S\u0103 nu-l v\u0103d pe porcul \u0103la odios \u015fi sinistru, care mi-a distrus cei mai frumo\u015fi ani de via\u0163\u0103 oblig\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 adun cutii goale de bere \u015fi ciorapi \u00eempu\u0163i\u0163i de pe podea. Dar \u015ftii ce \u00eempu\u0163i\u0163i erau ciorapii lui, fat\u0103? Dac\u0103 \u00eei miroseau francezii, le venea o idee de un sortiment nou de br\u00e2nz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cine, m\u0103, t\u00e2r\u00e2tura aia mincinoas\u0103? M\u0103 \u00eentreb pe ce prafuri nesfinte eram c\u00e2nd mi-am udat-o \u00een ea, giz\u0103z. At\u00e2t de proast\u0103, b\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. \u015ei se mai \u015fi credea frumoas\u0103. Da, frumoas\u0103 cu limba rus\u0103, s\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103-sa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mam\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 ur\u0103. Ajungi s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi de ce s-au suportat \u0103\u015ftia at\u00e2ta timp, dac\u0103 le era at\u00e2t de greu. De ce permiteau s\u0103 le fie distrus\u0103 via\u0163a cu at\u00e2ta generozitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus<\/strong>: C\u00e2nd se mai iau la ceart\u0103 \u015fi cu tine, pentru c\u0103 aud din varii surse c\u0103 ai fost la o cafea cu “porcul” sau cu “t\u00e2r\u00e2tura”, chit c\u0103 era \u00een interes strict profesional \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta, ei s-au desp\u0103r\u0163it, nu tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n B) Divor\u0163a\u0163ii fake <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n La polul opus se afl\u0103 \u0103ia care “r\u0103m\u00e2n prieteni”. \u015ei se laud\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea c\u00e2t de prieteni au r\u0103mas, c\u0103 doar oameni suntem cu to\u0163ii, \u015fi “eu nu-l vorbesc niciodat\u0103 pe Costel de r\u0103u”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar interac\u0163iunea e at\u00e2t de for\u0163at\u0103, de pref\u0103cut\u0103 \u015fi de fals\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t aproape c\u0103 \u0163i-e fric\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eendep\u0103rtezi. S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 piard\u0103 unul controlul \u015fi s\u0103-l sufoce pe cel\u0103lalt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Paradoxal, de\u015fi A se \u00eenjur\u0103 cu spume \u015fi B mimeaz\u0103 cu eforturi supranaturale c\u0103-s ok, impresia nerostit\u0103 e c\u0103 B se ur\u0103sc mult mai tare \u015fi mult mai profund dec\u00e2t A, numai c\u0103-i \u00eempiedic\u0103 varii interese s\u0103 se exprime. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C) Divor\u0163a\u0163ii milo\u015fi <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Uite, m\u0103, cum a ajuns \u0103sta, s\u0103racul, toate sunt \u015fifonate pe el. \u015etii c\u0103 pe c\u00e2nd era cu mine, avea mereu c\u0103ma\u015fa impecabil\u0103? Uite-o, m\u0103, pe am\u0103r\u00e2ta asta c\u0103 ia autobuzul. Nu mai are \u015fofer la scar\u0103 ca atunci c\u00e2nd o duceam eu unde voia ****a ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Divor\u0163atul sau divor\u0163ata care nu mai poate de mila celuilalt e \u00een general persoana mai afectat\u0103 de desp\u0103r\u0163ire. \u015ei evident c\u0103 nu e urm\u0103 de mil\u0103 acolo. E un fel de bucurie pervers\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103 la adresa faptului c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd nu mai e cu tine, cel\u0103lalt a picat cu capul \u00eenainte \u00een abisul falimentului \u015fi i s-a defectat \u015fi fierul de c\u0103lcat. Pentru c\u0103 necazul nu vine niciodat\u0103 singur. Dac\u0103 ar fi dup\u0103 mintea milosului, i-ar mai dori celuilalt \u015fi cancer, s\u0103 mai aib\u0103 un motiv de mil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n D) Divor\u0163a\u0163ii secreto\u015fi <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0102\u015ftia se despart f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 spun\u0103 nim\u0103nui nimic. Brusc, \u00eei vezi singuri. C\u00e2nd \u00eentrebi de cel\u0103lalt, nu-\u0163i spun c\u0103 e\u015fti pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 subiect, pentru c\u0103 nu mai e nimic acolo, ci “e la treburile lui \/ ei”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Uneori trec luni, sau ani, alteori prime\u015fti o invita\u0163ie la alt\u0103 nunt\u0103 \u015fi descoperi c\u0103 unul din miri e divor\u0163atul secretos \u015fi pe care \u00eel \u00eentrebai acum trei zile ce face fosta, c\u0103 nu-\u0163i indicase nimic c\u0103 e fost\u0103. \u015ei toat\u0103 lumea din jur: “Ce, m\u0103? Dar de c\u00e2nd e poligamia legal\u0103 \u00een \u0163ara asta?” <\/p>\n\n\n\n Senza\u0163ia mea cu \u0103\u015ftia e c\u0103 fie sunt introverti\u0163i \u015fi pur \u015fi simplu n-au chef s\u0103 dea raportul tuturor b\u0103g\u0103torilor \u00een seam\u0103 legat de treburile lor private, sau sunt cupluri care s-au desp\u0103r\u0163it de comun acord autentic, ambii s\u0103tui sau plictisi\u0163i de rela\u0163ie, \u015fi atunci nu au resentimente, s\u0103 spele rufele \u00een public. Sau sper\u0103 c\u0103 e o pauz\u0103 trec\u0103toare \u015fi se vor \u00eemp\u0103ca. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine invita\u0163ia la noua nunt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n E) Divor\u0163a\u0163ii bocitoare <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce m\u0103 faaac? Unde mai g\u0103sesc eu pe cineva s\u0103 m\u0103 iubeasc\u0103? Era sufletul meu pereche, bruhuhuhu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tu: P\u0103i, de vreme ce nu e aici, am zice c\u0103 nu era. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ba era, dar trece printr-o perioad\u0103 dificil\u0103. Sau nu \u015ftie ce e cu el \/ ea. Sau a fost influen\u0163at(\u0103) de m\u0103-sa \/ ta-su, etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tu: Baby, ai citit Romeo \u015fi Julieta? Toat\u0103 Verona \u00eei influen\u0163a s\u0103 nu fie \u00eempreun\u0103, c\u0103-s mafio\u0163i rivali, \u015fi tot au murit unul \u00een bra\u0163ele celuilalt. Crezi c\u0103 sufletul pereche e at\u00e2t de influen\u0163abil dac\u0103-i zice m\u0103-sa c\u0103 nu-i plac sarmalele tale? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tu nu \u015ftii nimic, via\u0163a mea s-a terminat, m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 arunc de la parter, m\u0103 duc la buc\u0103t\u0103rie s\u0103-mi \u00eempl\u00e2nt \u00een pieptul dezgolit linguroiul de lemn, s\u0103 se termine cumva aceast\u0103 durere sf\u00e2\u015fietoare, bruhuhuhu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Paradoxal, te pomene\u015fti c\u0103 empatizezi mut cu dezertorul \/ dezertoarea. Nimeni nu poate tr\u0103i 24 de ore pe zi, \u015fapte zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o interminabil\u0103 telenovel\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n F) Divor\u0163a\u0163ii femei independente \u015fi pline de bani<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, a plecat, pierderea lui \/ ei. Acum m\u0103car am oportunit\u0103\u0163i noi de explorat. Totul e ok, nu suf\u0103r, pe bune, mi-a f\u0103cut un bine. Am toat\u0103 via\u0163a \u00eenainte, \u015fi oricum \u015fi Jason Momoa \/ Angelina Jolie sunt single, acum e \u015fansa mea, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, m\u0103, nu-mi pas\u0103. Chiar nu-\u0163i bate capul. Sunt mai fericit(\u0103) ca oric\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u015ei exact ca \u00een cazul lui B, care \u00een mod vizibil au boal\u0103 unul pe cel\u0103lalt mult mai \u00eenfocat dec\u00e2t A, F sufer\u0103 \u00een mod vizibil mult mai mult dec\u00e2t E. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Voi ce tipologii de divor\u0163a\u0163i sunte\u0163i? 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