{"id":24278,"date":"2023-01-01T11:57:23","date_gmt":"2023-01-01T08:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24278"},"modified":"2023-01-01T11:57:26","modified_gmt":"2023-01-01T08:57:26","slug":"zece-lucruri-pe-care-imi-propun-sa-le-evit-pe-2023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/zece-lucruri-pe-care-imi-propun-sa-le-evit-pe-2023\/","title":{"rendered":"Zece lucruri pe care \u00eemi propun s\u0103 le evit pe 2023"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A \u00eenceput un an nou, vesel \u015fi frumos, iar sora voastr\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi bea prima cafea a anului. \u015ei \u00een timp ce face asta, \u00ee\u015fi trece prin cap lucrurile pe care NU le va face \u00een noul \u015fi minunatul an care urmeaz\u0103. Sper s\u0103 v\u0103 inspire aceast\u0103 list\u0103. Sau m\u0103car s\u0103 v\u0103 determine s\u0103 v-o crea\u0163i pe a voastr\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 merit\u0103m cu to\u0163ii un nou \u00eenceput.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1. Nu m\u0103 voi mai implica \u00een flame wars online <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le \u015fti\u0163i. Ga\u015fca 1 se ia la har\u0163\u0103 cu ga\u015fca 2. Tu nu ai nici o dovad\u0103 concret\u0103, nici de o parte, nici de alta, dar te bagi din solidaritate fa\u0163\u0103 de prieteni. Prieteni care tac filosofic \u015fi nu se bag\u0103 c\u00e2nd faci tu reclam\u0103 la Secretul femeilor independente, s\u0103 zicem, \u015fi to\u0163i avorta\u0163ii soartei se n\u0103pustesc cu ura peste tine, de zici c\u0103-\u0163i oferiser\u0103 firmele lor reclame mai bine pl\u0103tite sau ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nope. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ave\u0163i certuri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vi le rezolva\u0163i frumos \u00eentre voi, sau dac\u0103 e ceva grav, v\u0103 raporta\u0163i la Facebook, la poli\u0163ie, la tribunal \u015fi \u00eemi spune\u0163i direct verdictul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pe mine m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Elve\u0163ia \u015fi m\u0103 remarc prin preferin\u0163a fa\u0163\u0103 de ceasuri (aka timp) \u015fi bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2. Nu mai accept certuri online cu absolut nimeni <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen momentul \u00een care vii cu o &#8220;p\u0103rere&#8221; abraziv\u0103 \u015fi b\u0103g\u0103cioas\u0103 (a se citi insult\u0103 gratuit\u0103), mai ales pe un subiect care nu te prive\u015fte cu nimic, ai trei replici s\u0103 te prinzi c\u0103 ai s\u0103rit calul, iar dac\u0103 nu te adop\u0163i o atitudine rezonabil\u0103 din trei replici, block. Saaau, alternativ, te raportez p\u00e2n\u0103 te iau bo\u0163ii re\u0163elelor sociale \u00een primire \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 te \u0163in\u0103 mai mult pe off dec\u00e2t pe on. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chiar nu voi mai risca trafic \u015fi reach pentru nevoia toxic\u0103 de aten\u0163ie \u015fi psihozele nim\u0103nui. Pl\u0103ti\u0163i un specialist s\u0103 v\u0103 trateze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3. Nu mai pierd nop\u0163i aiurea<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Singurul criteriu de a mai pierde noaptea este s\u0103 fi avut un eveniment pl\u0103tit. Sau un proiect pl\u0103tit de urgen\u0163\u0103 care trebuie s\u0103 fie gata p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163a. \u00cen rest, somn, pentru c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fiu fresh, s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi \u00een form\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen plus, e\u015fti mult mai productiv dup\u0103 o noapte de somn ad\u00e2nc dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 o noapte irosit\u0103 aiurea, cu trezire la 12 diminea\u0163a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. Nu mai stau la palavre telefonice mai mult de zece minute. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Cu excep\u0163ia c\u00e2torva prietene \u015fi rude care merit\u0103 deranjul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen rest, m-ai sunat, treci la subiect, zi ce vrei, eu \u00ee\u0163i zic dac\u0103 se poate, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi virtute. Nu-mi pfoo\u0163i timp cu conversa\u0163ie formal\u0103 sau cu b\u00e2rfe neinteresante, pentru c\u0103 ain&#8217;t nobody got time for that. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. Nu mai fac hoarding de haine, cosmetice \u015fi makeup. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De cum ajung acas\u0103, \u00eemi golesc dulapurile \u015fi fac o selec\u0163ie la s\u00e2nge. R\u0103m\u00e2ne doar ce mi-e drag sau ce \u00eemi vine mega beton. Idem \u00een materie de cosmetice. Alea mai \u015fi expir\u0103, s\u0103racele. Idem \u015fi \u00een materie de machiaj. \u015ei el expir\u0103. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ai o cas\u0103 plin\u0103 de rahaturi inutile, un tumult \u00een care nu g\u0103se\u015fti ce-\u0163i trebuie cu adev\u0103rat, mai bine strictul necesar, rearanjat pentru u\u015furin\u0163a accesului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6. Nu \u00eemi mai caut scuze <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015etii, mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 ies \u00een ora\u015f, dar uite, am o problem\u0103&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not anymore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R\u0103spunsul corect este: &#8220;Nu am nici un motiv s\u0103 fac acest drum de miz\u0103 zero \u00een ora\u015f, c\u00e2nd \u00een acest timp a\u015f putea s\u0103 mai scriu ceva, s\u0103 dorm sau s\u0103 alerg prin IOR.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De c\u00e2te ori am \u00eencercat s\u0103 fiu diplomat\u0103 \u00een refuzuri, oamenii au \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 interogheze stalinist legat de problem\u0103 \u015fi existen\u0163a ei real\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">OK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da, am o problem\u0103. Problema mea e\u015fti tu \u015fi faptul c\u0103 n-am niciun chef s\u0103 te v\u0103d. Happy? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7. Nu \u00eemi mai am\u00e2n reel-ul. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moment de confesiune. Majoritatea directorilor de casting cer \u00een ultima vreme reel, s\u0103 te ar\u0103\u0163i \u00een mai multe ipostaze \u015fi s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 te ofere produc\u0103torilor de filme \u015fi reclame \u00een deplin\u0103tatea talentului t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cine nu a avut roluri principale, s\u0103 aib\u0103 reel cu ele, poate crea mai multe momente de monolog \u00een varii personaje, \u015fi s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 un operator, s\u0103-l filmeze \u015fi s\u0103-l monteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar sora voastr\u0103 a tot avut treab\u0103, iar acest lucru nu s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ei, bine, oameni dragi, e primul lucru care se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u00een acest an, \u015fi dup\u0103 ce \u00eel fac, \u00eel pun \u015fi pe social media, s\u0103 pute\u0163i verifica c\u0103 sunt om de cuv\u00e2nt. \u015ei s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u0163i cu p\u0103rerea despre reel-ul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8. \u00cemi aleg doar colaboratori care merg pe armonie, pozitivitate \u015fi constructivitate. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103, evident, s\u0103 fim de acord \u00een tot. \u00censeamn\u0103 doar c\u0103 ne \u00eendrept\u0103m spre aceea\u015fi direc\u0163ie \u015fi avem aceea\u015fi viziune. \u015ei c\u0103 nu suntem \u00eentr-o competi\u0163ie de rahat \u00eentre noi, ci ne ajut\u0103m \u015fi ne sus\u0163inem pentru un scop comun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unde nu v\u0103d asta, bye, girl. Or boy. Or anything inbetween. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9. Nu mai exagerez cu vini\u015forul delicios <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cine spune c\u0103 tinere\u0163ea \u015fi frumuse\u0163ea se \u00eentre\u0163in doar cu opera\u0163ii estetice minte. \u015ei v-o spune cineva care folose\u015fte \u015fi botox, \u015fi fillere, dar \u00een cantit\u0103\u0163i moderate, s\u0103 nu arate ca un robot bionic, ci doar ca o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103 un pic mai pu\u0163in imperfect\u0103 dec\u00e2t a f\u0103cut-o natura. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tipele (sau tipii, de ce nu, noi nu discrimin\u0103m aici, pe Trollywood enterprises) care apeleaz\u0103 la ajutorul tehnicii moderne au \u00een continuare nevoie de hidratare, mi\u015fcare, somn, o via\u0163\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi un regim alimentar echilibrat, altfel arat\u0103 la fel de obositx \u015fi de terminatx ca lelea Floarea din Floce\u015ftii Pizdi\u015fului. Indiferent ce \u015fi-au injectat \u00een fa\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prin urmare, sora voastr\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 c\u0103 prefer\u0103 s\u0103 se limiteze \u00een vicii \u015fi un pahar de vin pe zi e tot ce vom savura pe viitor. Pentru c\u0103 prefer s\u0103 \u00eemi plac\u0103 ce v\u0103d \u00een oglind\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10. Nu mai refuz ciocolat\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ziceam ceva despre suma viciilor care e constant\u0103? OK. Ciocolata e ofranda de iubire a lui Manitu c\u0103tre muritori. Adus\u0103 cu dragoste \u015fi generozitate. De ce s\u0103-l superi pe Manitu \u015fi s\u0103 refuzi alimentul minune? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doar pentru c\u00e2teva straturi \u00een talie \u00een plus?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enjoy life, bitches. Enjoy it. E scurt\u0103 \u015fi nu merit\u0103 irosit\u0103 cu sc\u00e2r\u0163\u0103neli \u015fi frustr\u0103ri. Nu \u00ee\u0163i place ceva sau cineva? Simply go away. \u00ce\u0163i place ceva sau cineva? Enjoy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pute\u0163i c\u00e2\u015ftiga 1.000 de euro accept\u00e2nd provocarea Ikanos.ro pentru o via\u0163\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u015fi un corp armonios, aici:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.ikanos.ro\/\">Ikanos: Sl\u0103be\u0219te sustenabil. Rezultate pe termen lung. Program de sl\u0103bit online Romania<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei pute\u0163i sus\u0163ine activitatea blogului pe 2023 cu o cafea delicioas\u0103, aici:&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\">PayPal.Me<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un an nou fericit \u015fi plin de inspira\u0163ie tuturor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A \u00eenceput un an nou, vesel \u015fi frumos, iar sora voastr\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi bea prima cafea a anului. \u015ei \u00een timp ce face asta, \u00ee\u015fi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/clock-g672612df4_640.jpg?fit=640%2C362&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24278"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24281,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24278\/revisions\/24281"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}