{"id":2364,"date":"2010-07-15T13:43:41","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T10:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2010-07-15T13:43:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T10:43:41","slug":"bullshit-me-to-the-end-of-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bullshit-me-to-the-end-of-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit me to the end of love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftia\u0163i, Legea e curva satului, pe care o fut to\u0163i. Se muleaz\u0103 \u015fi pe toiagul noduros al baciului, \u015fi pe peni\u0163a sub\u0163ire \u015fi tremurat\u0103 de la exces de cafea a dasc\u0103lului, \u015fi pe crucifixul popii. A f\u0103cut multe exerci\u0163ii Kegel, poate cuprinde orice \u015fi trece orice cu vederea.<\/p>\n<p>Uite ce frumos \u00ee\u015fi justific\u0103 unii spamul:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In conformitate cu Legea 365\/2002 privind comertul electronic, acest mesaj nu este si nu poate fi considerat spam, deoarece:<br \/>\n&#8211; acceptare de primire a ofertei nu va implica financiar<br \/>\n&#8211; adresa d-voastra de e-mail a fost gasita fie pe un site public, fie intr-un ghid de afaceri, fie in adresele altor firme care ne-au trimis ofertele lor sau am primit-o cu ocazia unor intalniri de afaceri<br \/>\n&#8211; acest mesaj va este adresat cu scopul de a va invita sa beneficiati de serviciile companiei noastre si va este transmis in dorinta de a va tine la curent cu cele mai noi si mai profitabile servicii pe care vi le putem oferi.<br \/>\nPentru ca intelegem si apreciem intimitatea d-voastra ne cerem scuze daca acest mesaj a ajuns din greseala la dvs.<br \/>\nAcest mesaj este o cerere de comunicare din partea noastr\u0103 de a v\u0103 trimite materiale informative cu referire la serviciile pe care le oferim. In cazul \u00een care nu sunte\u0163i interesat v\u0103 rug\u0103m ignora\u0163i acest mail. Conform legisla\u0163iei Rom\u00e2niei, orice firm\u0103 are dreptul la o \u00eencercare de comunicare comercial\u0103 cu o anumit\u0103 persoan\u0103.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Haida de! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 nu \u015ftia\u0163i, Legea e curva satului, pe care o fut to\u0163i. Se muleaz\u0103 \u015fi pe toiagul noduros al baciului, \u015fi pe peni\u0163a sub\u0163ire&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}