{"id":24448,"date":"2023-01-31T15:58:10","date_gmt":"2023-01-31T12:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=24448"},"modified":"2023-01-31T15:58:13","modified_gmt":"2023-01-31T12:58:13","slug":"scrisoarea-amantei-de-politician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/scrisoarea-amantei-de-politician\/","title":{"rendered":"Scrisoarea amantei de politician"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A\u015fteptam cu emo\u0163ie trendurile anului 2023, dar, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, singurul trend care vine tare peste noi \u015fi peste hotare, \u015fi \u00een \u0163\u0103ri\u015foar\u0103, e acela al nevestei \/ amantei p\u0103r\u0103site, care iese pe YouTube, \u00een pres\u0103, care pe unde poate, \u00een func\u0163ie de abilit\u0103\u0163i, \u015fi revars\u0103 peste ipochimen furia neagr\u0103 a tuturor frustr\u0103rilor din trecut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deja am f\u0103cut un tiktokule\u0163 \u00een care m-am amuzat de fenomen. Dac\u0103 nu mi-ai dat \u00eenc\u0103 follow pe TikTok: e locul \u00een care nu am contul r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit de umbra a catralioane de restric\u0163ii (\u00eenc\u0103) prin urmare, m\u0103 distrez mai liber dec\u00e2t oriunde \u00een alt\u0103 parte. (sigur, dac\u0103 e\u015fti genul antihaz care \u00ee\u015fi repar\u0103 stima de sine \u0163in\u00e2nd moral\u0103 lung\u0103 \u015fi nes\u0103rat\u0103 altora, stai unde e\u015fti, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 interesezi din niciun punct de vedere). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-tiktok wp-block-embed-tiktok\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\/video\/7188901470874373381\" data-video-id=\"7188901470874373381\" data-embed-from=\"oembed\" style=\"max-width: 605px;min-width: 325px;\" > <section> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"@lorena.lupu\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu?refer=embed\">@lorena.lupu<\/a> <p>Shakira Session <a title=\"7548\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/7548?refer=embed\">#7548<\/a> <a title=\"satire\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/satire?refer=embed\">#satire<\/a> <a title=\"parody\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/parody?refer=embed\">#parody<\/a> <a title=\"shakira\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/shakira?refer=embed\">#shakira<\/a> <a title=\"impersonator\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/impersonator?refer=embed\">#impersonator<\/a> <a title=\"hit\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/hit?refer=embed\">#hit<\/a> <a title=\"session53\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/session53?refer=embed\">#session53<\/a>  <a title=\"joke\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/joke?refer=embed\">#joke<\/a> <a title=\"lol\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/lol?refer=embed\">#lol<\/a> <a title=\"gerardpique\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/gerardpique?refer=embed\">#gerardpique<\/a> <a title=\"hit\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/hit?refer=embed\">#hit<\/a> <a title=\"music\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/music?refer=embed\">#music<\/a> <a title=\"actor\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/actor?refer=embed\">#actor<\/a> <a title=\"5pasidebine\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/5pasidebine?refer=embed\">#5pasidebine<\/a> <a title=\"misiuneatiktok\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/tag\/misiuneatiktok?refer=embed\">#misiuneatiktok<\/a> <\/p> <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"\u266c original sound - lorena.lupu\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7188901489740385029?refer=embed\">\u266c original sound &#8211; lorena.lupu<\/a> <\/section> <\/blockquote> <script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acum, dac\u0103 muzica poate fi parodiat\u0103 doar prin muzic\u0103, scrisorile pot fi parodiate&#8230; evident, \u00een scris, \u015fi asta vom face azi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drag\u0103 iubirea mea etern\u0103 porcule neru\u015finat care mi-ai f\u0103cut inima terci \u015fi portofelul idem, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Te holbai la mine ca vaca la poarta nou\u0103, \u015fi mi-ai dat speran\u0163e de\u015farte. Gen str\u0103mo\u015fii t\u0103i br\u0103tieni, \u015ftii ce f\u0103ceau \u0103ia cu o amant\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi frumoas\u0103 ca mine, boul b\u0103l\u0163ii? Conac cu mo\u015fie undeva frumos, apartament cu lachei la Ci\u015fmigiu, tr\u0103sur\u0103 la poart\u0103, astea. \u015ei tu vii cu \u015fapte trandafiri p\u00e2rli\u0163i de la Lidl, 7 lei bucata, b\u0103i, am\u0103r\u00e2tule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am fost proasta voastr\u0103 gratis at\u00e2\u0163ia ani, v-am \u0163inut social media cu frenezie \u015fi rapacitate emo\u0163ional\u0103, \u015fi \u00een tot acest timp: te-am ignorat. Tu te d\u0103deai coco\u015f, dar eu te-am ignorat. Te-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 te desf\u0103\u015fori \u015fi s\u0103 te \u00eenf\u0103\u015fori la loc de unul singur, iar eu a\u015fteptam un singur semn: cheia, boule. Cheia de la apartamentul cu lachei de la Ci\u015fmigiu? Cam c\u00e2te semne trebuie s\u0103 dea o fat\u0103 s\u0103-i cite\u015fti \u015fi tu \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit nevoile sentimentale? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prostul dracului, iubitul meu adorat, \u00ee\u0163i tot spun c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 aia \u015fi c\u00e2t m\u0103 cost\u0103 ailalt\u0103, \u015fi tu nu faci dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 consolezi, detenmor\u0163ii tei de s\u0103racu&#8217; dracului? Dac\u0103 voiam consolare, m\u0103 al\u0103turam unui grup de femei singure pe Facebook care se complimenteaz\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua una pe alta c\u0103 sunt frumoase \u015fi de\u015ftepte, s\u0103 se empower reciproc legat de faulturile pe care le-au \u00eencasat de la mama natur\u0103. Acolo aveam consolare, b\u0103i, p\u00e2rlitule, \u015fi nu investeam nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 mori tu c\u0103 am cerut bani de la mami \u015fi tati s\u0103 investesc \u00een cxxul t\u0103u costeliv, iar tu nu te-ai sim\u0163it s\u0103 pui pe mas\u0103 o func\u0163ie comod\u0103 \u015fi bine situat\u0103, c\u0103 pantofii \u0103ia cu talp\u0103 ro\u015fie care \u00ee\u0163i plac a\u015fa tare nu cresc \u00een copac \u015fi nici nu se cump\u0103r\u0103 de unii singuri, prostu&#8217; dracu&#8217;. \u015ei te mai miri de ce nu te suport\u0103 nici propriul t\u0103u partid. \u015ei nu doar c\u0103 nu te suport\u0103 pe tine, dar acum nu m\u0103 suport\u0103 nici pe mine, pentru c\u0103 antipatia e cea mai nasoal\u0103 boal\u0103 transmisibil\u0103 s*xual. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u015ei dup\u0103 toate astea, nici m\u0103car nu m\u0103 \u00eenjuri cum trebuie. Evident c\u0103 nu. Tu-\u0163i bagi pxxla doar \u00een b\u0103rba\u0163i, ceea ce e ok, sau cel pu\u0163in a\u015fa \u00eemi impune UE s\u0103 m\u0103 prefac c\u0103 cred, dar atunci, prostule, de ce m\u0103 \u0163ii pe mine \u00eencurcat\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noroc c\u0103 sunt femeie puternic\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 descurc. Detedrq, am plecat \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, unde pot face \u00eenapoi repede banii pe care i-am spart degeaba pe c**rul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Haipa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PS: Nu eu am scris toate astea, e o manipulare \u015fi o calomnie. A fost alcoolul, c\u0103 mai beau uneori amestecat. Drept care, anun\u0163 lansarea merch-ului meu. &#8220;Amestecat&#8221;. Nu \u015ftie nimeni ce e \u00een\u0103untru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cu stim\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Femeia care a f\u0103cut diferen\u0163a \u00een via\u0163a ta inutil\u0103 \u015fi pe care n-ai apreciat-o conform targetelor, drept care nu m\u0103 mai ai \u015fi sper s\u0103 mori de durere. O s\u0103 trimit o jerb\u0103 funerar\u0103 la sicriu. Va fi din trandafiri galbeni, cu inscrip\u0163ia: &#8220;Uite \u015fi tu unde ai ajuns f\u0103r\u0103 mine, prostul dreq.&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Acest site \u00ee\u015fi poate continua activitatea doar cu sus\u0163inerea cititorilor.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/paypal.me\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14577\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=160%2C160&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=320%2C320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=184%2C184&amp;ssl=1 184w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea.jpg?w=931&amp;ssl=1 931w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? 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