{"id":24159,"date":"2022-12-05T11:20:59","date_gmt":"2022-12-05T08:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24159"},"modified":"2022-12-05T11:21:02","modified_gmt":"2022-12-05T08:21:02","slug":"nu-m-ar-deranja-un-craciun-sobru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-m-ar-deranja-un-craciun-sobru\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu m-ar deranja un Cr\u0103ciun sobru"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu \u015ftiu al\u0163ii cum sunt, dar eu am un obicei. Cam prost, dar m-a scutit de multe \u00een via\u0163\u0103. \u015ei anume, c\u00e2nd aud pe unii \u0163ip\u00e2nd \u00een gura mare c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cutare, verific dac\u0103 chiar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cutare, sau chiar nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De exemplu, un rahat pe care penduleaz\u0103 mult partea aurifer\u0103 a social media, \u015fi pe care o v\u0103d obositor de mult e: vaaaaai, cum nu ne las\u0103 Europa s\u0103 consum\u0103m \u015fi vaaai, cum ne oblig\u0103 Europa s\u0103 fim sobri. Apoi m\u0103 uit \u00een jur. Europa face \u00een mod real NI\u015eTE RECOMAND\u0102RI BINEVOITOARE s\u0103 tr\u0103im mai sobru, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 acum cel pu\u0163in, nu po\u0163i s\u0103 zici c\u0103 “oblig\u0103” la ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine te actually obliga s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti sobru? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103tucul na\u0163iunii, Ceau\u015fescu, \u0103la despre care nostalgicii bat c\u00e2mpii c\u0103 era “mai bine”. Cei care “se simt obliga\u0163i” c\u00e2nd le spune Ursula s\u0103 mai sting\u0103 lumina pl\u00e2ng cu lacrimi c\u00e2t un cap de varz\u0103 dup\u0103 unul care \u00eei obliga s\u0103 fac\u0103 teme la lampa cu gaz, pentru c\u0103 \u00ceN MOD REAL nu aveau lumin\u0103 \u015fi prin urmare, erau obliga\u0163i la modul volens-nolens-Grigore-aghiazm\u0103-g\u00e2l-g\u00e2l. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe moment, e la nivel de decizie personal\u0103. UE \u00ee\u0163i zice c\u0103 ar fi dr\u0103gu\u0163 s\u0103 mai stingi lumina, s\u0103 nu consumi gazul, s\u0103 nu cr\u0103pi \u00een tine ca-n vagon, dar nu vine s\u0103 \u0163i-o sting\u0103 el, s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eenchid\u0103 gazul \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i lase magazinele goale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei totu\u015fi, \u0103ia care st\u0103teau trei ore la coad\u0103 dup\u0103 un litru de lapte c\u00e2nd sobrietatea era dus\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la inani\u0163ie \u0163ip\u0103 tare c\u0103, vai, ce nesim\u0163it \u015fi tiran e UE cu pove\u0163ele lui, \u015fi c\u0103 unde e Ceau\u015fescu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ieri, de exemplu, era mare bocet online c\u0103 le-a zis Europa s-o lase mai moale cu exager\u0103rile de Cr\u0103ciun, \u015fi c\u0103 a zis Ursula von der Leyen s\u0103 fii mai sobru de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, \u015fi ce ne facem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trec\u00e2nd peste faptul c\u0103 “a zis” e complet diferit de “a impus” \u015fi de “a constr\u00e2ns”, eu personal nu v\u0103d o problem\u0103 cu a nu g\u0103ti c\u00e2t pentru un regiment de infanterie \u015fi cu o a nu ajunge la urgen\u0163e cu ficatul c\u00e2t un cap de vi\u0163el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, dac\u0103 ne amintim, spiritul s\u0103rb\u0103torii n-a fost niciodat\u0103 despre opulen\u0163\u0103, despre spart bani cu nemiluita sau despre irosit mii de lei pe cadouri. Isus nu s-a n\u0103scut nici \u00een palatul lui Irod, nici \u00een cel al lui Pilat din Post sau al altor somit\u0103\u0163i din ora\u015f, ci \u00eentr-un grajd am\u0103r\u00e2t, pentru c\u0103 Iosif \u015fi Maria erau pe drum \u015fi nu s-a \u00eendurat nimeni s\u0103-i primeasc\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi se pare amuzant c\u0103 eu, care am fost ultima dat\u0103 la biseric\u0103 pe la 14 ani, \u015fi atunci la insisten\u0163ele nu mai \u015ftiu cui, am argumente religioase pertinente, \u00een timp ce cre\u015ftinii \u00eenfoca\u0163i vor musai s\u0103 crape-n ei sarmale \u015fi leb\u0103r. Apropo, \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 Biblia interzice carnea de porc? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, bitchez, eu c\u00e2nd m-am dus la biseric\u0103 t\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 de unii \u015fi de al\u0163ii, am ASCULTAT ce fonf\u0103ia pe nas popa acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103 p\u0103str\u0103m spiritul autentic al s\u0103rb\u0103torii, Cr\u0103ciunul ar fi ceva de genul: mult\u0103 medita\u0163ie, mult\u0103 bucurie spiritual\u0103, m\u00e2ncare la minimum pentru c\u0103 mare lucru n-au m\u00e2ncat nici Iosif \u015fi Maria \u00een grajd, cadouri simple \u015fi esen\u0163iale (aur, smirn\u0103 \u015fi t\u0103m\u00e2ie \u00een original; v-am zis doar c\u0103 am ASCULTAT ce fonf\u0103ia popa pe nas), \u015fi \u00een rest, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi mult\u0103 virtute. La propriu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De c\u00e2nd locuiesc singur\u0103, nici nu fac brad, ca s\u0103 nu aib\u0103 Pulic\u0103 ce s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2me. N-a\u015f ucide un brad viu nici dac\u0103 a\u015f \u015fti c\u0103 e ultimul Cr\u0103ciun din via\u0163a mea, plastic am deja prea mult \u00een cas\u0103, deci nope, nu vreau un brad de plastic, dar cump\u0103r o crengu\u0163\u0103 de brad, \u00eei pun dou\u0103 globuri \u015fi trei sclipiciuri \u015fi cam aia e decora\u0163ia mea de Cr\u0103ciun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, sunt o minimalist\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legat de m\u00e2ncare, prefer s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n pe lucruri moderat calorice, pentru c\u0103 nu am, sincer nu am nici un chef s\u0103 alerg prin IOR-ul \u00eenz\u0103pezit de ianuarie s\u0103 dau os\u00e2nza acumulat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 am cr\u0103pat \u00een mine de s\u0103rb\u0103tori, de parc\u0103 \u00eencepea foametea din 2 ianuarie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei nu e “renun\u0163are eroic\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Obiectiv nu m\u0103 omor nici dup\u0103 sarmale, nici dup\u0103 pomana porcului, nici dup\u0103 caltabo\u015f. “Dar nu le-ai gustat pe ale mele”. Ba da. Nu \u015ftii ce vecine am avut eu prin Bucure\u015fti \u015fi c\u00e2t\u0103 m\u00e2ncare delicioas\u0103 am devorat din m\u00e2inile lor. Nu am zis c\u0103 nu \u00eemi plac. Am zis c\u0103 nu m\u0103 omor, \u015fi c\u0103 am ajuns s\u0103 prefer o salat\u0103 Caprese cu busuioc proasp\u0103t vara \u015fi o salat\u0103 de ton, porumb la cutie, m\u0103sline \u015fi ceap\u0103 ro\u015fie iarna. Eventual de Cr\u0103ciun \u00eei adaug \u015fi capere, s\u0103 simt spiritul s\u0103rb\u0103torii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Adic\u0103 vrei s\u0103 spui c\u0103 \u015fi eu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc capere cu tine?” o s\u0103 rag\u0103 gigel, care \u00een\u0163elege oricum ce vrea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 tot ce vrei tu. Spre deosebire de Ceau\u015fescu, Europa de azi \u00ee\u0163i ofer\u0103 posibilitatea. Iar magazinele VOR s\u0103 le cumperi marfa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spun doar c\u0103 mie un Cr\u0103ciun sobru nu mi se pare cap\u0103t de \u0163ar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i plac aceste texte, po\u0163i oferi o cafea autorului lor. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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