{"id":23953,"date":"2022-10-27T10:21:47","date_gmt":"2022-10-27T07:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23953"},"modified":"2022-10-27T10:22:28","modified_gmt":"2022-10-27T07:22:28","slug":"felicitari-connect-r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/felicitari-connect-r\/","title":{"rendered":"Felicit\u0103ri, Connect-R!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cei care citi\u0163i de ceva timp acest blog \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 sora voastr\u0103 e foarte prompt\u0103 \u015fi harnic\u0103 \u00een a pune punctul pe 1, c\u00e2nd un ciumete misogin din showbizul rom\u00e2nesc mai declar\u0103 o t\u00e2mpenie despre femei. \u015ei nu doar c\u0103 pune punctul pe i. Ci o d\u0103 la mu** lung \u015fi ap\u0103sat, \u00eei plimb\u0103 ginga\u015f dildoul pe la bot, apoi \u00eel penetreaz\u0103 brusc p\u00e2n\u0103-n amigdale. S\u0103 simt\u0103 \u0103la c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fte, dac\u0103 tot \u015fi-a dorit suspans. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Numai c\u0103, dac\u0103 d\u0103m cu biciul c\u00e2nd un mascul se poart\u0103 aiurea, trebuie s\u0103 fim fair play \u015fi s\u0103 remarc\u0103m c\u00e2nd, accidental, unul se poart\u0103 decent \u015fi civilizat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar acest om este, \u00een ipostaza de tip divor\u0163at, Connect-R. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen \u0163ara asta, c\u00e2nd un b\u0103rbat divor\u0163eaz\u0103, de obicei nu e niciodat\u0103 vina lui. El era minunat, fabulos \u015fi nemaiv\u0103zut de uand\u0103rful, nasol cu c**a aia preten\u0163ioas\u0103, care avea obr\u0103znicia de a-i da uneori aspiratorul pe m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi a-i cere s\u00e2mb\u0103ta s-o duc\u0103 cu ma\u015fina la Auchan, pentru m\u00e2ncarea familiei pe urm\u0103toarea s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ba, \u015foc, \u00eei \u015fi cerea uneori s\u0103 cure\u0163e un cartof. Apoi, vai, dup\u0103 ce a f\u0103cut copiii care-i poart\u0103 lui numele, a avut tupeul s\u0103 se \u00eengra\u015fe, nesim\u0163ita. \u015ei eventual s\u0103 aib\u0103 un job mai bine pl\u0103tit dec\u00e2t al lui. \u015ei da, era isteric\u0103, nebun\u0103, cic\u0103litoare, iar el, un biet sf\u00e2nt care st\u0103tea ca ficusul pe canapea la meci sau la jocuri toat\u0103 ziua. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0102sta e discursul clasic al divor\u0163atului rom\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar Connect-R iese \u00een public cu un discurs cu totul diferit. Spune despre fosta lui so\u0163ie c\u0103 este <strong>&#8220;o mam\u0103 des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103 \u0219i o so\u021bie incredibil\u0103, pe care, uite, recunosc, nu am meritat-o \u0219i nici nu o s-o merit vreodat\u0103. Este o femeie impecabil\u0103.&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u015fa da, m\u0103i. Bravo. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, unul care recunoa\u015fte. \u015ei eu chiar \u00eel cred, pentru c\u0103 Misha eman\u0103 un vibe de om bun, cald \u015fi sufletist, care probabil c\u0103 a dat tot ce putea ea mai bun \u00een acea c\u0103s\u0103torie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;P\u0103i, da, Lorena, dar probabil c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se \u00eempace&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>OK. C\u00e2\u0163i gigei nu ar vrea s\u0103 se \u00eempace cu fostele lor, dar, pentru c\u0103 nu au maturitatea s\u0103-\u015fi admit\u0103 gre\u015felile, o ard tot pe arogan\u0163\u0103 b\u0103\u015fit\u0103, detestabil\u0103 \u015fi vomitiv\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai zice Connect-R: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>&#8220;Dac\u0103 mai po\u021bi schimba ceva \u00een c\u0103snicia ta, o po\u021bi face chiar acum! Dac\u0103 ai \u00eencercat tot, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 nu divor\u021bezi \u0219i de copil! El vede diferit lucrurile! Acas\u0103 nu e un c\u0103min, nici cl\u0103dire, nici bucurie, nici extaz! Acas\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 pace, \u00eenseamn\u0103 o con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>E\u0219ti so\u021b, so\u021bie, e\u0219ti p\u0103rinte, e\u0219ti copil, dar mai presus de toate e\u0219ti Dragoste, iar copilul t\u0103u are nevoie de ea! De desp\u0103r\u021bit nu v-a\u021bi desp\u0103r\u021bit voi doi, ci egourile voastre! Nu fi un ego \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103 de copilul t\u0103u!<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vocea \u00een\u0163elepciunii \u015fi a maturit\u0103\u0163ii. Vocea asum\u0103rii. Iat\u0103 cum \u00eel scoatem pe Connect-R din categoria &#8220;purt\u0103tor ilegal de p**&#8221; \u015fi \u00eel trecem la categoria &#8220;b\u0103rbat&#8221;. Specie pe cale de dispari\u0163ie nu din cauza faptului c\u0103 unii se penseaz\u0103 \u015fi al\u0163ii poart\u0103 pantaloni mula\u0163i, ci din cauza prostiei \u00eeng\u00e2mfate, a toxicit\u0103\u0163ii gratuite \u015fi a narcisismului celor care au impresia c\u0103 a fi b\u0103rbat \u00eenseamn\u0103 a avea un mo\u0163 de carne \u00een plus \u015fi un chef infinit de har\u0163\u0103, de jigniri \u015fi de b\u0103taie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bravo, \u015etefane. Dac\u0103 ar exista mai mul\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163i-vedete cu un discurs public ca al t\u0103u, \u015fi milioanele de gigei ar avea modele de bun sim\u0163 dup\u0103 care s\u0103-\u015fi alinieze comportamentul, am putea \u015fi noi s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m defensa \u00een cui \u015fi s\u0103 fim &#8220;delicate, ginga\u015fe&#8221; \u015fi alte chestii de genul. 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