{"id":2451,"date":"2010-08-16T15:08:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T12:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2451"},"modified":"2010-08-16T15:08:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T12:08:14","slug":"axl-rose-joaca-bambilici-cu-inima-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/axl-rose-joaca-bambilici-cu-inima-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"Axl Rose joac\u0103 bambilici cu inima mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(doin\u0103 de jale)<\/p>\n<p>De ce, Axl? De ce m\u0103 tot am\u00e2ni, de ce m\u0103 am\u0103ge\u015fti 16 ani cu o democra\u0163ie chinezeasc\u0103 <em>cheap<\/em>, care sun\u0103 mai prost dec\u00e2t or\u0103c\u0103ilelile tale de bebelu\u015f, probabil, de ce m\u0103 am\u0103ge\u015fti \u00eenc\u0103 doi ani c\u0103 vii la Bucure\u015fti \u015fi, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103team s\u0103 cump\u0103r pachetul Ultra Mega Gold Package Huge Load, care s\u0103 asigure o cin\u0103 romantic\u0103 \u015fi o noapte pasional\u0103 de sex cu vedeta, tu anun\u0163i pe twitter c\u0103 anulezi tot??<\/p>\n<p>20 de ani din via\u0163a mea, Axl Rose? P\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi cei trei mu\u015fchetari ai lui Dumas au mi\u015fcat ceva \u00een front \u00een 20 de ani. (Iar \u0103ia aveau m\u0103car scuza epocii f\u0103r\u0103 Internet \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 cocain\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>Axl Rose, cer at\u00e2t de mult de la via\u0163\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 te v\u0103d \u015fi eu r\u0103gind live c\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 mai e\u015fti futabil \u015fi c\u00e2t timp sunt \u015fi eu o femeie luabil\u0103 \u00een considerare? Via\u0163a e at\u00e2t de scurt\u0103, ne bo\u015forogim \u015fi ne b\u0103bim at\u00e2t de repede, nu e \u00eendeajuns silicon pe lume s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 tot ce pierdem p\u00e2n\u0103 te hot\u0103r\u0103\u015fti tu s\u0103 \u00eemi sufli-n microfoane. Nu m\u0103 mai am\u00e2na, Axl Rose, nu mai anula concerte, go East, let it be rock all night. Sau dac\u0103 nu, \u00eemi iau juc\u0103riile \u015fi m\u0103 duc acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu putem \u00eencheia acest bocet f\u0103r\u0103 un sample din vocea-i minunat\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yH3542oMTwE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(doin\u0103 de jale) De ce, Axl? De ce m\u0103 tot am\u00e2ni, de ce m\u0103 am\u0103ge\u015fti 16 ani cu o democra\u0163ie chinezeasc\u0103 cheap, care sun\u0103&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}