{"id":24048,"date":"2022-11-14T11:37:54","date_gmt":"2022-11-14T08:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24048"},"modified":"2022-11-14T11:37:58","modified_gmt":"2022-11-14T08:37:58","slug":"posta-redactiei-pisica-imprevizibila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-pisica-imprevizibila\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei: Pisica imprevizibil\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimi(te)\u021bi problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103 remunerat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Subliniez: dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 scriu despre, nu-mi trimite o po\u015ft\u0103 a redac\u0163iei cu amendamentul \u201cdar vreau r\u0103spuns privat\u201d, dup\u0103 ce am citit un \u00eentreg roman fluviu. Exist\u0103 dou\u0103 op\u0163iuni: vrei formatul \u0103sta, sau \u00eemi recompensezi timpul. Merci de \u00een\u0163elegere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scrisorica de azi spune a\u015fa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bun\u0103, Lore, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt tip, 26 de ani, \u015fi am adoptat recent o pisic\u0103. E o pisic\u0103 frumoas\u0103, alb\u0103, cu o singur\u0103 pat\u0103 maro deschis pe burt\u0103, foarte frumoas\u0103. \u00cen majoritatea timpului e bl\u00e2nd\u0103, \u00eei place s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103, st\u0103 \u00een bra\u0163e, dar uneori e violent\u0103 \u015fi mu\u015fc\u0103. Mu\u015fc\u0103 r\u0103u, cu urme. Ce s\u0103 fac? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te pup, mi\u015fto rubric\u0103, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Uneori” nu e suficient. Trebuie s\u0103-mi dai mai multe detalii. Pisica nu e femeie, ca atunci c\u00e2nd o enervezi s\u0103 dai vina tot pe ea \u015fi s\u0103 pretinzi c\u0103 are o zi proast\u0103. Pisica nu pune botul la manipulare ieftin\u0103 \u015fi gaslighting. O enervezi, te mu\u015fc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai s\u0103 trecem \u00een revist\u0103 principalele situa\u0163ii \u00een care poate s\u0103 mu\u015fte: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

a) Dac\u0103 doarme \u015fi tu vii s-o dr\u0103g\u0103le\u015fti cu sila. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 scuzi, dar are dreptate. Nici \u0163ie nu \u0163i-ar conveni s\u0103 dormi lini\u015ftit \u015fi s\u0103 vin\u0103 King Kong s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 se joace cu tine. Poate c\u0103 tu nu ai mu\u015fca, pentru c\u0103 tu con\u015ftientizezi c\u0103 e\u015fti un prichindel \u015fi King Kong e mare, dar fiecare pisic\u0103 e un tigru \u00een mintea ei, \u015fi nu suport\u0103 s\u0103-i fie deranjat\u0103 odihna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

b) Dac\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een retragere, sub pat sau \u00eentr-un sertar \u015fi tu vii s-o dr\u0103g\u0103le\u015fti cu sila. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vezi explica\u0163ia de la punctul precedent, cu un amendament: cele mai multe pisici au nevoie de me-time. Nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba de ce, c\u0103 nu sunt eu Tat\u0103l Nostru F\u0103c\u0103torul celor V\u0103zute \u015fi Nev\u0103zute, ci un biet om care iube\u015fte pisici \u015fi le vede c\u0103, \u00een unele momente, au o setare de “do not disturb”. Ca la hotel. Pui placa cu DND \u015fi \u015ftie tanti de serviciu c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 te lase s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i numeri pilozitatea netulburat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Problema e c\u0103 pisica nu are placa de DND. De aceea are st\u0103p\u00e2nul nevoie de mai mult creier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisica nu e c\u00e2ine. Pisica nu se adapteaz\u0103 complet toanelor \u015fi nevoilor tale. Dac\u0103 ai nevoie de un animal care s\u0103 treac\u0103 peste toanele lui pentru ale tale, ia un c\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

c) Dac\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i \u015fi se satur\u0103 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

O pisic\u0103 iubitoare vine la tine s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat\u0103. Se alint\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi lipe\u015fte capul de tine, se pune cu burta \u00een sus, toarce. Dar de la un punct \u00eencolo \u00ee\u015fi face plinul de m\u00e2ng\u00e2ieri, ca rezervorul unei ma\u015fini \u015fi \u00eencepe, \u00eent\u00e2i finu\u0163. \u00ce\u0163i \u00eempinge m\u00e2na, nu mai toarce, se retrage. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti genul care nu \u00een\u0163elege ideea de refuz \u015fi de stop, o s\u0103 te zg\u00e2rie \u015fi o s\u0103 te mu\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 afli. Pentru c\u0103 pisica e profesor magna cum laude de consim\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt. Dac\u0103 am zis “nu”, e “nu”, iar dac\u0103 am zis “stop”, e “stop”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici mai e un caz: pisica \u00ee\u0163i arat\u0103 burtica, dar te mu\u015fc\u0103 dac\u0103 i-o m\u00e2ng\u00e2i. Burtica \u00een sus e un semn de prietenie \u015fi vulnerabilitate. Ideea foarte proast\u0103 e s\u0103 iei oferta de bun\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 pui m\u00e2na acolo. E ca atunci c\u00e2nd e\u015fti la un date, ea scoate portofelul s\u0103 se ofere s\u0103-\u015fi pl\u0103teasc\u0103 partea, dar dac\u0103 accep\u0163i, ai belit p*** \u015fi urm\u0103torul date nu va exista. Burta expus\u0103 a pisicii e ca portofelul expus la femei. Semn c\u0103 exist\u0103 posibilitatea, dar explorarea concret\u0103 a numitei posibilit\u0103\u0163i se las\u0103 cu haimar\u015fdreq. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

D) Joac\u0103 insuficient\u0103<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pisicile sunt animale energice \u015fi pline de via\u0163\u0103, v\u00e2n\u0103tori din instinct. Dar la tine la dou\u0103 sau trei camere \u00een Dristor (glum\u0103\u0103\u0103, nu \u015ftiu unde st\u0103 b\u0103iatul \u0103sta), nu au ce v\u00e2na. \u015ei atunci, energia lor neconsumat\u0103 se traduce \u00een agresiune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce facem? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u0103spuns: Ne juc\u0103m cu ele p\u00e2n\u0103 obosesc. Lu\u0103m un b\u0103\u0163, leg\u0103m un ghemotoc sau o pan\u0103 de cap\u0103t cu o floar\u0103 \u015fi alerg\u0103m pisica p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd obose\u015fte. Ne juc\u0103m ascunselea. Ne juc\u0103m orice joc care presupune ca m\u00e2\u0163ul s\u0103 alerge, s\u0103 v\u00e2neze, s\u0103 living la vida loca, cum spunea poetul nepereche Ricky Martin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E) Ui\u0163i s-o hr\u0103ne\u015fti la timp<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e\u015fti tu c\u00e2nd \u0163i-e foame, spune o reclam\u0103 celebr\u0103. OK, pisicile sunt la fel. C\u00e2nd le e foame, redevin fiare furibunde \u015fi fioroase, ca str\u0103mo\u015fii lor care devorau animale mici \u00een jungl\u0103. Scoate plicule\u0163ul \u0103la de m\u00e2ncare umed\u0103 \u015fi las-o \u00een pace s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, nu c\u0103uta s-o enervezi mai mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F) Dac\u0103 mu\u015fc\u0103 din senin<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 un motiv bine \u00eentemeiat, de parc\u0103 ar fi hater de Lorena Lupu \u00eenjur\u00e2nd pe pagina ei doar pentru c\u0103 e prost – mergi cu ea la un veterinar competent \u015fi devotat. Poate fi un semn al unei boli ascunse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam astea sunt situa\u0163iile care \u00eemi trec acum prin cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sper c\u0103 \u0163i-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i place aceast\u0103 rubric\u0103, po\u0163i s-o \u015fi sus\u0163ii. Popii au cutia milei, noi avem cutia onestit\u0103\u0163ii.\u00a0Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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