nu mai e femeie dac\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 copii<\/strong><\/a>, \u015fi c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul adev\u0103rat vrea s\u0103-\u015fi proiecteze s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163a \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 triburi \u015fi delir neomascul sc\u00e2rbos. <\/p>\n\n\n\nE ok, Cezar. \u00cenc\u0103 nu te-ai prins c\u0103 Delia nu e genul de femeie care s\u0103 aib\u0103 nevoie s\u0103-i cumperi tu chilo\u0163i, prin urmare, nu are de ce s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103 d\u0103 doi bani pe p\u0103rerea ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Faza e c\u0103 eu \u00eel cunosc pe Cezar Iona\u015fcu \u00eenc\u0103 din 2013. C\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 nu era neomascul cu spume la gur\u0103, ci un stilist care \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u015fi croiasc\u0103 drum pe sectorul masculin. Lucram la o revist\u0103 cunoscut\u0103 de fete, \u015fi veneau mul\u0163i stili\u015fti la redac\u0163ie. To\u0163i de orientarea sexual\u0103 predominant\u0103 pentru aceast\u0103 meserie. Dar noi iubeam \u015fi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fam curcubeul, cum o facem \u015fi acum, deci, ne bucuram de creativitatea lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cenc\u0103 de la prima vedere, Cezar Iona\u015fcu mi-a dat ni\u015fte vibes gay. Prin \u0163inut\u0103, prin atitudine, prin stil. Nu am comentat nimic, pentru c\u0103 nu se cade, \u015fi bine am f\u0103cut, pentru c\u0103 \u00een scurt timp am aflat de la el, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103m, c\u0103 era extrem, dar extrem de \u00eendr\u0103gostit de Ozana Barabancea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bine, e adev\u0103rat, eu c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la doamna Ozana, singura form\u0103 de act amoros \u00een care mi-o pot imagina e cu un strap on imens, cu care \u00ee\u0163i face prostata piure, dar hei. To each their own. Omul o iubea grav pe Ozana \u015fi voia s\u0103 \u015ftim cu to\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u0103 imagina\u0163i c\u0103 nu lua el decizii peste capul Ozanei, cum recomand\u0103 \u00een clipurile lui s\u0103 fac\u0103 neot\u00e2rle\u0163ii. O suna ca un \u015fcolar \u00eendr\u0103gostit \u015fi o \u00eentreba ce s\u0103-i fac\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare. Ceea ce, din nou, foarte g… rijuliu \u015fi tandru. \u015ei ne \u015fi povestea cum o ajut\u0103 el s\u0103 sl\u0103beasc\u0103, cum \u00eei pune caserole de m\u00e2ncare s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 pe post de pache\u0163el pentru repeti\u0163ii, ceea ce, din nou, foarte g… rijuliu \u015fi tandru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cemi era chiar simpatic pe atunci, Cezar Iona\u015fcu, cu marea lui iubire \u015fi pache\u0163elele lui cu dovlecel sotat, \u015fi stylingurile lui extrem de gra\u0163ioase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu mi-e clar c\u00e2nd a descoperit el c\u0103 e neomascul\u0103 feroac\u0103, dar probabil c\u0103 a fost \u00een ziua tragic\u0103 \u015fi de trist\u0103 amintire c\u00e2nd Barabancea a pus straponul \u00een cui \u015fi a zis: Cez\u0103rele, din acest moment, planific s\u0103 revin la ceaf\u0103 de porc \u015fi cartofi pr\u0103ji\u0163i, c\u0103 mi s-au lungit urechile de foame cu s\u0103l\u0103\u0163icile tale \u015fi nu mai am sus\u0163inere \u00een diafragm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ca o femeie deziluzionat\u0103 \u00een amor, care decide c\u0103 to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt pORkI, Cez\u0103rel al nostru sedus \u015fi abandonat s-a transformat \u00een marele opresor de femei. \u015ei a decis c\u0103 el e cel cu s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163a vijelioas\u0103, care pl\u0103te\u015fte chilo\u0163ii, \u00een ideea c\u0103 a\u015fa, poate-poate, c\u00e2nd d\u0103 altul s\u0103 \u0163i-i scoat\u0103, te trece un fior de remu\u015fcare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Delia, \u0103\u015ftia sunt cei care te latr\u0103. Ignorol forte & do your thing, girl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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