{"id":23661,"date":"2022-08-29T11:21:09","date_gmt":"2022-08-29T08:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23661"},"modified":"2022-08-29T11:21:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-29T08:21:11","slug":"iar-suntem-carne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/iar-suntem-carne\/","title":{"rendered":"Iar suntem carne"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se pare c\u0103 Buhnici a dat tonul unui nou val de idio\u0163i pe social media. Idiotul care face o tentativ\u0103 nespus de gre\u0163oas\u0103 \u015fi de umilitoare de glum\u0103 la adresa corpului femeii, apoi casc\u0103 frumos guri\u0163a \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 valurile de mu*** s\u0103 vin\u0103. Pentru c\u0103, probabil, nu exist\u0103 publicitate negativ\u0103. Sau ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar to\u0163i ace\u015fti t\u00e2rfitori de aten\u0163ie se vor opri abia c\u00e2nd clientul rom\u00e2n \u00eei va penaliza cu adev\u0103rat. Abia c\u00e2nd femeia &#8211; principalul responsabil de aprovizionare din cas\u0103 &#8211; va pune piciorul \u00een prag \u015fi va spune: Care pizzerie? \u0102ia care \u0163ipau dup\u0103 femei pe strad\u0103? Nope. Mergem la alt restaurant, unul \u00een care m\u0103 simt pre\u0163uit\u0103 \u00een calitate de client\u0103 \u015fi tratat\u0103 civilizat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Care carmangerie? \u0102ia care \u00eencercau s\u0103 insinueze c\u0103 femeia e o bucat\u0103 de carne? Merci, mergem la Kaufland, \u0103ia m\u0103car au programe caritabile prin care sponsorizeaz\u0103 <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/despre.kaufland.ro\/presa\/comunicate-de-presa\/presse-detail.y=2022.m=07.n=cancel-cancer.html\">controale medicale pentru preven\u0163ia cancerului mamar<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar s\u0103 examin\u0103m monstruozitatea \u00een toat\u0103 &#8220;splendoarea&#8221; ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"526\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?resize=700%2C526&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?resize=1024%2C770&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?resize=300%2C226&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?resize=150%2C113&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?resize=768%2C577&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/302127743_175589991697128_7307603363058290557_n.jpg?w=1080&amp;ssl=1 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trecem peste calitatea abominabil\u0103, de flyer conceput \u00een Paint de un cet\u0103\u0163ean de la \u015fcoala special\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Remarc\u0103m cum &#8220;carnea&#8221; e reprezentat\u0103 de corpurile a dou\u0103 femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Una normal\u0103, un om obi\u015fnuit, cu un job \u015fi o familie, care nu are timp de \u015fapte ore la sal\u0103, pentru c\u0103 are treburi, doar cu toate acestea, se vede c\u0103 are grij\u0103 de alimenta\u0163ie \u015fi face \u015fi mi\u015fcare \u00een limita verosimilului \u015fi a necesarului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei una tunat\u0103 \u015fi lucrat\u0103, luat\u0103 dintr-un calendar de perete, beneficiara unui buttlift brazilian, care cost\u0103 4.000 de euro, aka salariul gigelului obi\u015fnuit pe ultimele zece luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cum ar veni, aia normal\u0103 e carnea de proast\u0103 calitate, iar minunea chirurgiei estetice \u015fi a photoshopului, carnea de bun\u0103 calitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 fata ce mai e injectat \u015fi doldora de hormoni? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Carnea de pui din comer\u0163. Puiul autentic de \u0163ar\u0103 e mai ur\u00e2\u0163el, mai sl\u0103b\u0103nog, mai a\u0163os, mai fug\u0103rit prin curte de restul or\u0103t\u0103niilor \u015fi de pisica vecinului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar trecem peste stupizenia flagrant\u0103 a compara\u0163iei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">B\u0103i, frate, voi v\u0103 da\u0163i seama c\u0103 imbecilii \u0103\u015ftia f\u0103cu\u0163i gr\u0103mad\u0103 spun c\u0103 e\u015fti o bucat\u0103 de carne \u015fi at\u00e2t? \u015ei c\u0103 e firesc \u015fi normal s\u0103 fii judecat\u0103 ca una? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103 da\u0163i seama c\u0103 tipa din st\u00e2nga, cu un corp normal \u015fi o via\u0163\u0103 normal\u0103, e dat\u0103 drept exemplul negativ al cretinilor \u0103stora b\u0103tubili \u00een bot cu un bocanc de munte cu cuie \u00een talp\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei c\u0103 femeia ideal\u0103 e cea cu domiciliul oficial la sal\u0103 \u015fi cu corpul plin de interven\u0163ii pentru care pulifriciul aferent n-ar avea buget nici dac\u0103 \u015fi-ar vinde un rinichi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 e\u015fti femeie \u015fi cumperi m\u0103car un cioc\u0103nel de la \u0103\u015ftia, e\u015fti parte din problem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sus\u0163ine-i pe cei care te sus\u0163in \u015fi falimenteaz\u0103-i pe cei care te degradeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alt\u0103 solu\u0163ie nu v\u0103d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se pare c\u0103 Buhnici a dat tonul unui nou val de idio\u0163i pe social media. 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