{"id":23745,"date":"2022-09-20T10:11:46","date_gmt":"2022-09-20T07:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23745"},"modified":"2022-09-20T10:11:48","modified_gmt":"2022-09-20T07:11:48","slug":"house-of-the-dragon-1x5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/house-of-the-dragon-1x5\/","title":{"rendered":"House of the Dragon 1×5"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred c\u0103 am ajuns deja la jum\u0103tatea sezonului. \u015ei nu-mi vine s\u0103 cred cum fiecare episod aduce ceva nou fa\u0163\u0103 de celelalte, \u00een exact modul \u00een care nu te-ai fi a\u015fteptat, \u015fi totu\u015fi, exact \u00een modul consecvent \u015fi coerent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Episoadele cu nun\u0163i din Game of Thrones sunt cele mai tragice din \u00eentreaga franciz\u0103. Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc vechi prieteni, se re\u00eennoad\u0103 vechi conflicte \u015fi mai \u00eentotdeauna conversa\u0163ia nepotrivit\u0103 nimere\u015fte omul care st\u0103 cel mai prost cu nervii \u00een acel moment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Episodul \u00eencepe cu Daemon decis s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 ordine \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Omul se duce \u00een mun\u0163i la nevast\u0103-sa, pe care o poreclise dr\u0103g\u0103stos T\u00e2rfa de Bronz. O scen\u0103 \u00een care Matt Smith nu scoate absolut nici un cuv\u00e2nt, dar prezen\u0163a lui impun\u0103toare \u015fi dramatic\u0103 aproape c\u0103 sparge ecranul. \u00centr-un fel \u00eel \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegi. Individa sare direct la ceart\u0103 de cum \u00eel vede, cam ca gigeii \u0103ia pe care m\u0103 enervez eu \u00een sec\u0163iunea de comentarii, \u015fi o tot \u0163ine \u00een monolog antagonistic p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd el se mi\u015fc\u0103 mai brusc, ea caut\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 o s\u0103geat\u0103, s\u0103 dea cu el de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, calul se sperie, sare, iar ea cade ca un sac de linguri de lemn de pe o tarab\u0103 din T\u00e2nc\u0103be\u015fti. El d\u0103 s\u0103 plece, dar, de\u015fi e pe jos, femeia nu se poate st\u0103p\u00e2ni s\u0103 nu mai dea o copit\u0103: Nu e\u015fti \u00een stare s\u0103 termini. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci, el ia un pietroi \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi montajul ne duce brusc spre un buc\u0103tar, care taie capul unui pe\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E incert\u0103 inten\u0163ia revenirii lui la so\u0163ie, pentru c\u0103 z\u00e2mbetul de la \u00eenceput poate fi interpretat \u00een absolut orice mod, dar pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce femeia \u00eel porc\u0103ie, \u015fi \u00eel porc\u0103ie, \u015fi \u00eel porc\u0103ie, sim\u0163i consecin\u0163a venind. Unii <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre timp, regele Viseris, \u00eentr-o stare din ce \u00een ce mai deplorabil\u0103 – \u00eentre timp s-a aflat ce are, \u015fi e lepr\u0103 – se duce personal, \u00een semn de peniten\u0163\u0103, la b\u0103tr\u00e2nul s\u0103u prieten \u015fi aliat Corlys, s\u0103-i cear\u0103 feciorul de b\u0103rbat pentru prin\u0163esa mo\u015ftenitoare. E ceva nespus de amuzant \u00een modul cum, \u00een acest cuplu, totul e invers. Mireasa poten\u0163ial\u0103 mo\u015ftenitoare a tronului merge la pe\u0163it, iar familia mirelui este cea care face nazuri. \u00centre timp, tinerii viitori so\u0163i pleac\u0103 la o plimbare romantic\u0103 pe malul m\u0103rii, unde Rhaenyra \u00eel ia scurt \u015fi la obiect pe Laenor: Uite, b\u0103iat, eu \u015ftiu c\u0103 \u0163ie \u00ee\u0163i plac alte organe sexuale. Mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 mi-o ard promiscuu. Ce-ai zice tu s\u0103 avem o c\u0103s\u0103torie de convenien\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 ne facem datoria fa\u0163\u0103 de tati, mami \u015fi \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u0163ie, \u015fi \u00een rest, fiecare cu ce poate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Idee primit\u0103 cu entuziasm de Laenor, care are un iubi blond m\u0103t\u0103sos \u015fi senzual pe nume Joffrey – nume de r\u0103u augur \u00een aceast\u0103 franciz\u0103 – \u015fi care se cam temea de momentul c\u00e2nd p\u0103rin\u0163ii \u00eel vor obliga s\u0103-\u015fi caute so\u0163ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chit c\u0103, la \u00eenceput, Corlys joac\u0103 distant \u015fi superior fa\u0163\u0103 de rege, oblig\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103 vin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een sala \u00een care st\u0103 el pe tron – iar pe Viseris \u00eel intereseaz\u0103 prea pu\u0163in eticheta, pentru c\u0103 \u00eei e r\u0103u de abia se \u0163ine pe picioare; atitudinea se schimb\u0103 brusc la vederea halului de boal\u0103 \u00een care se afl\u0103 regele \u015fi mai ales auzind propunerea: ca fiul s\u0103u homosexualul, cel dificil de \u00eensurat, s\u0103 ajung\u0103 principe – consort, iar eventualul s\u0103u nepot, rege. Mai apare o mic\u0103 ciond\u0103neal\u0103 de form\u0103 legat\u0103 de numele de familie, dar e rezolvat\u0103 rapid pentru c\u0103, se pare, Viseris e mai hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u015fi mai eficient cu c\u00e2t \u00eei e mai r\u0103u. Tot acel las\u0103-m\u0103-s\u0103-te-las de odinioar\u0103 e \u00een urma lui. Acum, pune punctul pe i, cere exact ce vrea \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce ob\u0163ine, pleac\u0103 direct acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen drum spre cas\u0103, Rhaenyra e abordat\u0103 de garda ei, b\u0103iatul frumos pe care l-a f\u0103cut nobil \u00een al doilea episod \u015fi arm\u0103sar de curse lungi \u00een al patrulea, Criston. Criston nu poart\u0103 armura specific\u0103 – detaliu interesant, suger\u00e2nd vulnerabilitate maxim\u0103, ci o c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 simpl\u0103, alb\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eei cere s\u0103 fug\u0103 cu el \u00een Essos \u015fi s\u0103 devin\u0103 so\u0163ia lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 Rhaenyra nu are de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 fac\u0103 o asemenea t\u00e2mpenie, mai ales c\u00e2nd totul \u00eei merge at\u00e2t de bine. E mo\u015ftenitoarea tronului, \u015fi are so\u0163ul ideal, al\u0103turi de care o s\u0103 fac\u0103 tot ce vrea. “Coroana sunt eu”, i-o reteaz\u0103 tran\u015fant, iar \u0103la micu’ se sup\u0103r\u0103 flea\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 fac\u0103 o scen\u0103 despre onoarea lui nereperat\u0103 \u015fi despre cum se simte folosit ca o demoazel\u0103 sedus\u0103 \u015fi tr\u0103dat\u0103 \u00een amor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u00e2t de ur\u00e2t poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 un b\u0103rbat incapabil s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 faptul c\u0103 lucrurile pe care le are el de oferit nu sunt foarte interesante, ajung la aceea\u015fi concluzie: Nu v\u0103 f***\u0163i cu pro\u015fti, c\u0103 v\u0103 vor \u00eentoarce via\u0163a cu susu-n jos, s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune. B\u0103rba\u0163ii o au pe aia cu don’t stick your dick into crazy, dar noi putem extrapola cu Don’t stick stupid dick inside you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e nevoie de mul\u0163i neuroni s\u0103 pricepi c\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 de regin\u0103 e mai interesant\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea de nevast\u0103 de emigrant fugar, \u015fi c\u0103, \u00een fond, putea tr\u0103i o via\u0163\u0103 superb\u0103 la curte ca amant oficial al viitoarei regine. Numai c\u0103 bietul Criston nu \u00eei are nici pe \u0103\u015ftia pu\u0163ini necesari, drept care, se sparge \u00een anchet\u0103 c\u00e2nd Alicent \u00eel ia la interogatoriu despre noaptea de dezm\u0103\u0163 a Rhaenyrei \u015fi afl\u0103 c\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Daemon, prin\u0163esica n\u0103r\u0103va\u015f\u0103 l-a c\u0103l\u0103rit \u015fi pe Criston. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lucrat\u0103 \u00eentre timp de taic\u0103-su, de al\u0163i intrigan\u0163i de la Curte \u015fi de propria gelozie – de\u015fi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, rela\u0163ia romantic\u0103 din primele episoade nu s-a consumat, reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd aude c\u0103 Rhaenyra a f\u0103cut sex cu o furie suspect\u0103, de amant neglijat – Alicent decide s\u0103 lupte de acum \u00eenainte doar pentru interesul propriu, \u015fi pentru a-l plasa pe fiul ei Aegon pe tron. \u015ei-\u015fi face cunoscut\u0103 inten\u0163ia cu o intrare foarte teatral\u0103 la banchetul nup\u0163ial, \u00eentrerup\u00e2nd cuv\u00e2ntarea despre familii str\u0103vechi reunite \u015fi dragoni a regelui, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 cu o superb\u0103 rochie verde. Culoarea de r\u0103zboi a familiei ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La nunt\u0103 apare \u015fi Daemon, \u015fi desigur c\u0103 o ia pe prin\u0163es\u0103 la dans cu deja r\u0103suflatul text: “El nu e ce-\u0163i trebuie, tu trebuie s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i cu mine.” C\u00e2nd ea \u00eei sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 e gata s\u0103 se lase r\u0103pit\u0103 – r\u0103spuns at\u00e2t de diferit fa\u0163\u0103 de cel dat lui Criston – \u00eencepe scandalul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu scandalul la care ne a\u015fteptam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre timp, iubitul mirelui, m\u00e2ncat \u00een c** de curiozitate, a decis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 afle cine e iubi\u0163elul miresei \u015fi, dup\u0103 gelozia \u00eencordat\u0103 \u015fi frustrat\u0103, l-a identificat pe Criston \u015fi s-a \u015fi b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 non\u015falant la modul “hey, bitch, suntem am\u00e2ndou\u0103 amante regale, \u015fogori\u0163o, acum mai trebuie s\u0103 ne \u015fi \u0163inem gura”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Proast\u0103 idee, mai ales c\u0103 \u0103luia nu i se p\u0103rea amuzant s\u0103 fie amant\u0103 regal\u0103. \u015ei cum Criston e viteaz \u015fi voinic ca orice r\u0103zboinic al vremii, dar deficitar la capitolul neuroni, s-a ofuscat crunt pentru intruziune \u015fi l-a luat la b\u0103taie pe Joffrey, p\u00e2n\u0103 l-a transformat \u00een carne de mici premium. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta e. E nunt\u0103 \u00een Westeros, mai moare un Joffrey. Se nume\u015fte tradi\u0163ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trecerea brusc\u0103 de la gra\u0163ia \u015fi superficialitatea de curte la momentul de dram\u0103 profund\u0103, cu mirele care-\u015fi roste\u015fte jur\u0103m\u00e2ntul pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd pentru c\u0103, \u00een sufletul lui, tocmai a r\u0103mas v\u0103duv \u015fi mireasa cu chipul topit de compasiune mut\u0103 e acel tip de twist absolut genial care ne-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 ador\u0103m Game of Thrones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar c\u00e2nd, o dat\u0103 ceremonia nun\u0163ii \u00eencheiat\u0103, Viseris le\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi-\u015fi scap\u0103 coroana pe jos, \u00een timp ce, mai \u00eencolo, camera ne dezv\u0103luie un \u015fobolan \u00eenfrupt\u00e2ndu-se din s\u00e2ngele proasp\u0103t v\u0103rsat, avem cel mai dramatic \u015fi impresionant final de episod pe care ni l-am putea dori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altfel, amuzant cum toate marile iubiri nefinalizate se transform\u0103 \u00een du\u015fm\u0103nii pasionale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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