{"id":24336,"date":"2023-01-11T13:15:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-11T10:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24336"},"modified":"2023-01-11T13:15:26","modified_gmt":"2023-01-11T10:15:26","slug":"nu-mai-pot-cu-printul-harry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-mai-pot-cu-printul-harry\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai pot cu prin\u0163ul Harry"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Sunt oameni care tr\u0103iesc drame reale, autentice, pe care-i comp\u0103timesc din r\u0103runchii sufletului. Oameni care sufer\u0103 de boli incurabile. Oameni care au fost \u0163epui\u0163i de bani. Oameni care au fost exploata\u0163i de angajatori nemilo\u015fi \u015fi pu\u015fi pe c\u0103p\u0103tuial\u0103. Oameni trata\u0163i abominabil de p\u0103rin\u0163i abuzivi. Oameni trata\u0163i abominabili de partenerii lor, b\u0103rba\u0163i violen\u0163i sau de femei manipulatoare. Oameni care au ajuns pe strad\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei e prin\u0163ul Harry al Marii Britanii \u015fi Commonwealthului. Care nu face altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 tuf\u0103 mormane de bani de c\u00e2nd s-a n\u0103scut. Care a f\u0103cut tot ce a vrut, \u015fi u\u015file i s-au deschis de la sine, pentru c\u0103 e prin\u0163ul Harry. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tipul nu a f\u0103cut nimic memorabil \u00een via\u0163a lui luxoas\u0103 \u015fi privilegiat\u0103. A existat \u015fi at\u00e2t. Al\u0163ii l-au \u00eembr\u0103cat, l-au hr\u0103nit, l-au dus cu ma\u015fina acolo unde trebuia s\u0103 fac\u0103 frumos cu m\u00e2na \u00een calitate de prin\u0163, apoi l-au adus acas\u0103. Dac\u0103 n-avea chef s\u0103 se p\u00e2ng\u0103reasc\u0103 \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-se la c** dup\u0103 ce efectua actul eliberator al cxx\u0103rii, sigur se g\u0103sea un servitor \u015fi pentru asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar tot ce face tipul, \u00een ultima vreme, e s\u0103 se v\u0103ic\u0103reasc\u0103. Nonstop, nonstop. Mi-l \u00eendeas\u0103 pe g\u00e2t presa. Mi-l \u00eendeas\u0103 pe g\u00e2t Netflix, cu un documentar la care nu m\u0103 uit nici de-al dracu’. OK, m\u0103 uit dac\u0103 sare o dona\u0163ie de peste 500 de euro. Mi-l \u00eendeas\u0103 pe g\u00e2t reclama unei edituri rom\u00e2ne\u015fti care a tradus cartea lui de boceal\u0103 interminabil\u0103, probabil scris\u0103 de un ghost writer care chiar avea probleme reale, gen plata chiriei \u015fi utilit\u0103\u0163ilor, de vreme ce a acceptat jobul, \u015fi mai mult ca sigur, \u00een timp ce-l asculta pe Harry v\u0103ic\u0103rindu-se, a dat ochii peste cap stil elice de avion. “Uite-l pe motherf***erul \u0103sta privilegiat cum se vaiet\u0103 ca o xxzd\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 de b\u0103rbat cu zece copii at\u00e2rna\u0163i de fust\u0103. Ce probleme reale ai, b\u0103, labagiule?” \u015fi-a zis el \u00een g\u00e2nd, \u00een timp ce lua noti\u0163e \u00een privin\u0163a suferin\u0163elor profunde ale lui Harry. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Harry e mai toxic dec\u00e2t Kardashienele, Dr\u0103gu\u015fanu \u015fi nevestele adev\u0103rate din ce ora\u015f vre\u0163i voi la un loc. M\u0103car ele sunt celebre pentru c\u0103 au corpuri apetisante \u015fi vie\u0163i intense. El e celebru pentru v\u0103ic\u0103reala iritant\u0103 pe care o desf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 pe toate platformele posibile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marea dram\u0103 a vie\u0163ii lui? C\u0103 e “rezerv\u0103”, c\u0103 nu va fi el regele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cum genul victim\u0103 profesionist\u0103 are mereu ceva de repro\u015fat universului, fereasc\u0103 dumnezeu c\u00e2te motive de smiorc ar fi g\u0103sit dac\u0103 ar fi fost el viitorul rege. C\u0103 \u0103la, s\u0103racul, are o list\u0103 de obliga\u0163ii \u015fi de protocoale mult mai lung\u0103 \u015fi mult mai complex\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite, suntem vreo 8 miliarde pe aceast\u0103 planet\u0103 care nu vom fi niciodat\u0103 regi sau regine. (OK, except\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe mine, care sunt drag king \u015fi tocmai m-am \u00eenscris s\u0103 particip la Lil’ Paris Is Burning, pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac lip sync.) Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, nu avem o familie regal\u0103 care s\u0103 ne fi asigurat cele m\u0103car minimum necesare, de aceea muncim de la 18 ani \u015fi, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, muncim \u015fi la propriile noastre skilluri, s\u0103 devenim mai buni. Muncim at\u00e2t de mult, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu mai avem timp s\u0103 ne v\u0103ic\u0103rim de nimic. Dimpotriv\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103m nepl\u0103ceri, le lu\u0103m de provoc\u0103ri \u015fi mergem \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Harry s-a n\u0103scut \u00een miezul privilegiului de a fi prin\u0163, \u015fi \u00een timp ce se v\u0103ic\u0103re\u015fte de zor, ca o pirand\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 cu o durere intens\u0103 de \u015fale, de privilegiul de a fi prin\u0163, face o vac\u0103 de muls bani taman din privilegiul de a fi prin\u0163 de care se v\u0103ic\u0103re\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 ne fie clar: nici Oprah, nici Netflix, nici editurile din toat\u0103 lumea nu l-ar fi b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 pe Harry dac\u0103 nu ar fi fost prin\u0163, al doilea fiu al regelui Marii Britanii \u015fi etc. etc. etc. Ia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc eu la Netflix s\u0103 propun un documentar \u00een care s\u0103 m\u0103 vaiet c\u0103 mi s-a stricat ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat \u015fi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 cump\u0103r una nou\u0103, \u015fi c\u0103 ieri am sp\u0103lat de m\u00e2n\u0103 ca bunica? La pariu c\u0103 m\u0103 alung\u0103 \u00een \u015futuri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreb ce va face prin\u0163ul Harry c\u00e2nd to\u0163i \u0103\u015ftia care-l sufl\u0103 \u00een c** g\u0103l\u0103gios \u015fi \u00eei pl\u00e2ng de mil\u0103 de sar c\u0103m\u0103\u015file de pe ei se satur\u0103 de subiectul “Ce nasol e s\u0103 fii prin\u0163”. C\u00e2te documentare s\u0103 faci, c\u00e2te c\u0103r\u0163i s\u0103 scrii pe tema “Ce nasol e s\u0103 fii prin\u0163?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai ales c\u0103, din c\u00e2te se vede, restul familiei regale nu-l limiteaz\u0103 cu nimic. Au vrut s\u0103 stea \u00een palatul regal? Au stat. Au vrut s\u0103 stea \u00een nu \u015ftiu care castel, s\u0103 aib\u0103 intimitate? No problem. Au vrut s\u0103 se retrag\u0103 din func\u0163iile publice? S\u0103n\u0103tate \u015fi virtute. Au vrut \u00een Canada? Drum bun. Au vrut la Hollywood? C\u0103l\u0103torie spr\u00e2ncenat\u0103. Eu \u00eenc\u0103 nu i-am auzit nici pe r\u0103posata Vetu\u0163a, nici pe Charles, nici pe William, nici pe Kate, coment\u00e2nd ceva negativ despre Harry. Sau despre Meghan. I-am auzit doar pe Harry \u015fi Meghan v\u0103ic\u0103rindu-se la modul full-time job de tot ce au \u00eendurat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u015ftept s\u0103 se plictiseasc\u0103 planeta de tot acest smiorc \u015fi s\u0103 zic\u0103: Bine, ok, partea asta am \u00een\u0163eles-o. A fost greu s\u0103 fii prin\u0163, dar acum e\u015fti liber s\u0103 faci ce vrei tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, uime\u015fte-ne cu o idee nou\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci va fi jale adev\u0103rat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 dore\u015fti mai mult pamflet, po\u0163i s\u0103 \u015fi sus\u0163ii blogul. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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