{"id":2426,"date":"2010-08-10T12:34:54","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T09:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2426"},"modified":"2010-08-10T12:34:54","modified_gmt":"2010-08-10T09:34:54","slug":"profesiune-votant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/profesiune-votant\/","title":{"rendered":"Profesiune: votant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, sunt Gigel, voteaz\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig o grebl\u0103 cu dou\u0103 cozi. Bun\u0103, sunt Maria, un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi poate aduce o excursie \u00een Tenerife. Bun\u0103, sunt Grivei, un vot al t\u0103u m\u0103 poate face c\u00e2inele anului. Un vot al t\u0103u poate hr\u0103ni copiii s\u0103raci din Somalia. Un vot al t\u0103u m\u0103 poate ajuta s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig o diplom\u0103, numai bun\u0103 pentru momentul \u00een care mi se termin\u0103 h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103. Un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi \u0163ine loc de calificare. Un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi \u0163ine loc de pul\u0103. Un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi \u0163ine loc de bani. Un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi \u0163ine loc de Dumnezeu.  Un vot al t\u0103u \u00eel poate face pe C\u0103t\u0103lin Botezatu s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de nevast\u0103. Un vot al t\u0103u m\u0103 roate urca \u00eentr-o rachet\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 poate propulsa direct pe o planet\u0103 unde m\u00e2na omului nu a pus niciodat\u0103 piciorul.<\/p>\n<p>Hai, te rog, d\u0103-mi \u015fi mie un vot!! Un singur click pentru tine, un pas uria\u015f \u00een destinul meu. De aceea \u00ee\u0163i umplu mailul, te h\u0103r\u0163uiesc pe Facebook, pe Messenger, ba chiar \u015fi \u00een tete-a-tete, dac\u0103 te z\u0103resc \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor \u00een ora\u015f: &#8220;Fat\u0103, nu m\u0103 votezi \u015fi pe mine? Hai c\u0103 nu e mare lucru. <em>Dec\u00e2t<\/em> un click!<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ans1Sh0epGQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Da, b\u0103, un click. C\u00e2te zece clickuri pe zi pentru fiecare necunoscut care s-a inflitrat \u00een messengerul\/facebookul\/mailul\/via\u0163a mea. Scrie pe fruntea mea: &#8220;La clicku&#8217; vesel&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103, sunt Gigel, voteaz\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig o grebl\u0103 cu dou\u0103 cozi. Bun\u0103, sunt Maria, un vot al t\u0103u \u00eemi poate aduce o excursie \u00een&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}