{"id":2447,"date":"2010-08-15T13:54:41","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T10:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2447"},"modified":"2010-08-15T13:54:41","modified_gmt":"2010-08-15T10:54:41","slug":"cum-sa-saruti-cu-burghiul-australian-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-sa-saruti-cu-burghiul-australian-kiss\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum s\u0103 s\u0103ru\u0163i cu burghiul (Australian kiss)"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Uneori, wordpress \u00eemi recomand\u0103 post\u0103ri de citit. Ba nu, mereu \u00eemi recomand\u0103 post\u0103ri de citit. Dar unele-s halucinant de inepte<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

Deci, poz\u0103 cu un burghiu:<\/p>\n

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Ioi, tu. \u015etiu sigur c\u0103 a\u0163i auzit cu to\u0163ii de s\u0103rutul cu canguri (old Australian kiss), dar pentru c\u0103 nu a\u0163i auzit de s\u0103rutul cu burghiul (new Australian kiss), lua\u0163i aceast\u0103 postare ca pe o lec\u0163ie gratuit\u0103, util\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de semnifica\u0163ii. \u015ei totodat\u0103 ca pe un material de lab\u0103.<\/p>\n

Aborigenii credeau c\u0103 s\u0103rutul cu canguri e romantic \u015fi plin de pasiune. Apoi au venit coloni\u015ftii britanici cu burghiurile (sau burghiele?) \u00een v\u00e2nt \u015fi au exclamat: “Acum s\u0103 te \u0163ii roman\u0163!”<\/p>\n

Australian kiss (s\u0103rutul cu burghiul) presupune:<\/p>\n

-s\u0103 de\u0163ii burghiu. Dac\u0103 nu de\u0163ii, \u00eemprumu\u0163i pe termen scurt sau mediu. Sau \u00eenchiriezi cu ziua.
\n-s\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 \u00eel porne\u015fti. \u00cencearc\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i cu vechi incanta\u0163ii aborigene. De obicei merge. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 burghiul are o zi lene\u015f\u0103, efectueaz\u0103 mi\u015fc\u0103ri spiralate cu limba pe toat\u0103 lungimea sa. Tot nu? Atunci folose\u015fte un deget \u015fturlubatic pentru a stimula butonul de ON \/ OFF
\n-s\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 \u00eel opre\u015fti. de\u015fi, \u00een culmea pl\u0103cerii, s-ar putea s\u0103 nu \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 \u00eel opre\u015fti.<\/p>\n

Desigur, \u00eentr-o zi, pe t\u0103r\u00e2murile australiene a aterizat vestitul hedonist francez Charles de Mumancour. Acesta a degustat pl\u0103cerile locale \u015fi \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu a decretat: “\u00centotdeauna e loc de mai bine”. \u015ei a inventat supersenzualul \u015fi romanticul French-Australian kiss, care presupune c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i g\u00e2dili g\u00e2tlejul cu burghiul. De jos \u00een sus.
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Ce s\u0103 faci c\u00e2nd s\u0103ru\u0163i cu burghiul:
\n-s\u0103 verifici \u00eent\u00e2i dac\u0103 ai alergie la metal. \u00cen acest caz, m\u00e2nc\u0103rimile provocate de alergie vor ad\u0103uga un plus de stimulare a sim\u0163urilor
\n-s\u0103 ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cl\u0103te\u015fti gura cu ni\u015fte Pronto \u00eenainte. S\u0103-i oferi burghiului o senza\u0163ie de “acas\u0103”
\n-s\u0103 nu mu\u015fti din burghiu. mai au \u015fi al\u0163ii nevoie de el. savan\u0163ii britanici au calculat c\u0103 un singur burghiu poate mul\u0163umi 28 de familii a c\u00e2te 5,2 membri. Ce-i drept, dup\u0103 utilizare r\u0103m\u00e2n 4,9. Savan\u0163ii nu \u015ftiu de ce.<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 nu faci:
\n-nu suge m\u00e2nerul burghiului ca prostul. Folose\u015fte instinctul pentru a-\u0163i da seama la care cap\u0103t al burghiului trebuie s\u0103 te afli
\n-nu te arde \u015fi nu te \u00eeneca (dac\u0103, \u00een fl\u0103c\u0103rile pasiunii, nimere\u015fti cu fundul pe aragaz sau pici \u00een cada plin\u0103 cu ap\u0103).
\n-nu folosi burghiul pe lateral. Steven Tyler de la Aerosmith \u015ftie de ce. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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