{"id":24101,"date":"2022-11-23T13:06:36","date_gmt":"2022-11-23T10:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24101"},"modified":"2022-11-23T13:06:39","modified_gmt":"2022-11-23T10:06:39","slug":"superoferta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/superoferta\/","title":{"rendered":"Superofert\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Scurt\u0103 parantez\u0103: mica scenet\u0103 care urmeaz\u0103 e inspirat\u0103 de o situa\u0163ie real\u0103. \u015ei jur pe ce vre\u0163i voi, mi-a\u015f fi dorit s\u0103 apuc s\u0103 fac print screen s\u0103 v\u0103 convinge\u0163i c\u0103 nu bag din top, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apuc, l-a \u00eenh\u0103\u0163at Facebook pe combatant pentru standardele comunit\u0103\u0163ii \u015fi i-a f\u0103cut comentariile disp\u0103rute. Eu nu f\u0103ceam print screenuri, \u00eel \u0163ineam de vorb\u0103 cu g\u00e2ndul la aceast\u0103 postare. \u015ei individul delira din ce \u00een ce mai fioros, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul c\u00e2nd Facebook l-a p\u00e2rlit, de data asta neraportat. Se pare c\u0103 uneori, c\u00e2nd gigel sare gardul Gr\u0103dinii Maicii Domnului cu prea mult av\u00e2nt. inteligen\u0163a artificial\u0103 se autosesizeaz\u0103 \u015fi ia m\u0103suri<\/strong> \u015fi singur\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua men\u0163iune: \u0103la era extrem, dar extrem de agramat, n-ar fi nimerit o cratim\u0103 la locul ei nici arunc\u00e2nd-o cu darts, \u00een schimb mi-e mie foarte lene s\u0103 scriu incorect fake. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: B\u0103i, voiam doar s\u0103-\u0163i spun c\u0103 e\u015fti foarte ur\u00e2t\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Gigel, vestea bun\u0103 e a\u015fa: c\u00e2t timp nu st\u0103 \u00een puterea ta s\u0103 \u00eemi avansezi sau s\u0103-mi refuzi un contract pl\u0103tit, p\u0103rerea ta despre lookul meu e c\u00e2t se poate de irelevant\u0103. \u015ei dup\u0103 mecl\u0103, pari genul care nu se duce la dentist c\u0103-i e mil\u0103 de bani. \u015ei nu cump\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103pun tot din mil\u0103 de bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: E\u015fti foarte ur\u00e2t\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Boss, am tratat-o deja pe asta, vezi mai sus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: Fac pariu c\u0103 nimeni nu te tufe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Asta deja nu mai intr\u0103 \u00een aria ta de interes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: Eu, unul, \u015ftiu sigur c\u0103 nu te-a\u015f tufe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: M\u0103 bucur tare s\u0103 aud, m\u0103car evi\u0163i o dezam\u0103gire \u00een dragoste. Nu e ca \u015fi cum te pa\u015fte vreo oportunitate de genul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: F\u0103, tu ai auzit c\u0103 nu te-a\u015f tufe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: F\u0103, tu ai auzit c\u0103 nu te p\u0103\u015ftea oricum vreo ocazie? C\u0103 mie \u00eemi plac oamenii c\u0103rora nu le \u015fuier\u0103 curen\u0163i subterani prin carii \u015fi din\u0163i lips\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: OK, poate te-a\u015f tufe cu 1.000 de dolari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Ai genul \u0103la de bani, gigel? Poate salariul t\u0103u pe ultimele cinci luni, dar l-ai spart deja pe vodc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: P\u0103i nu, f\u0103\u0103\u0103, tu s\u0103-mi dai mie 1.000 de dolari s\u0103 te tuf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Not\u0103 Lorena: scuze c\u0103 stric nara\u0163iunea, dar aici cred c\u0103 s-a autosesizat robo\u0163ic\u0103 ceva mai \u00eencolo, pentru c\u0103 v\u00e2nzarea de servicii sexuale e o chestie pentru care iei zuccuri ca la balamuc.) <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Gigele, din primii 1.000 de dolari care \u00eemi vin next time \u00eemi iau un GoPro \u015fi Fruity Loops All Plugins. Vezi s\u0103 nu dau eu vreodat\u0103 bani, \u015fi \u00een special pe un p\u00e2rlit ca tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: Ba o s\u0103-mi dai 1.000 de dolari s\u0103 te tuf, pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu te tufe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Mai cite\u015fte o dat\u0103 r\u0103spunsurile de mai sus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: 1.000 de dolari \u015fi accept o moo!e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: P\u0103i o iei gratis as we speak, gigel. \u015ei nu po\u0163i accepta ceva dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 cel\u0103lalt \u00ee\u0163i face o propunere ini\u0163ial. Iar asta nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla nici \u00een filme horror. Nu filmezi ca Go Pro, nu faci beaturi ca FL, iar ce ai tu de oferit nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 nici dac\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti tu cu suma aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: 1.000 de dolari \u015fi accept s\u0103 mi-o iei la lab\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Gigele, s\u0103 am eu genul \u0103la de timp de pierdut aiurea, pe mi\u015fc\u0103ri aproximativ similare a\u015f face un piure de cartofi \u015fi de \u0103la chiar m-a\u015f bucura, c\u0103 e preferatul meu din copil\u0103rie. \u015etii c\u00e2t unt a\u015f pune \u00een el? \u015ei un sos brun yummy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: O s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti 1.000 de dolari s\u0103 te tuf. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: OK, continu\u0103 s\u0103 speri. Dar f\u0103-o te rog pe peretele t\u0103u, c\u0103 m\u0103 plictise\u015fte redundan\u0163a. Eu merg s\u0103 fac piureul de care am zis, c\u0103 m-am excitat gastronomic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: Unde sunt cei 1.000 de dolari ai mei? Vreau 1.000 de dolari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Good luck pe \u015fantier. Hai c\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 cur\u0103\u0163 cartofii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: Banii mei!!! Cei 1.000 de dolari. Cine te tufe dac\u0103 nu te tuf eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Sorry, nu te aud, am pus Enter Sandman s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute la zdrobit cartofii cu sete. Say your prayers, little one, don’t forget, my son… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentac: M-ai p\u0103c\u0103lit cu banii mei, nenorocito. Eu te tuf \u015fi tu nu-mi dai banii! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apuc s\u0103 fac print screen, s\u0103 r\u00e2dem cu to\u0163ii de conversa\u0163ia original\u0103, l-a ars Facebook \u015fi i-a \u015fters tot threadul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Las\u0103, gigele, dac\u0103 mai \u00eencerci cu mult\u0103 lume, la un moment dat vei nimeri pe cineva care s\u0103 te pre\u0163uiasc\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t pe un piure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 sus\u0163ii, f\u0103-o \u00eentr-un mod care s\u0103 conteze. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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