{"id":24183,"date":"2022-12-13T11:12:28","date_gmt":"2022-12-13T08:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24183"},"modified":"2022-12-13T11:12:30","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T08:12:30","slug":"suplimente","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/suplimente\/","title":{"rendered":"Suplimente"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

C\u00e2teodat\u0103, vorbesc la telefon cu fratele meu \u015fi cu prietena lui, pe speaker. \u015ei ieri sear\u0103 mi-o p\u00e2r\u0103\u015fte, cu ea de fa\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Avem toate medicamentele din univers. Pentru boli care exist\u0103, pentru boli deja eradicate \u015fi pentru boli care se vor inventa \u00een viitor. C\u00e2nd plec\u0103m \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, lu\u0103m o farmacie cu noi. \u00cenainte de pandemie, am fost \u00een Muntenegru, iar Muntenegrul a r\u0103mas scutit de Covid din cauza noastr\u0103. Dac\u0103 ne-am apuca s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m numai medicamente, am face Revelionul cu ele. C\u00e2nd apare la televizor o reclam\u0103 cu un medicament nou, noi deja \u00eel avem \u015fi deja ne expir\u0103 \u00eentr-o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, la cum le \u00eenflore\u015fte, e frati-miu. E tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 de familie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu simt nevoia s\u0103 \u0163in cu fata \u015fi zic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, hai cu mine la dul\u0103pior. Vrei s\u0103 vezi cum arat\u0103 un stoc serios de medicamente? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-N-ai nici o \u015fans\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Asta r\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut. Mbuuun. Ascult\u0103 aici: montelukast pentru astm, aerius pentru rinit\u0103 alergic\u0103, parasinus \u015fi faringosept pentru sezon. Dymista pic\u0103turi nazale, Foster de inhalat \u015fi Ventolin c\u00e2nd te apuc\u0103 astmul \u00een locuri publice. Apoi trecem la suplimente. Magneziu 500 de grame. Ulei de pe\u015fte. Ulei de c\u00e2nep\u0103, because lol. Complexul B. Vitamina D3 4000 UI. Fier. Vitamina C cu propolis. Spirulin\u0103. Maca. Extract de ceai verde. Lutein\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aia pentru ce e? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru vedere. Stai c\u0103 n-am terminat. Ginseng. Ginkgo biloba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0102la pentru ce e? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru intelect fresh \u015fi stufos. Extract de coada calului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-D\u0103-m\u0103 naibii, ce face coada calului? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Diuretic natural. Te ajut\u0103 la pipilic\u0103. Suplimente cu acid hialuronic, colagen \u015fi biotin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aia pentru ce plm mai e? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru pielea perfect\u0103 cu care \u00eei \u00eenc\u00e2nt pe \u0103\u015ftia pe net. Cupru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-S\u0103 nu-mi spui c\u0103 iei \u015fi cupru, pe bune? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da. Pentru absorb\u0163ia fierului \u015fi pentru echilibru hormonal. \u015ei melatonin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aia pentru ce e? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru dormit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei de ce nu faci o plimbare pentru dormit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u00cen Bucure\u015fti noaptea? N-am chef s\u0103 dau cu subsemnatul la circa de poli\u0163ie pentru violuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Auzi, soro? Eu credeam c\u0103 a mea e nebun\u0103. Dar tu practic dai spargere la farmacie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i, am o via\u0163\u0103 solicitant\u0103 \u015fi am nevoie de stimulente. Ce preferai, s\u0103 iau droguri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte frati-miu de ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar nu v\u0103d calciu. Calciu nu iei? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u00een fiecare zi br\u00e2nzeturi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 te amuz\u0103 astfel de povestioare, sus\u0163ine-m\u0103 cu o dona\u0163ie. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C\u00e2teodat\u0103, vorbesc la telefon cu fratele meu \u015fi cu prietena lui, pe speaker. \u015ei ieri sear\u0103 mi-o p\u00e2r\u0103\u015fte, cu ea de fa\u0163\u0103. -Avem toate...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9889,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/pills.jpg?fit=1210%2C809&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24186,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24183\/revisions\/24186"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}