{"id":2401,"date":"2010-08-05T12:14:03","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T09:14:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2401"},"modified":"2010-08-05T12:14:03","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T09:14:03","slug":"cand-n-am-chef-de-munca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-n-am-chef-de-munca\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd n-am chef de munc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stau, \u00eenv\u00e2rt linguri\u0163a \u00een cana de cafea \u015fi a\u015ftept s\u0103 \u00eemi vin\u0103. Am mult-mult-mult de lucru azi.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-mi vin\u0103, deschid un Minesweeper. Fac un timp record de 165 de secunde la tabela mare, mult peste cele 167 de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Oare o exista un Guinness Record pentru cel mai rapid Minesweeperist? \u015ei m\u0103 \u00eentorc la munc\u0103. Da&#8217; tot n-am chef.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 duc p\u00e2n\u0103 la col\u0163 s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r un baton de Snickers. Nu e batonul norocos, cu premiul cel mare. E nec\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tor. \u015ei nici chef de munc\u0103 nu \u00eemi aduce.<\/p>\n<p>Deschid youtube, s\u0103 \u00eemi amintesc versurile unui c\u00e2ntec pe care \u00eel tot fredonez de c\u00e2teva zile. &#8220;Who&#8217;s your daddy? Yes, I am!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>E \u0103sta:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1IqH3uliwJY?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Cherry Poppin&#8217; Daddies. T\u0103ticii care sparg cire\u015fici. Asta \u00eemi aminte\u015fte de un film de pe youporn. Nu dau link dec\u00e2t \u00eentre orele 00.00 &#8211; 5.00, precum Cabral. Ba nu, mi-e lene s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc la 5.00 doar s\u0103 \u015fterg linkul. Mai simplu e s\u0103 nu \u00eel pun deloc. M\u0103 uit c\u00e2t m\u0103 uit \u015fi la \u0103la, apoi \u00eenchid repede, s\u0103 nu vad\u0103 careva la ce m\u0103 uit.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei tot nu am chef de munc\u0103. Intru la mine pe blog, \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 s-a mai zbor\u015fit careva la mine, s\u0103 am asupra cui s\u0103-mi v\u0103rs nervii acumula\u0163i pe propria lene. Aiurea! Lini\u015fte ca la priveghi. Dau pe messenger de <!--more-->Ostap Bender:<br \/>\n-B\u0103, vrei s\u0103 scrii \u015fi tu pe blogul meu? M\u0103car s\u0103 aib\u0103 Marghioala un motiv \u00eentemeiat s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 la melodie, s\u0103 nu am senza\u0163ia c\u0103 sunt agresat\u0103 pe nemeritate?<br \/>\n-Sure, zice el.<\/p>\n<p>Deci e iar blog \u00een doi. Dar eu \u00een continuare nu am chef de munc\u0103. Dau ni\u015fte mailuri, un telefon. Inutil. Dau drumul la profm dance, s\u0103 m\u0103 energizeze, \u015fi \u00eemi fac a nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2ta cafea. M\u0103 sun\u0103 unii s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 apar \u00eentr-un videoclip low-budget. Nu vreau, vreau doar s\u0103 muncesc. Ba nu, vreau s\u0103 am chef s\u0103 muncesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stau, \u00eenv\u00e2rt linguri\u0163a \u00een cana de cafea \u015fi a\u015ftept s\u0103 \u00eemi vin\u0103. Am mult-mult-mult de lucru azi. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-mi vin\u0103, deschid un Minesweeper. 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