{"id":2423,"date":"2010-08-09T13:00:48","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T10:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2010-08-09T13:00:48","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T10:00:48","slug":"se-vede-ca-e-croitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/se-vede-ca-e-croitor\/","title":{"rendered":""Se vede c\u0103 e croitor""},"content":{"rendered":"

Se \u015ftie c\u0103 nici un rom\u00e2n nu tr\u0103ie\u015fte din c\u0103r\u0163ile publicate. To\u0163i au c\u00e2te o meserie “pe l\u00e2ng\u0103”, care le asigur\u0103 cafeaua, electricitatea \u015fi Internetul necesare scrierii.
\n\u00cenainte de acel Cenaclu de la Muzeu, \u00een cadrul c\u0103ruia i-am citit poeziile lui Daniel D. Marin, acesta mi-a dezv\u0103luit adev\u0103rata lui meserie. Dar m-a rugat cu tremur \u00een voce:
\n-Te rog, nu o spune public. Dac\u0103 o faci, to\u0163i \u00ee\u015fi vor petrece seara c\u0103ut\u00e2nd paralelisme \u00eentre scrierile mele \u015fi munca mea. Altminteri, punem pariu c\u0103 nim\u0103nui nu-i va trece prin cap a\u015fa ceva?
\nN-am pus pariu, pentru c\u0103 publicasem recent “Rondo Capriccioso” \u015fi treceam prin nepl\u0103cerile aceleia\u015fi prejudec\u0103\u0163i: “Se vede c\u0103 e actri\u0163\u0103.” De parc\u0103 “Rondo Capriccioso” nu ar fi putut fi scris de o contabil\u0103 (da, b\u0103i, muilor, sunt \u015fi contabil\u0103, ba chiar contabil\u0103 cu diplom\u0103, am terminat Liceul Economic \u00eenainte de ATF. :D).<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Era mai mult dec\u00e2t previzibil (\u015fi q.e.d.-istic) s\u0103 apar\u0103 prima reac\u0163ie de acest gen<\/a>, de la primul urangutan deductiv. (Desigur, alt imbecil banat pentru mitoc\u0103nie \u015fi lipsa de m\u0103sur\u0103 a lungului nasului.) Bun, b\u0103, am glumit. Nu am terminat Liceul Economic ci Liceul Militar. Ia s\u0103 vedem de unde se vede milit\u0103ria. \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n

Parc\u0103 aud:
\n“Se vede” c\u0103 X. e croitor”. (Dar de-abia dup\u0103 ce \u015ftim c\u0103 asta face.) “Se vede din modul \u00eempungaci \u00een care m\u00e2nuie\u015fte tastatura, de parc\u0103 ar fi un ac necru\u0163\u0103tor”. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

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Aceste dulci amintiri mi-au \u00eemp\u00e2nzit memoria dup\u0103 ce am citit asta<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Se \u015ftie c\u0103 nici un rom\u00e2n nu tr\u0103ie\u015fte din c\u0103r\u0163ile publicate. To\u0163i au c\u00e2te o meserie “pe l\u00e2ng\u0103”, care le asigur\u0103 cafeaua, electricitatea \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}