Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un pre\u015f. Pe care s\u0103 te pun\u0103 gagic\u0103-ta s\u0103 dormi din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd. \u00cen special c\u00e2nd ea nu are timp de tantrumurile tale, pentru c\u0103 are treab\u0103 de la job, \u015fi pe tine te g\u0103se\u015fte exact atunci nevoia de a povesti c\u00e2t o ai de mare \u015fi c\u00e2t de fabulos \u00ee\u0163i func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taurul<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un abonament nou-nou\u0163 aici<\/a><\/strong>. \u015etim c\u0103 e\u015fti plin de emo\u0163ii, \u015fi mai \u015ftim c\u0103 modul t\u0103u de a le digera e cu o tocan\u0103 (dac\u0103 e\u015fti acas\u0103), \u015fi cu un meniu shaorma cu de toate (dac\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een deplasare). Exist\u0103 \u015fi alte c\u0103i, inclusiv unele care nu-\u0163i dau analizele peste cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Gemenii <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e o vacan\u0163\u0103 pe o insul\u0103 exotic\u0103. Una f\u0103r\u0103 internet. S\u0103 te for\u0163eze s\u0103 nu mai tr\u0103ie\u015fti sub imperiul nevoii de a epata pe al\u0163ii \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eemprietene\u015fti pu\u0163in \u015fi cu tine. Poate fi chiar fun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Racul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un bax de batiste de h\u00e2rtie. \u015etim deja c\u0103, de Cr\u0103ciunul \u0103sta, ai preg\u0103tit un maraton de filme siropoase \u015fi o s\u0103 te ui\u0163i la ele cu g\u00e2ndul la iubirea ta pierdut\u0103, care e \u00een str\u0103fundul inimii un om bun, \u015ftii tu sigur, chiar dac\u0103 to\u0163i prietenii \u0163i-au spus c\u0103 e un asshole \u015fi c\u0103 a profitat de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Leul<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un bilet la un escape room. S\u0103 ai ocupa\u0163ie care s\u0103 te solicite. Nu de alta, dar c\u00e2nd te plictise\u015fti, ai nevoie de un concurs de m\u0103surat p**i, inclusiv \u015fi \u00een special cu oameni care nu erau \u00een rela\u0163ie de m\u0103surat p**i cu tine. \u015ei care risc\u0103 uneori s\u0103 se simt\u0103 irita\u0163i de nevoia ta r\u0103s\u0103rit\u0103 de nic\u0103ieri de a v\u0103 m\u0103sura p…, mai ales c\u0103 ei nu tr\u0103iesc a\u015fa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Fecioara <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un bilet la Techirghiol. S\u0103 te l\u0103f\u0103i \u00een n\u0103mol \u015fi s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 nu e obligatoriu s\u0103 luceasc\u0103 totul cu iriza\u0163ii de Cillit Bang pentru a te sim\u0163i fericit \u00een via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Balan\u0163a <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un sac de box \u015fi un instructor. Pe care nu-l \u00eenduio\u015fezi cu lugu-lugu, ci d\u00e2nd cu sete \u00een sac. S\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i \u015fi tu c\u0103 uneori trebuie s\u0103 dai un pumn s\u0103 se rezolve lucrurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Scorpionul<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un exemplar de Vie\u0163ile Sfin\u0163ilor. Vie\u0163ile nesfin\u0163ilor e titlul viitoarei tale c\u0103r\u0163i autobiografice, \u015fi e mi\u015fto s\u0103 descoperi lucruri noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103get\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un ukulele. E un instrument destul de exotic pentru a da bine pe Instagram, dar totodat\u0103 unul care presupune repeti\u0163ie minu\u0163ioas\u0103 \u015fi consecven\u0163\u0103, adic\u0103 zonele \u00een care mai ai de muncit cu tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Capricornul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un costum de schi. Pentru c\u0103 pericolul are farmecul lui, \u015fi exist\u0103 o satisfac\u0163ie \u00een spontaneitate, pe care nu le vei afla niciodat\u0103 dac\u0103 stai toat\u0103 ziua \u00eentre registrele contabile ale celor opt firme care \u00ee\u0163i asigur\u0103 traiul de lux la care ai visat \u00een timp ce cre\u015fteai s\u0103rac pe R\u0103cari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n V\u0103rs\u0103torul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e un pui de anim\u0103lu\u0163. Da, \u015ftiu, animalele nu se ofer\u0103 cadou, dar zic de ideal. Ideal ar fi s\u0103 prime\u015fti unul, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 de nevoile altor fiin\u0163e \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencetezi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i hr\u0103ne\u015fti propriul ego cu biberonul de diminea\u0163a p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pe\u015ftii<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cadoul ideal pentru tine e o colec\u0163ie a showurilor de stand-up de la origini \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent. \u015fi cineva care s\u0103 te \u0163in\u0103 imobilizat, cu ochii la ele. A\u015fa poate \u00eenve\u0163i \u015fi tu s\u0103 spui c\u00e2teva glume, \u00een loc s\u0103 te vaie\u0163i lung cum te taie o durere la linguric\u0103. Crede-m\u0103, nimeni nu are chef s\u0103 afle detalii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fii mo\u015f cr\u0103ciun, sus\u0163ine-m\u0103 cu o dona\u0163ie.\u00a0Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Pentru cine cite\u015fte acest blog de ceva timp: horoscopul e ocazia noastr\u0103 de a ne amuza de cli\u015feele \u015fi de ideile pu\u0163ine, dar fixe...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24224,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/cat-4663673_960_720.jpg?fit=960%2C640&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24225,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24213\/revisions\/24225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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