\u0103 vad\u0103 – nu c\u0103 ar avea vreo obliga\u0163ie \u00een acest sens, dac\u0103 merg pe banii lor, nu pe ai lui – s-a \u00eencasat o mare mu*** \u015fi ni\u015fte sponsori \u015fi-au retras banii. Hopa \u015fi Gicu\u0163 sp\u0103sit, cu vocea tremur\u00e2nd\u0103 de regrete, confes\u00e2nd o ru\u015fine de nedescris. \u015ei victimiz\u00e2ndu-se tot el c\u0103 a luat-o la ciocule\u0163. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2nd, la c\u00e2teva zile dup\u0103, iese la interval nevast\u0103-sa, vorbind cu mare sictir despre “m\u00e2ncarea de s\u0103raci”, ajung la concluzia c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia sunt ca-n bancul cu ursul \u015fi v\u00e2n\u0103torul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iese ursul din pe\u015fter\u0103, d\u0103 peste v\u00e2n\u0103tor ochindu-l cu pu\u015fca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce faci, v\u00e2n\u0103torule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Te v\u00e2nez, ursule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hm, zice ursul. S\u0103 nu-\u0163i v\u00e2nez eu \u0163ie o p*l\u0103 peste bot, zice ursul, apoi \u00eel ia pe v\u00e2n\u0103tor, \u00eei d\u0103 s\u0103 sug\u0103, apoi \u00eel pune capr\u0103 \u015fi-i r\u0103v\u0103\u015fe\u015fte sfincterele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi, iese ursul din pe\u015fter\u0103, d\u0103 peste v\u00e2n\u0103tor ochindu-l cu pu\u015fca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce faci, v\u00e2n\u0103torule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Te v\u00e2nez, ursule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hm, zice ursul, apoi ac\u0163iunea se repet\u0103 \u00eentocmai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A treia zi iese ursul din pe\u015fter\u0103 \u015fi d\u0103 peste v\u00e2n\u0103tor exact ca \u00een zilele precedente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i, v\u00e2n\u0103torule, zice ursul, hai recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 tu de fapt vii la futut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cam a\u015fa \u015fi cu familia Buhnici. \u00cen timp ce tot internetul i-o d\u0103dea \u00een toate orificiile lui Gicu\u0163, s-au prins c\u0103 hate-ul face trafic de nu-i adev\u0103rat, \u015fi au luat bani din Adsense de nu au putut s\u0103-i numere. \u015ei au zis: ok, ia hai s\u0103 ne-o mai cerem cu ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, nu cu femeile, c\u0103 pleac\u0103 brandurile. Hai cu s\u0103rakii, c\u0103 brandurile \u00eei ur\u0103sc pe \u0103\u015ftia, nu pot profita de pe urma lor. A\u015fa, ne mai lu\u0103m ni\u015fte mu** \u015fi implicit bani de reclame. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd tu te indignezi foarte vocal de ce-a mai zis parvenita aia b\u0103\u015fit\u0103, toat\u0103 lista ta merge pe YouTube-ul lor. Se uit\u0103 la clip, face vizualiz\u0103ri \u015fi declan\u015feaz\u0103 algoritmul care \u00eempinge clipul \u00een #trending. \u015ei vede reclame, ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 sweet sweet ad money. Dac\u0103 mai la\u015fi \u015fi un comentariu cu “lua-te-ar dreq de bagaboant\u0103 cu figuri p tn”, \u0103la echivaleaz\u0103 cu 3 vizualiz\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei tocmai i-ai f\u0103cut virali pe Buhnici \u00eenc\u0103 odat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Peste patru zile, apare tiza mea madam Buhnici pl\u00e2ns\u0103 toat\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze de la s\u0103raci, c\u0103 vai, nu a vrut?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenc\u0103 un viral. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei tot a\u015fa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Familia Buhnici sunt ie\u015fi\u0163i la f***t, exact ca v\u00e2n\u0103torul din banc, \u015fi, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei b\u0103ga\u0163i \u00een seam\u0103, le da\u0163i relevan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi le face\u0163i trafic. \u015ei chiar brandurile care s-au dezis de ei vor reconsidera mi\u015fcarea, c\u00e2nd cifrele de audien\u0163\u0103 vor vorbi de la sine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unicul mod de a-i l\u0103sa f\u0103r\u0103 portavoce e ignore absolut. Zice Buhnici c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u015func\u0103 fript\u0103 din buc\u0103 de gras\u0103? OK, whatever. Zice nevasta c\u0103 se exfoliaz\u0103 cu caviar pe clitoris? OK, whatever. Zice Buhnici c\u0103 soacr\u0103-sa arat\u0103 \u015fi ea ca o minor\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 un threesome cu mama \u015fi fiica? OK, whatever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu da\u0163i click pe elucubra\u0163iile lor \u015fi va fi ca \u00een cli\u015feul \u0103la filozofic cu care ne d\u0103deam noi interesan\u0163i \u00een liceu: Dac\u0103 un copac cade \u00een p\u0103dure \u015fi nu e nimeni \u00een jur, putem zice c\u0103 n-a scos nici un sunet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 familia Buhnici insult\u0103 din nou bunul sim\u0163 la ei pe YouTube \u015fi nu e nimeni \u00een jur, putem zice c\u0103 n-au scos nici un sunet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei ce bine o s\u0103 fie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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