{"id":24197,"date":"2022-12-16T15:53:19","date_gmt":"2022-12-16T12:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24197"},"modified":"2022-12-16T15:53:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-16T12:53:22","slug":"daca-isus-ar-fi-fost-femeie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/daca-isus-ar-fi-fost-femeie\/","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 Isus ar fi fost femeie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acest exerci\u0163iu de imagina\u0163ie este inspirat de caricatura de al\u0103turi. Da, pentru mine religia e un mit, nu liter\u0103 de lege, prin urmare o tratez ca pe material de inspira\u0163ie, nu ca pe ceva ce trebuie halit cu evlavie, iar dac\u0103 tu e\u015fti prosternat pe la icoane zi de zi, acest text nu e pentru tine \u015fi po\u0163i da x \u00een col\u0163 \u00eenc\u0103 de acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deci, suntem \u00een grajdul din Betleem unde Iosif \u015fi Maria se ad\u0103postesc \u00een luna a noua de sarcin\u0103, preg\u0103ti\u0163i de recens\u0103m\u00e2ntul lui Irod. Iosif e \u00een continuare vag frustrat c\u0103 e \u00eensurat cu o femeie deja gravid\u0103, \u015fi asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 luna de miere \u015fi nop\u0163ile de pasiune \u00eenvolburat\u0103 \u00een doi se taie la montaj, dar hei: \u00eel va cre\u015fte pe Mesia \u015fi va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een istorie. F\u00e2nul e parfumat \u015fi fo\u015fnitor, vacile pasc lini\u015ftite, un m\u00e2\u0163 al nim\u0103nui strecurat \u015fi el de pe coclauri toarce bl\u00e2nd, c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, pe Maria o apuc\u0103 chinurile facerii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iosif, care nu prea are talente de moa\u015f\u0103, alearg\u0103 de colo-colo f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic \u015fi, \u00een cele din urm\u0103, bebelu\u015ful g\u0103se\u015fte singur c\u0103rarea spre exterior, \u00een timp ce vacile mugesc \u015fi ele agitate de miracolul apari\u0163iei pe lume, iar m\u00e2\u0163ul ridic\u0103 o ureche s\u0103 tatoneze ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, ia not\u0103 c\u0103 nu e cu nimic care s\u0103 presupun\u0103 m\u00e2ncare, prin urmare \u00eentoarce popone\u0163ul spre \u00eentreaga situa\u0163ie \u015fi continu\u0103 s\u0103 doarm\u0103 ca \u015fi cum nimic nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-E o feti\u0163\u0103, constat\u0103 Iosif. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Puiul meu, o apuc\u0103 pe Maria m\u0103micia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i stai a\u015fa. Ai zis c\u0103 s-a pogor\u00e2t duhul sf\u00e2nt \u015fi \u0163i-a insuflat salvarea omenirii \u00een p\u00e2ntece. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Corect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u015ei tu \u00eemi spui mie c\u0103 salvarea omenirii e o femeie? Cred c\u0103 \u0103ia de la c\u00e2rcium\u0103 au avut dreptate. Duhul sf\u00e2nt e de fapt centurionul \u0103la roman musculos ca o statuie care \u00ee\u0163i tot d\u0103 t\u00e2rcoale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-M\u0103i, Iosif, tu crezi c\u0103 mie-mi convine s\u0103 fiu virgin\u0103 gravid\u0103? Crezi c\u0103 n-a\u015f fi preferat s\u0103 cad \u00een p\u0103cate multiple cu strig\u0103turi cu centurionul roman musculos? Dar nah, nasol, dac\u0103 a decis duhul sf\u00e2nt c\u0103 tu e\u015fti mama lui Mesia, asta e, te ab\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Hm. \u015etii ceva? Eu nu cred c\u0103 m\u00e2ntuitorul e o femeie. \u015ei nu vreau s\u0103 ajung de r\u00e2sul satului, c\u0103 m-ai prostit tu cu duhul sf\u00e2nt \u015fi mi-ai plodit o fat\u0103. Eu te p\u0103r\u0103sesc \u015fi plec \u00een lume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u015ei eu cum ajung acas\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Faci c\u0103ru\u0163ostopul, ca toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei Iosif s-a ridicat \u015fi s-a tirat. Nu e prostul nim\u0103nui, s\u0103-l duc\u0103 de nas o femeie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se deschide u\u015fa, apar trei domni cu b\u0103rbi \u015fi haine scumpe: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Bun\u0103 ziua, suntem trei magi vesti\u0163i \u015fi a\u015fa \u015fi pe dincolo, am venit s\u0103 ne prostern\u0103m m\u00e2ntuitorului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Apreciez mult vizita, zice Maria, tocmai m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit b\u0103rbatul, pentru c\u0103 m\u00e2ntuitorul e femeie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Hmmmm. Trebuie s\u0103 ne refacem calculele \u00een Excel. Sta\u0163i a\u015fa, zise magul cel mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u015fi \u00een\u0163elept. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei cei trei fac o incanta\u0163ie maiestuoas\u0103 \u00een registru nazal, cerurile se deschid \u015fi apare un cor de heruvimi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Care e faza, de ce ne deranja\u0163i de la meciul FC Norul Albastru vs. Av\u00e2ntul \u00cenaripat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i m\u00e2ntuitorul e femeie? \u00eentreab\u0103 magul b\u0103tr\u00e2n. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Da. Noi aici sus credem c\u0103 genul e o construc\u0163ie social\u0103. Altceva? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Noi aici jos prefer\u0103m b\u0103rba\u0163ii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u015ei totodat\u0103 ur\u00e2\u0163i gay-ii. Cam at\u00e2t despre logica voastr\u0103. Bitch, bye. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Magii se \u00eentorc la Maria, care pl\u00e2ngea, pentru c\u0103 o na\u015ftere, o p\u0103r\u0103sire \u015fi un sobor de heruvimi erau un pic prea mult pentru o singur\u0103 sear\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ne scuza\u0163i, doamn\u0103, trebuia s\u0103 verific\u0103m. Ok, iat\u0103 aur, smirn\u0103 \u015fi t\u0103m\u00e2ie. De fapt, abia acum \u00een\u0163elegem de ce era nevoie de cadourile astea at\u00e2t de feminine. Dac\u0103 era b\u0103iat, aduceam Red Bull, whisky \u015fi steroizi. \u015ei iat\u0103 \u015fi un plicule\u0163 umed pentru m\u00e2\u0163ul \u0103la care a asistat at\u00e2t de nep\u0103s\u0103tor la toat\u0103 faza. Domnul fie cu voi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-M\u0103 bucur de smirn\u0103 \u015fi t\u0103m\u00e2ie, dar mai mult de aur, c\u0103 a\u015fa am \u015fi eu bani s\u0103 \u00eencep ceva cu via\u0163a mea de mam\u0103 singur\u0103 cu fiic\u0103 m\u00e2ntuitoare, zice Maria. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miau, zice m\u00e2\u0163ul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Am vrea s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 va fi ok, dar ni s-a ar\u0103tat c\u0103 o s\u0103 moar\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, spune al doilea mag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-M\u0103car nu face riduri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bun. \u015ei Irod c\u0103s\u0103pe\u015fte to\u0163i b\u0103ie\u0163eii sub doi ani, dar cum nici sulea nu se a\u015fteapt\u0103 ca m\u00e2ntuirea s\u0103 vin\u0103 de la o femeie, Isus scap\u0103. Exist\u0103 \u015fi avantaje \u00een a fi sexul oprimat. Gen, dac\u0103 oamenii nu te cred bun de nimic, tind s\u0103 te trimit\u0103 la crati\u0163\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 bage un cu\u0163it \u00een tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei Maria se apuc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi creasc\u0103 feti\u0163a. De mic\u0103, aceasta se dovede\u015fte mult prea inteligent\u0103, vindec\u0103 bolnavi pun\u00e2nd m\u00e2na pe ei, repar\u0103 tot ce se stric\u0103 prin cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 scrie de una singur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Marie, ce ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci cu fiic\u0103-ta asta dus\u0103 cu sorcova? Dac\u0103 i se duce reputa\u0163ia c\u0103 e vr\u0103jitoare, n-o s-o ia nimeni de nevast\u0103, \u00eei zice o vecin\u0103 binevoitoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Dar nu trebuie s-o ia nimeni de nevast\u0103, e M\u00e2ntuitoarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Nu exist\u0103 a\u015fa ceva. Toate femeile trebuie s\u0103 se m\u0103rite, s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 acas\u0103 de diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 copii. Altfel, pentru ce tr\u0103ie\u015fte? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-N-ai auzit? E M\u00e2ntuitoarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Tot degeaba, dac\u0103 nu are b\u0103rbat \u015fi copii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bun. Fata cre\u015ftea repede, f\u0103c\u00e2nd numai bine \u00een jur. La un moment dat, puhoi de s\u0103raci. A luat cinci p\u00e2ini \u015fi doi pe\u015fti \u015fi i-a hr\u0103nit pe to\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hopa vecina: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-OK, unde e minunea? Eu am 14 copii \u015fi-i hr\u0103nesc pe to\u0163i cu un bra\u0163 de \u015ftevie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00centre timp, \u0163inea predici foarte inteligente care impresionau pe mul\u0163i \u015fi au \u00eenceput s\u0103 apar\u0103 apostolii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Auzi, Luca, pe mine m\u0103 oftic\u0103 o chestie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ce te oftic\u0103, Marcule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Faptul c\u0103 suntem \u00een friendzone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Adic\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Adic\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een jurul unei femei, dar nu tufem nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-De ce s\u0103 tufem? Ea e m\u00e2ntuitoarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Dar e \u015fi femeie, prin urmare are p**\u0103, prin urmare noi suntem b\u0103rba\u0163i adev\u0103ra\u0163i \u015fi nu ne convine \u00een friendzone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Aaaa. Dar nu trebuie s\u0103 vrea \u015fi ea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-E femeie, nu conteaz\u0103 ce vrea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-OK. Atunci ne str\u00e2ngem to\u0163i \u00een alt\u0103 parte \u015fi facem o religie mai tare \u015fi mai \u015fmecher\u0103, numai de b\u0103rba\u0163i. \u00cei zicem muntele Athos. \u015ei desigur, ur\u00e2m gay-ii, chit c\u0103 vom fi numai b\u0103rba\u0163i. Faptul c\u0103 ne mai apuc\u0103m unii pe al\u0163ii de penis nu se pune, penisurile noastre sunt sceptrul Domnului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sun\u0103 a plan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei a\u015fa a r\u0103mas Isus f\u0103r\u0103 apostoli. Dar f\u0103cea minuni peste minuni \u00een continuare, \u015fi predica ideile a ce va urma s\u0103 fie cre\u015ftinism, \u015fi Irod se sim\u0163ea amenin\u0163at. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ce facem cu asta care se d\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103teasa iudeilor? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Eu zic s\u0103 lans\u0103m ni\u015fte zvonuri c\u0103 \u015fi-a tras-o cu to\u0163i apostolii. Nici m\u0103car nu trebuie s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rat. Doar e femeie. Ajunge s\u0103 lansezi un zvon c\u0103 s-a culcat cu unul, \u015fi automat valoarea ei ca om e zero. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sun\u0103 a plan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La urm\u0103torul discurs public: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ferici\u0163i cei s\u0103raci cu duhul&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Auzi, f\u0103, tu faci pe sf\u00e2nta cu noi, dar de fapt te f*** cu apostolii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ferici\u0163i cei ce pl\u00e2ng&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Las\u0103, fat\u0103, c\u0103 \u015ftim noi cui i-ai supt-o. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ferici\u0163i cei bl\u00e2nzi&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Numai prostituatele \u0163in spiciuri publice, femeile cinstite stau acas\u0103 \u015fi fac m\u00e2ncare b\u0103rbatului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ferici\u0163i cei cura\u0163i cu inima&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Cine ne pune s-o ascult\u0103m pe panarama asta obosit\u0103? Ia hai toat\u0103 lumea la b\u0103ut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okkk, zice Isus. \u015ei eu care trebuia s\u0103 transform apa \u00een vin. Dar de data asta, transform vinul \u00een ap\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Uite, m\u0103, ferici\u0163ilor. O s\u0103 be\u0163i numai ap\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 respecta\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei mul\u0163imea furioas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Iroadeeee. R\u0103stigne\u015fte-o pe asta pe cruce naibii o dat\u0103, c\u0103 vrem \u015fi noi s\u0103 bem lini\u015fti\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Face b\u0103iatul! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei cum st\u0103 Isus pe cruce \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103, intr\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103 cu t\u00e2lhar unu: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u015ei tu ce ai f\u0103cut? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Am jefuit, am dat \u00een cap, am violat, am falsificat bani \u015fi am dat foc la temple. Tu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 salvez omenirea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ca femeie? Ahahahahaha. Hahaahaha. \u015etii ceva, p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103? Eu am f\u0103cut toate ororile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, dar m\u0103car de\u0163in un penis. Unul mare \u015fi tare, care func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 de nota zece chiar \u015fi \u00een condi\u0163iile astea nefavorabile, cald, \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari, cuie \u00een palme \u015fi t\u0103lpi \u015fi etc. Dac\u0103 nu ie\u015feai din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, erai acum nevasta fericit\u0103 a unuia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0102la mare \u015fi tare nu o s\u0103 te ajute cu nimic peste trei zile, c\u00e2nd tu o s\u0103 fii tot mort, dar eu voi \u00eenvia \u015fi voi propov\u0103dui dreapta credin\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei sub cruce: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miauuuu, Isuse, ai uitat s\u0103-mi la\u015fi plicule\u0163. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ferici\u0163i cei ce fl\u0103m\u00e2nzesc&#8230;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 te amuz\u0103 astfel de povestioare, sus\u0163ine-m\u0103 cu o dona\u0163ie.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acest exerci\u0163iu de imagina\u0163ie este inspirat de caricatura de al\u0103turi. 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