Dar inclusiv cadourile de la cei prezen\u0163i au fost o batjocur\u0103 mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in subtil\u0103, dup\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alexander Lukashenko, pre\u015fedintele Belarusului, i-a d\u0103ruit un tractor. Mai exact, un voucher pentru un tractor. Acum, dac\u0103 tu vrei s\u0103 pari cel mai puternic om de pe planet\u0103 \u015fi lunge\u015fti de \u015fapte luni un r\u0103zboi cu o \u0163ar\u0103 de zece ori mai mic\u0103 dec\u00e2t a ta, tractorul \u0103la e ca \u015fi cum Naomi Campbell ar primi cadou de ziua ei un set de crati\u0163e. S\u0103 trimi\u0163i un gigel \u00eenapoi la munca c\u00e2mpului e ca \u015fi cum nu-l consideri bun de nimic \u00een rest, iar complimentele \u015fi temenelile nu schimb\u0103 cu nimic aceast\u0103 insult\u0103 subtil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ceva mai amuzant e cadoul pre\u015fedintelui Tadjikistanului, Emomali Rahmon. Rahmon i-a d\u0103ruit lui Putin un munte de pepeni aranja\u0163i frumos ca la serbarea recoltei \u00een D\u0103buleni. Cum au speculat \u00een glum\u0103 ni\u015fte comentatori politici americani, numi\u0163ii pepeni pot fi folosi\u0163i drept proiectile \u00een Ucraina. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Istoria nu consemneaz\u0103 ce a primit de la ceilal\u0163i doi pre\u015fedin\u0163i, dar dac\u0103 era ceva remarcabil, probabil c\u0103 ap\u0103rea un comunicat de pres\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acum, c\u0103 du\u015fmanii \u00ee\u0163i ureaz\u0103 s\u0103 mori de ziua ta e ceva previzibil. C\u0103 hackerii ucraineni sparg pagina Organiza\u0163iei Tratatului de Securitate Colectiv\u0103, uniunea militar\u0103 a Rusiei \u015fi a alia\u0163ilor ei, s\u0103-i ureze “cele bune \u00een ultima ta zi de na\u015ftere” e ceva previzibil. C\u0103 podul mult tr\u00e2mbi\u0163at \u00eentre Rusia \u015fi Crimeea se surp\u0103 de ziua ta <\/a>e ceva previzibil, \u00een special c\u00e2nd tu distrugi, jefuie\u015fti \u015fi masacrezi de \u015fapte luni pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul altuia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar c\u00e2nd propriii t\u0103i alia\u0163i \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103ruiesc un tractor \u015fi pepeni, e modul lor de a spune s\u0103 te la\u015fi de conflicte, c\u0103 nu sunt punctul t\u0103u forte, \u015fi s\u0103 treci la munc\u0103, c\u0103 pl\u00e2ng copiii de foame acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Acum, faza ar fi amuzant\u0103, dac\u0103 narcisismul \u015fi nebunia lui Putin nu ar fi fost lezate repetat de r\u0103zboiul interminabil \u015fi de dovezile de sl\u0103biciune tactic\u0103 \u015fi militar\u0103 pe care le-a tot dat Rusia. Abia asta poate s\u0103-l determine, \u00een \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2narea lui, s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 armele nucleare cu care tot amenin\u0163\u0103 de c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n *** Dac\u0103 anii 2020 \u015fi 2021 au fost compromi\u015fi pentru toat\u0103 lumea de pandemie, 2022 a fost r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit de ambi\u0163ia lui Vladimir Putin de a...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23821,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/melon.jpg?fit=1247%2C707&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23822,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23820\/revisions\/23822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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