{"id":23755,"date":"2022-09-22T10:39:31","date_gmt":"2022-09-22T07:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23755"},"modified":"2022-09-22T10:39:32","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T07:39:32","slug":"regularizare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/regularizare\/","title":{"rendered":"Regularizare"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Da, acest text este o satir\u0103 la adresa facturilor ENEL de c\u00e2teva zeci de mii pe care le-au primit diverse persoane, \u015fi nu, nu cump\u0103r faptul c\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia oameni au uitat s\u0103 trimit\u0103 indexul ani \u00een \u015fir, iar ENEL nu \u015fi-a dat seama. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Alo, salonul de masaj erotic Virtutea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, bun\u0103 ziua. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Costel la telefon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Domnu’ Costel, ne bucur\u0103m c\u0103 v\u0103 auzim. Ce mai face\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103 plictisesc la munc\u0103 \u015fi a\u015ftept pauza de mas\u0103, ca de obicei. La 13. Domni\u015foara Rosy e disponibil\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-V-am f\u0103cut-o io disponibil\u0103, c\u0103 \u015ftiam c\u0103 veni\u0163i. Uuu… \u0103\u0103\u0103… domnul Costel, trebuie s\u0103 abord\u0103m un subiect delicat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu am gonoree!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, nu \u0103la. Pute\u0163i avea ce vre\u0163i dvs., dac\u0103 purta\u0163i prezervativ. Mai delicat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-L-a\u0163i g\u0103sit pe Isus? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nici nu \u00eel c\u0103utam. Mai delicat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, nu mai am idei. Izbi\u0163i-m\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Domnu’ Costel, ne-am m\u0103rit tariful. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mda, r\u0103zboiul, instabilitatea, \u00een\u0163eleg. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ni l-am m\u0103rit de un an, dar am uitat c\u0103 ni l-am m\u0103rit. \u015ei atunci, dumneavoastr\u0103 ne datora\u0163i acum 99.999 de lei. \u015ei 99 de bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce e asta, doamn\u0103?? Ho\u0163ie la drumul mare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, domnul meu. Regularizare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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