{"id":23975,"date":"2022-10-30T11:20:36","date_gmt":"2022-10-30T08:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=23975"},"modified":"2022-10-30T11:30:10","modified_gmt":"2022-10-30T08:30:10","slug":"ce-inseamna-gigel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-inseamna-gigel\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 gigel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 de multe ori s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe &#8211; \u00een general un b\u0103rbat, pentru c\u0103 femeile se prind imediat de ce un individ e gigel &#8211; &#8220;Lorena, dar de ce \u00eei nume\u015fti pe b\u0103rba\u0163i gigei&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu nu \u00eei numesc pe b\u0103rba\u0163i gigei. Exist\u0103 o subcategorie demn\u0103 de aceast\u0103 titulatur\u0103, \u015fi niciodat\u0103 nu confund un gigel cu un nongigel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi, exist\u0103 \u015fi \u0103ia \u00een care se umfl\u0103 t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163a de furie c\u00e2nd \u00eei numesc gigei, de\u015fi nu fac nimic s\u0103-\u015fi modifice comportamentul, educa\u0163ia, calitatea uman\u0103 \u00een general, ca s\u0103 ias\u0103 din conduita de gigei \u015fi s\u0103 merite o porecl\u0103 mai fin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Termenul gigel a ap\u0103rut \u00een vocabularul meu de nevoie. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2018, c\u00e2nd a inventat Facebook restric\u0163iile de c\u00e2te o lun\u0103, era pl\u0103cerea mea s\u0103 le spun pe \u015fleau: M\u00e2rlani. Sc\u00e2rbe. Cocalari. Gher\u0163oi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ghinion, nu merit\u0103 niciunul dintre consumurile astea inutile de biomas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 30 de zile de zucc, \u00een care s\u0103 nu \u00eemi pot promova contentul \u015fi s\u0103 pierd bani \u015fi contracte, \u015fi atunci, de voie, dar mai mult de nevoie, am ales un substantiv propriu, pe care Facebook s\u0103 nu-l poat\u0103 bana, c\u0103 na, e un nume. Gigel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Femeilor nu trebuie s\u0103 le explic care dintre b\u0103rba\u0163i e un gigel \u015fi care nu, c\u0103 se prind \u015fi singure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar cum b\u0103rba\u0163ii au nevoie mereu de explica\u0163ii, iat\u0103 ce define\u015fte un gigel: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Impresia superiorit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar \u015fi \u00een domenii la care nu se pricepe, gigelul are impresia c\u0103 de\u0163inerea unui p**s \u00eel situeaz\u0103 automat mai presus. De aceea are impresia c\u0103 te poate \u015fcoli despre followeri, de\u015fi el are 14, printre care m\u0103-sa \u015fi cei trei copii, iar tu 60.000. Cei asuma\u0163i. Mai sunt \u015fi cei care te citesc zi de zi ca pe sf\u00e2nta scriptur\u0103, dar nu dau like paginii tale \u015fi nici follow, uite-a\u015fa de-al naibii. De aceea are impresia c\u0103 te poate \u015fcoli despre cum s\u0103 scrii, de\u015fi el a scris trei poezii \u00een liceu, iar tu \u0163ii de zece ani un blog care a dep\u0103\u015fit multe, multe perioade devastatoare pe social media. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un nongigel cam \u015ftie la ce se pricepe \u015fi la ce nu, \u015fi \u00een general vede obiectiv ce rezultate po\u0163i livra, \u015fi nu \u015fi-ar permite s\u0103-\u0163i vorbeasc\u0103 de sus \u00eentr-un domeniu \u00een care rezultatele tale sunt vizibil peste ce ar putea produce el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Pove\u0163ele cretine \u015fi nesolicitate <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gigelul e un gher\u0163oi care a crescut \u00eentr-o familie infect\u0103 de gher\u0163oi \u00een care m\u0103-sa freca toat\u0103 ziua \u015fi ta-su venea beat de la munc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei ardea vreo dou\u0103 m\u0103-sii pentru c\u0103 n-a pus destul\u0103 sare \u00een ciorb\u0103. De acolo a deprins tactica \u00eenjosirii. \u015ei cum nu are no\u0163iunea raporturilor sociale, are impresia c\u0103 orice femeie, chiar \u015fi una pe care n-o cunoa\u015fte, are obliga\u0163ia s\u0103 fie m\u0103-sa, iar el o poate brutaliza verbal cum f\u0103cea ta-su. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De aceea \u00eel vezi aber\u00e2nd despre cum ar trebui tu s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 faci copii, s\u0103 treci la crati\u0163\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 nu mai fii artist\u0103, c\u0103 azi to\u0163i v\u0103 crede\u0163i vedete \u015fi blabla. Nu, nu te cunoa\u015fte. Nu, nu e \u00eendeajuns de inteligent s\u0103 con\u015ftientizeze c\u0103 oamenii diferi\u0163i au priorit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi nevoi diferite, iar f\u0103tatul nu e obligatoriu pe lista ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faptul c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat care nu \u015ftie nimic despre tine are pove\u0163e cli\u015feice de evul mediu e dovada cert\u0103 c\u0103 avem de a face cu un gher\u0163oi infect, aka un gigel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Aluziile sexuale nejustificate <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu nu am cont pe nici o re\u0163ea de hookup pentru c\u0103, obiectiv \u015fi sincer,  bleaaaks. Dar gigelul nu are un num\u0103r \u00eendeajuns de mare de neuroni s\u0103 se prind\u0103 c\u0103, pentru a se da la o femeie, e nevoie ca \u015fi aia s\u0103 vrea. \u015ei \u00eencepe s\u0103 se bage \u00een seam\u0103 libidinos, cu aluzii vomitive, cu o familiaritate dezgust\u0103toare. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, gigeii \u0103ia sunt cea mai bun\u0103 campanie antiavort. La modul \u00een care, dac\u0103 \u0163i-e sc\u00e2rb\u0103 de \u00eens\u0103\u015fi no\u0163iunea de f**t \u00een urma interac\u0163iunii sc\u00e2rboase cu \u0103\u015ftia, \u015fansele sarcinii \u015fi implicit ale avortului dispar de la sine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi, gigelul e animalul \u0103la prost care nu a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at acas\u0103 c\u0103, \u00eenainte s\u0103 de bagi \u00een seam\u0103 \u00een mesageria privat\u0103 a cuiva, verifici dac\u0103 e ok. Dac\u0103 nu cuno\u015fti persoana, nu te apuci s\u0103 suni audio sau video. C\u0103 poate rev\u0103d Forrest Gump \u00eentr-un tricou vechi cu un festival de teatru din 2013 \u015fi nu am nimic de ar\u0103tat publicului larg \u00een acele momente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Preten\u0163ia ca tu s\u0103 supor\u0163i \u00eenjosire<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vine un animal, te jigne\u015fte. Sau relatezi tu pe social media \u00een ce moduri te-a jignit un animal. Hopa \u015fi gigel, s\u0103 te mustre tot pe tine c\u0103 prin ac\u0163iunile tale promovezi ura, nu iubirea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0103i dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 promova\u0163i iubirea, f**-v\u0103-n gur\u0103 de mizerii jenante, ce ar fi s\u0103 \u00eencepe\u0163i prin a oferi respect, decen\u0163\u0103, \u015fi tratament egal, ca s\u0103 nu am eu ce s\u0103 relatez? C\u0103 da, dac\u0103 \u00eemi face\u0163i o mizerie pe care, dac\u0103 a\u015f fi b\u0103rbat, nu mi-a\u0163i fi f\u0103cut-o, e sexism \u015fi treaba mea e s\u0103 \u00eel denun\u0163 p\u00e2n\u0103 dispare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu e treaba mea s\u0103 fac temenele ad\u00e2nci la c*\u0163i cu ochi. \u015ei un nongigel \u00een\u0163elege din prima. Un gigel gui\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 nu e\u015fti o doamn\u0103 \u00een timp ce el \u00ee\u015fi rezerv\u0103 monopol pe grosol\u0103nie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Posteaz\u0103 mizerii despre femei <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu pe paginile mele, sau \u00een discu\u0163iile mele private, nu voi permite ever s\u0103 vin\u0103 un gher\u0163oi s\u0103 nege calit\u0103\u0163ile unei actri\u0163e, unei scriitoare, unei politiciene, unei orice altceva, pe simple considerente sexiste. Sau abera\u0163ii de genul: Merita\u0163i s\u0103 fi\u0163i trimise \u00een Iran, s\u0103 vede\u0163i cum e acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta, sunt cet\u0103\u0163ean deplin al acestei \u0163\u0103ri, cu drepturi egale, cotizant cu impozite \u00een cuantum egal, prin urmare, nu ai nici o autoritate s\u0103 stabile\u015fti tu ce merit sau s\u0103 m\u0103 trimi\u0163i nu \u015ftiu unde. Genul \u0103sta de discurs arat\u0103 doar c\u00e2t de sp\u0103lat pe creier e\u015fti \u00een privin\u0163a femeilor \u015fi faptul c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu ai \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu oameni, nu cu o subspecie c\u00e2\u015ftigat\u0103 la belciuge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Insisten\u0163a<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar dac\u0103 tu i-ai explicat lui gigel, simplu \u015fi clar, cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 un anumit lucru, \u015fi anume topicul post\u0103rii tale, pe care l-ai studiat \u00eenainte s\u0103 scrii despre el, gigel nu admite c\u0103 nu are dreptate, pentru c\u0103 prostul, dac\u0103 nu e \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nat ca un cat\u00e2r, \u00een mod cert nu e prost destul. \u015ei insist\u0103, \u015fi insist\u0103, \u015fi insist\u0103, \u015fi de la un punct \u00eencolo, divagheaz\u0103 \u00een diverse, \u015fi devine din ce \u00een ce mai agresiv, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 te enervezi \u015fi de la un punct \u00eencolo, i-o iei pe m\u0103-sa la p&#8230;, s\u0103 aib\u0103 ce raporta, pentru c\u0103, de\u015fi ur\u0103\u015fte snoufleic\u015fii, gigel e cel mai snoufleic \u015fi extrem de r\u0103nit c\u0103 tu nu e\u015fti o doamn\u0103, chit c\u0103 el se comport\u0103 ca un gher\u0163oi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei last, but not least, <strong>arogan\u0163a<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nici un om cu adev\u0103rat valoros nu are nevoie s\u0103 se umfle \u00een pene. Faptele \u015fi crea\u0163iile lui vorbesc despre el. De cum m\u0103 iei cu atitudinea de tip &#8220;nu \u015ftii tu nimic, uite cine mi-s eu&#8221;, ai eticheta gigel lipit\u0103 pe frunte. M-ai pierdut \u015fi nu mai avem ce discuta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cam \u0103sta e gigel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 nu te reg\u0103se\u015fti \u00een descriere, termenul gigel nu \u0163i se aplic\u0103 \u0163ie. M\u0103 repet: <strong>DAC\u0102 NU TE REG\u0102SE\u015eTI \u00ceN DESCRIERE, TERMENUL GIGEL NU \u0162I SE APLIC\u0102 \u0162IE. <\/strong>O repet pentru c\u0103 simt venind din nou cincisprezece de #notallmen. Iar eu nu am spus nic\u0103ieri #allmen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 te reg\u0103se\u015fti, \u00een loc s\u0103 ragi la mine c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i spun gigel, vezi ce po\u0163i repara la subpunctele de mai sus. Nota bene: nu \u0163i-a\u015f spune gigel \u00eentr-o social media liber\u0103. \u0162i-a\u015f spune gher\u0163oi. Cocalar. T\u00e2rlete. Jeg. Pentru c\u0103, obiectiv, nu am nici un motiv s\u0103 te suport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<br>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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