Acum, la chio\u015fcuri.<\/p>\n
\u00cen acest num\u0103r, datorit\u0103 vacan\u0163ei de var\u0103, am prestat doar doo materiale.<\/p>\n
1) Interviul cu Gotan Project. C\u00e2nd i-am zis “Muzic\u0103 de futut”, cititorii mei fideli mi-au repro\u015fat c\u0103 e \u00een bulgar\u0103, sau a\u015fa ceva. Nevr\u00e2nd s\u0103 scriu \u00een bulgar\u0103, interviul nu se mai nume\u015fte “Muzic\u0103 de futut”, ci complet altfel. \ud83d\ude00 Se nume\u015fte “Muzic\u0103-afrodisiac”.<\/p>\n
2) Un reportaj al c\u0103rui making-of ar putea fi mai tare dec\u00e2t \u00eensu\u015fi materialul finit. De mult nu am mai r\u00e2s at\u00e2t f\u0103c\u00e2nd un reportaj. Se nume\u015fte “S\u0103rut\u0103-mi monitorul” \u015fi e un soi de fars\u0103-a-lui-Buzdugan. Dup\u0103 ce m-am dat catindat\u0103 la postul de detectiv particoler \u00een “Raport de investiga\u0163ie” sau fan\u0103 a fotbalului \u00een “C\u00e2nd fotbalul \u0163ine loc de sex”, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 am f\u0103cut pe proasta care vrea s\u0103 se angajeze la videochat. Sunam din redac\u0163ie \u015fi adoptam un ton m\u00e2\u0163\u00e2it:<\/p>\n
-Bun\u0103 ziua, am v\u0103zut anun\u0163ul din ziar…
\n-A\u0163i mai lucrat?
\n-Nu. Dar e ceva cu uebcam, sau a\u015fa ceva, nu?
\n(Aici, domnul Boerescu \u015fi C\u0103t\u0103lin Mih\u0103il\u0103 erau deja pe jos de r\u00e2s).
\n-Domni\u015foar\u0103… cum te nume\u015fti?
\n-Cerasela.
\n-P\u0103i, Cerasela, aici te dezbraci \u015fi dansezi sexy pentru clien\u0163ii de pe Internet.
\n-Serios? Tre’ s\u0103 scot tot? Adic\u0103 tot-tot?
\n-Da normal!! \u015etii engleza?
\n-Engleza? P\u0103i am f\u0103cut la liceu.
\n-Bun, merge, c\u0103 nu te \u00eentreab\u0103 \u0103ia cine \u015ftie ce. Ar\u0103\u0163i bine?
\n-\u0102\u0103\u0103, nu \u015ftiu. Vre\u0163i s\u0103 vin p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo, s\u0103 m\u0103 vede\u0163i?<\/p>\n
A\u015fa am fost la “job interview” \u00een patru studiouri diferite, am vorbit cu oamenii, le-am pus \u00eentreb\u0103ri indiscrete \u015fi m-am distrat copios de r\u0103spunsuri. Rezultatul, \u00een Playboy de august. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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