{"id":24349,"date":"2023-01-13T04:25:45","date_gmt":"2023-01-13T01:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24349"},"modified":"2023-01-13T12:40:07","modified_gmt":"2023-01-13T09:40:07","slug":"eu-tin-cu-pique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eu-tin-cu-pique\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu \u0163in cu Piqu\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri, Shakira a lansat o pies\u0103 nou\u0103, cool, cu care a intrat \u00een for\u0163\u0103 pe locul 1 \u00een trending, \u015fi pe YouTube, \u015fi pe Spotify. \u015ei a f\u0103cut un num\u0103r de views, respectiv plays, pe care, oric\u00e2t l-a\u015f updata, dau refresh \u015fi v\u0103d 100.000 \u00een plus, deci nu are sens s\u0103-l pun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Felicit\u0103ri pentru succes ei \u015fi produc\u0103torului argentinian Bizarrap, poate cel mai cool \u015fi mai creativ geniu al trapului din America Latin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar eu \u0163in cu Piqu\u00e9 la faza asta \u015fi iat\u0103 de ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd Shakira \u015fi Piqu\u00e9 s-au combinat la filmarea clipului Waka Waka, \u00een 2010, mul\u0163i dintre fanii mei de pe TikTok se jucau cu lop\u0103\u0163ica \u00een \u0163\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103, Shakira era diva latino absolut\u0103 \u015fi zei\u0163\u0103 mondial\u0103 a frumuse\u0163ii la cei 33 de ani ai ei, iar Piqu\u00e9, un pu\u015ftan de 23 de ani care \u00eencepea s\u0103-\u015fi descopere penisul \u015fi ce \u015ftie el s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de pipi. Evident c\u0103 a fost mare iubire. Cum plm s\u0103 nu fie. Te bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 La Shakira? P\u0103i nu te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u015fti muci? Logic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, problema cu marile iubiri bazate pe diferen\u0163e notabile de v\u00e2rst\u0103 este, cum i-am explicat unui distins prieten de 60 de ani care pl\u00e2ngea c\u0103 nevasta de 40 l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit pentru p*\/\u0103 mare \u015fi tare \u015fi c\u0103 el credea c\u0103 a avut o iubire, \u015fi c\u00e2nd colo, iat\u0103… deci, problema cu marile iubiri \u00eentre v\u00e2rste care se bifurc\u0103 grav este c\u0103 \u0103la mai t\u00e2n\u0103r din ecua\u0163ie e de obicei un copil flatat de aten\u0163ie la \u00eenceputul rela\u0163iei, mai ales c\u0103 de obicei \u0103la matur e \u015fi de succes, \u015fi experimentat, \u015fi carismatic. Altfel, nu se uita nici dracu’ la el. Uite, nea F\u0103nic\u0103 administratorul nu are tinerele care s\u0103 fie interesate de avansurile lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar succesul, carisma \u015fi altele de genul func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 numai p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct. Apoi, persoana mai t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 remarc\u0103 detaliile mai pu\u0163in flatante fizic, ideile un pic \u00een\u0163epenite \u00een mentalitatea lui 2012, nevoia de control care cre\u015fte cu v\u00e2rsta \u015fi decrepitudinea \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe, \u015fi, totodat\u0103, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce i se define\u015fte personalitatea, nu arareori \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 de fapt nu de tine are nevoie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e nimic personal, doar calea maturiz\u0103rii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, Piqu\u00e9 are 35 de ani \u015fi Shakira 45. Sigur, e nasol s\u0103-l pierzi dup\u0103 12 ani \u00een care ai crezut c\u0103 bun\u0103ciunea aia fraged\u0103 \u015fi yummy e a ta pentru totdeauna, dar ce s\u0103-i faci. Piqu\u00e9 e acum piesa de rezisten\u0163\u0103 care a fost Shakira \u00een momentul \u00een care s-au combinat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lua\u0163i-v\u0103 boifrenji \u015fi girlfrienji tineri \u015fi frumo\u015fi, dac\u0103 vor \u015fi dac\u0103 ave\u0163i ce s\u0103 le oferi\u0163i, dar nu fi\u0163i irinei columbeanu idio\u0163i. Ave\u0163i acei mul\u0163i ani \u00een plus, p\u0103stra\u0163i-v\u0103 un strop de luciditate. Dup\u0103 ce le cresc moalele capului, automat \u00ee\u015fi vor g\u0103si pe cineva de v\u00e2rsta lor. Tr\u0103i\u0163i pe timp \u00eemprumutat. Bucura\u0163i-v\u0103 de tinere\u0163ea lor, dar nu deschide\u0163i afaceri \u00eempreun\u0103, iar dac\u0103 cump\u0103ra\u0163i chestii pe numele ambilor, asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 peste c\u00e2\u0163iva ani le \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i fr\u0103\u0163e\u015fte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce Shakira a aflat \u00een 2022 c\u0103 Piqu\u00e9 o \u00een\u015fal\u0103 cu o bun\u0103ciune anonim\u0103 cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e tari ca piatra \u015fi p\u0103s\u0103rica str\u00e2mt\u0103, care \u00eenc\u0103 e emo\u0163ionat\u0103 flea\u015fc\u0103 dac\u0103 el o duce la un restaurant de fi\u0163e – a anun\u0163at prompt desp\u0103r\u0163irea. Cu un comunicat de pres\u0103 care zicea ceva de genul “rug\u0103m s\u0103 p\u0103stra\u0163i discre\u0163ia \u015fi s\u0103 ne respecta\u0163i demnitatea, pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea emo\u0163ional\u0103 a copiilor no\u015ftri”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, Shakira \u015fi Piqu\u00e9 au doi b\u0103ie\u0163ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bun, Dar tot Shakira lanseaz\u0103, de atunci \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, pies\u0103 dup\u0103 pies\u0103 \u00een care \u00eel porc\u0103ie pe Piqu\u00e9. Zici c\u0103 e Taylor Swift \u00een primii ani de carier\u0103, cu o singur\u0103 diferen\u0163\u0103: c\u0103 Taylor avea 20ish de ani \u015fi naivitatea specific\u0103 v\u00e2rstei. “Te felicito” – o mu*3 la adresa lui Piqu\u00e9. “Don’t You Worry” cu Black Eyed Peas – idem. “Monoton\u00eda” – idem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, subit n-o mai intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tatea emo\u0163ional\u0103 a copiilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, toate piesele astea au un succes nebun, pentru c\u0103 oamenii ador\u0103 rufele sp\u0103late \u00een public. De aceea, merg at\u00e2t de bine tabloidele \u015fi emisiunile de tip reality \u015f\u0103u. Dar e, totodat\u0103, o pant\u0103 periculoas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au trecut \u015fase luni de la desp\u0103r\u0163irea lor, dar dac\u0103 ascul\u0163i versurile BZRP Music Sessions #53, zici c\u0103 a p\u0103r\u0103sit-o ieri, homeles\u0103 \u00een gar\u0103, cu copiii pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd, at\u00e2rna\u0163i de poala fustei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eti\u0163i care e riscul \u015fi unde se poate ajunge cu incapacitatea asta de a pune trecutul \u00een urm\u0103 \u015fi a at\u00e2rna psihic de un om care te-a p\u0103r\u0103sit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tata \u015fi mama au divor\u0163at acum peste 30 de ani. Tata a murit acum un an. Dar \u00een ace\u015fti 30 de ani, maic\u0103-mea a avut un singur subiect: Cum a sacrificat ea totul pentru nenorocit \u015fi cum a putut-o el p\u0103r\u0103si c\u00e2nd l-a b\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103 prima c**v\u0103 mai de doamne-ajut\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, inclusiv dup\u0103 moartea lui. Aceea\u015fi plac\u0103 stricat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu empatizez din toat\u0103 inima cu suferin\u0163a ta, \u00ceN MOMENTUL \u00ceN CARE te p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte iubirea vie\u0163ii tale. Pl\u00e2ng cu tine, \u00ee\u0163i aduc \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 la g\u0103letu\u015f\u0103, ne uit\u0103m la Jurnalul lui Bridget Jones \u015fi pl\u00e2ngem \u00eempreun\u0103 la “b\u0103ie\u0163ii buni nu s\u0103rut\u0103 a\u015fa”. Te ascult ore \u00een \u015fir cum mi te vaie\u0163i c\u0103 i-ai dat tot ce ai avut tu mai bun, iar el a luat, a consumat \u015fi a plecat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Realmente, e cutremur\u0103tor \u015fi te \u00een\u0163eleg. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, dar dac\u0103 peste \u015fase luni m\u0103 freci la icre cu acelea\u015fi t\u00e2mpenii, te mai \u015fi bag \u00een p*da m\u0103-tii, pentru c\u0103 na, maic\u0103-mea \u015fi cei 30 de ani de v\u0103ic\u0103reli mi-au pus capac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta e, s-a rupt lan\u0163ul de iubire \u015fi-a-nceput a rugini, gata, asum\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 e over \u015fi ai at\u00e2ta stim\u0103 de propria persoan\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai insi\u015fti cu milogeal\u0103 de aten\u0163ie dup\u0103 persoana care nu te mai vrea. Da, inclusiv jignirile sunt milogeal\u0103 de aten\u0163ie. E clar c\u0103 speri la un r\u0103spuns. Inclusiv b\u00e2rfa pe la spate e milogeal\u0103 de aten\u0163ie. Speri c\u0103 ajunge la el, iar el te sun\u0103 m\u0103car s\u0103 te ia la p*\/\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci cacao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 ne imagin\u0103m situa\u0163ia invers. O bun\u0103ciune femeie de 35 p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte un b\u0103rbat de 45, iar \u0103la scoate droaie de piese \u00een care o face cu ou \u015fi cu o\u0163et. Care ar fi reac\u0163ia noastr\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Mam\u0103, ce labagiu penibil cu p*\/a c\u00e2t agrafa. Bine \u0163i-a f\u0103cut, luz\u0103re!!!” <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, bine, au trecut \u015fase luni, iar La Shakira \u00eencepe s\u0103 devin\u0103 lamentabil\u0103 \u015fi jalnic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No se si lees esto, Gerard Piqu\u00e9. Pero te apoyo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 dore\u015fti mai mult apoyo, po\u0163i s\u0103 \u015fi sus\u0163ii blogul. Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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