{"id":2395,"date":"2010-08-05T12:07:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T09:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2395"},"modified":"2010-08-05T12:07:56","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T09:07:56","slug":"mersul-trenurilor-dupa-ezechiel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mersul-trenurilor-dupa-ezechiel\/","title":{"rendered":"Mersul trenurilor dupa Ezechiel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Salut! Io-s Ostap Bender si Lorena ma lasa sa scriu de azi pe-aici. Noa asa.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00cen tren, spre Cluj, plin de \u015fni\u0163ele \u015fi zacusc\u0103 \u00een geant\u0103 (saco\u015f\u0103, \u00een pula mea), m\u0103 a\u015fez \u00een compartiment \u015fi \u00eemi deschid laptopul. \u00cemi deschid o pul\u0103, c\u0103 \u00een &#8217;95 \u00eemi puteam deschide maxim o conserv\u0103. Puteam s\u0103 zic \u201e o carte \u201d da&#8217; noa.<br \/>\nO b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 de maxim 200 de ani, cu haine multe, grele \u015fi cu mirosuri multe \u015fi grele se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. Simpatic\u0103, cu multe noduri la basmau\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 unde merg, la cine \u015fi de ce nu r\u0103spund. Nu auzeam c\u0103 eram cu cartea \u00een urechi. Am auzit doar unghiera lu \u0103la care face biletele \u015fi vocea babei: \u201eDomnu, dac\u0103 stau pe locul \u0103sta, m\u0103 ridica cineva?\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; Da ce crezi, m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103, c\u0103 io-s Nostradamus? raspunde controlorul \u0219ugub\u0103\u021b.<\/p>\n<p>Baba coboar\u0103 undeva aproape de satul ei cu cimitir frumos \u00eengrijit \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n singur.<\/p>\n<p>Intr\u0103 o \u0163iganc\u0103 gras\u0103 cu un copil ur\u00e2t. Gras\u0103 \u00een sensul c\u0103 era de dou\u0103 ori mai gras\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00ee\u0163i imaginezi tu. \u015ei copilul era de dou\u0103 ori mai ur\u00e2t. Ne mondenizam \u015fi ne compliment\u0103m reciproc p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, brusc, \u0163iganca scoate o \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi groas\u0103 c\u0103 un parizer de-\u0103la de neam prost cu un sf\u00e2rc negru \u015fi ur\u00e2t c\u0103 un \u015ftu\u0163 ruginit. B\u0103i \u015fi se porne\u015fte s\u0103-l fug\u0103reasc\u0103 pe \u0103la mic prin compartiment ca\u201d ia \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 cre\u015fti mare!\u201d \u0102la micu creca era de dus \u00een armat\u0103 c\u0103 deja avea musta\u0163\u0103. Mai degrab\u0103 ar fi ie\u015fit la o \u0163igar\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ia \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu \u00eei dau lu&#8217; domnu&#8217;! \u00ce\u015fi \u00eentinde furtunu c\u0103tre gura mea \u015fi \u00eemi \u015fopte\u015fte complice: \u201eFa-te c\u0103 iei!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la Cluj, \u0103la micu&#8217; s-o c\u0103cat pe el.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut! Io-s Ostap Bender si Lorena ma lasa sa scriu de azi pe-aici. Noa asa. \u00cen tren, spre Cluj, plin de \u015fni\u0163ele \u015fi zacusc\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}